Today I figured I'd try something different, as I begin a series of short skits under the "Tales from the top shelf" banner. Enjoy.
|Nekron: "Wait, what's is this infernal place I've been taken to?"|
Nekron: "No, that can't be, Nooo! I was the star of Blackest Night! Surely that must count for something?"
Ultra-Humanite: "Sorry chum. But your new home is here. You'll get used to it once you've accepted the fact that you're not completed, and might not ever be."
Ultra-Humanite: "Oh come now. It isn't all that bad here. Triton performs delightful magic tricks and karoke on Fridays.
Trigon: "Pick a card, any card? Is this yours?"
Ultra-Humanite: "Whilst I re-enact scenes from Shakespeare on PBS Sundays. You'll learn to love this place as we all have."
Nekron: "I can't believe I've been relegated to this...this..."
OMAC: "Hell-hole? And might I say, just from looking at you all this time....Damn!"
Nekron: "Yes hell-hole. Thank you. Wait, what did you just say?"
Nekron: "Oh me! If I wasn't already dead, I'd kill myself! I wonder if anyone here happens to have Dr. Kevorkian's phone number?"
Trigon: "What's his problem? At least he has one of his natural legs."
Ultra-Humanite: "Perhaps our poor,dear fellow here is on a hunger strike. 'Twould explain the starving artist look he's chosen to adapt."
And just to show you how many spare/uncompleted C&C/BAF parts I have from collecting figures over the years.......
Quite a mess huh? And no, I'm not sure if they'll ever be completed. But I won't say no to donations:)
Oh, and Alan Scott, the Golden Age Green Lantern, might be gay. I guess that explains his son Obsidian. Well maybe not, but still.......