Oh Little Johnny, NO!

Yup, apparently Dr. Doom and the Catholic Church (or any Christian church for that matter) both don't want you to have fun touching yourself

That Doom, what a cock (and/or clit) blocker.....Who knew?


Oh and there's this too.....

               That's right kids, it's the first of the month, and you know what that means:

                                   

 Enjoy the hell out of those foods stamps you crazy kids. We're paying for 'em. Ha ha. 

Finally, today is my good buddy and fellow blogger Googum's birthday today.

Yup he shares the same birthday as MTV. To quote Goldmember from the Austin Powers movie of the same name, "ISN'T THAT VEIRD!!!!"

So do him a solid and go wish a Happy Birthday on his blog. 

Here's the link: random-happenstance.blogspot.com

My own birthday's this Saturday, and no, I'm not looking forward to turning 37. Yes, 37, and no I don't look it, but yes, oh god so I feel it.  DAMN KIDS!!!!

TGIT!!!!!!


You hear that? Could it be??? Why yes, yes it is....It's......

"Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of tha month 
To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up"

You know, just in case you forgot.....