Monday, September 30, 2013

"Breaking Doom"

So yeah, it's Monday again....

Anybody catch the Breaking Bad series finale last night? I did, and after watching the BB marathon that ran just about all day from Wednesday until Sunday, I was more than hyped for the ending.

And boy was I not disappointed!

Trust me, as new fan coming into it from the beginning of the last season, and catching up on the previous seasons, the ending more than made it all worth while. Series creator Vince Gillian (and the whole entire cast) really did a solid job tying up all the loose ends left to tie up. Just wow. Very worth it. And trust me, unlike some show endings that disappointed like The Sopranos, The Office, or Dexter, the ending we got was a definite and satisfying one. Thank you Mr. Gillian for that.

So, in the spirit of the show, here's a little skit very loosely based around the show's premise....


The End


Ha, a meth lab explosion would kinda sound better than the origin Gar got. Oh well......

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Top 5: Avengers' Edition


So I've been reading big time the archives of top 5 or 10 lists that that the good staff of, and wow, do they have some good ones. and as you all should know by now, I'm a huge sucker for lists like that.

So in the spirit of those lists, and the ones I do here @ The House, here's two sets of lists, with the topic being the Avengers. I'm in a Avengers state of mind right now, with all the reading I've been recently doing pertains to them. Especially some of the issues I have of the Busiek/Perez era I mentioned not too long ago.

Ok, without further ado, here's a list of the Top 5 X-Men that should/should've been Avengers and why.....

5). Iceman

I think Bobby would be a nice fit for the team. I think he'd also finally shed his loser jokester image, and really develop, or re-develop his personality. His powers would really be cool on a team like the Avengers, and he's definitely been around long enough to warrant a try. Hey, if Sunspot and Cannonball get to be on the team, why can't a seasoned vet like Iceman?

4). Banshee

Speaking of seasoned vets, none come as highly recommend and with as much credentials as Sean Cassidy. He's ex FBI, Interpol, cop, spy, and has led a team or two.
Sure he's one of Apocalypse's undead for now, but that can always be fixed. Plus again, the powers. They're unique and would be unique to the Avengers as well.

3). Angel

Warren's the only other founding member of the original X-Men besides Iceman, Cyclops, and Phoenix not to join a team like the Avengers. I figure its way past time considering his stints in groups like The Defenders and The Champions. His wealth, powers, and general personality would be a nice breath of fresh air for both warren and the Avengers.

2). Phoenix(Jean Grey)

It was suggested once, that Jean be allowed to join the Avengers and break the endless cycle of death and rebirth pattern she's been in since she came back. I think this would be a good idea, plus maybe Tony and Hank could help Jean handle/cope with the Phoenix powers better than Prof. X ever did.
Plus it'd be something new just to have Jean be the Avengers' problem for awhile.

1). Nightcrawler

It's Kurt. He's a swash-buckling, fun character that would be so great for the Avengers. His humor, powers, experience, the whole package. Kurt's just a natural for them. Hopefully one day he'll be allowed to join before he gets killed off again.

Now here's the list of the Top 10 JLA'ers that could/should be Avengers.....

10). Red Tornado

Hey, he's a robot, so he'll be handy to break apart and rebuild every few issues, plus the whole Wind elemental things seems like a good fit for the types of foes/adventures the Avengers fight/have.

9). Black Canary

She'd be perfect for a team like the Avengers. Her powers and experience, leadership, plus Green Arrow naturally.

8). Green Arrow

The Avengers is exactly the type of team Ollie would enjoy to be on. It's more street-level than say the "gods of justice" in space, plus who wouldn't love to see Ollie in the team long enough to bitch to cap about the usual stuff, only for Cap to put him in his place with one speech.
Plus his obvious skills as archer will be be invaluable.

7). Martian Manhunter

I think it be cool to see J'onn hang around the Avengers. Sure they'd have their share of alien members, and telepathic ones at that, but J'onn is such a great character that I could easily see him benefiting the team more than them benefiting him, but they would. Could be the new heart and soul of the Avengers? Only time would tell.

6). The Elongated Man

The Avengers could always use a stretchy hero, so here's Ralph! Plus with Ralph, he's like the world's second greatest detective behind Batman. Could you imagine just how fun those adventures with Ralph and Sue on the team would be like? Fun and lighthearted. Just the kind of mood that suits a character like EM. Who knows, he must actually get more props as an Avenger.

5). Zatanna

She's magic person, but without any of the nasty crazy spells that plague Wanda. Just as long as nobody tries to pull an Identity Crisis on her and the team, and cause Z to have to mind-wipe Cap or something, ha ha.

4). Flash(Wally/Barry)

Either Barry or Wally would be perfect choices for membership into the Avengers. The experience factor from both men besides the obvious speed powers are a given. Plus these two also have an edge in having lots of time travel adventures, which would be invaluable against foes like Kang and/or Immortus.

3). Green Lantern(Hal)

See number 4, plus again, the obvious power of a power ring like GL's would help so much against foes like the Masters of Evil, Kang, Ultron, and other heavy-duty Avenger foes.
Plus it'd be worth it to see Hal and Tony in a friendly competition to see who could bag the most teammates;)

2). Wonder Woman

This would be an interesting choice if nothing else for the dynamics between her and Thor, and her and Cap. Possible love connection? Who knows, but it be cool as hell to watch it go down.

1). Superman

Because he's Superman. 'Nuff Said.

Honorable mentions: The Atom, Aquaman, Metamorpho, and Hawkman

And as a bonus, here's the Top 5 JLA'ers that shouldn't be Avengers.....

5). Booster Gold/Blue Beetle

Ok, as much as I enjoy this duo for their crazy antics and all, they would just wind up making a farce of the Avengers if written as they were under Giffen. Just too silly, and I doubt Cap would put up with their money-making schemes on his watch. They wouldn't last a day as that version of Booster and Beetle.

4). Captain Marvel

Ok, hear me out. Not saying Billy himself wouldn't work. But would Cap, upon finding out that a tween is really Captain Marvel, I highly doubt he'd let him join. Hey, even though Bucky's back, I'm sure it still haunts Cap everyday what happened to Bucky. He'd have serious reservations about letting another well-meaning kid tag along, and such would be the case here.

3). Plastic Man

Speaking of guys that would make a farce out of the team, here's Eel O'Brian as further evidence. Sure his powers would be extremely acceptable, but Ralph is the more serious and smarter of the two, so yeah, no Plas this go.

2). Batman

You'd think Batman would make a great fit, but only if it's the friendly pre-crisis version. Every other version of Batman has always made a begrudging member of the League. If not for his friendship with Superman and Diana, would be Bruce be as "comfortable" within the the team if not for their presence.
That and I just don't see him taking orders from anyone, even Cap.

1). Guy Gardner

Say what you will about Guy, but he'll always have trouble with authority, especially if he's not in charge. And with Cap at the helm, I'd suspect he'd give ol' Cap a hard time just like he did Batman and Superman in the JLA.

So, whatta' think? Leave your comments and suggestions in the comments section of course.

Well I went to the comic store yesterday, and the only swag I walked away with was the the Adam West Batman and Burgess Meredith Penguin figures from the new Batman '66 toy line.

Now while the price is good, and for the most part so are the figures, my major nitpick(which really is kinda minor all things considered) is how puny Batman is, or rather the Adam West Batman is.

Sure, Adam West wasn't the statue-eque and muscular built Batman we'd come to expect by then, so no wonder the show-accurate figure reflects that aspect. I just think they could've bulked him up a bit. I mean everyone else in the line, be it Caesar Romero as the Joker, Meredith as the Penguin, the Riddler and so on all perfectly reflect the non-superhero/villain physique. I'm just sad Batman wound up on the puny side this go-around.

Other than that, I thoroughly enjoy them, especially the Penguin. Between him and the Super Powers Batman Unlimited one, I think I can safely sell my other Penguin, the 1st one from the Metamorpho wave that's ugly as fuck.

Oh, and the current seasons of Sons of Anarchy and Breaking Bad are awesome, even though BB ends this Sunday. There's a marathon here that lasts from Wednesday until Sunday, when the last episodes airs, showing the entire series. Awesome stuff that really foreshadows Walt's eventual fate.

Have a good weekend folks, I'm outta' here:)

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

So, Who Would Win: West Coast Avengers VS. Justice League Europe?

Happy Hump Day people!

So I was trying to figure out what to post today, and then it hit me that I should do another
fun version of So,Who Would Win?

Then I thought how cool would it be to see a battle of the secondary teams from each major publisher's star team. Meaning from the Avengers, you'd have the WCA, and from the Justice League, you'd have the JLE.

So, in order to have a successful battle, one must choose wisely the participants, and with a wild roster on both sides, it wasn't easy. So I just paired it down to the top 7-8 members per team, along with those members that were on said respective teams the most.

So here's the roster for the West Coast Avengers:

  • Iron Man
  • Hawkeye(Leader)
  • Wonder Man
  • Scarlet Witch
  • US Agent
  • Mockingbird
  • Hank Pym
  • Tigra

The roster for Justice League Europe:

  • Green Lantern(Hal) (Leader)
  • Flash(Wally)
  • Power Girl
  • Aquaman
  • Elongated Man
  • Crimson Fox
  • Metamorpho
  • Dr.Light

-I originally had both the Vision and The Wasp on there, but compared to US Agent and Mockingbird, they weren't on the team nearly as long as these two.

It's hard to figure out who would win for me since you have power-hitters on both sides, in the end, I'd say Hal and Wally help edge out a very narrow win.

Thoughts? Comments?

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

"People are Strange....."

Today's a quick one but a good one(I hope)
It's all about a gag that someone, somewhere, other than me, has had to have thought of.....

Monday, September 23, 2013

Playing the Bat-Dozens

Hey people,
survived another weekend it seems.

It's the official second day of fall, and I for have am happy about that. I don't know about how hot it got in your neck of the woods this summer, but it is hot and humid as fuck down south.

It's just now at the point where's it cool at night and early in the morning, but not quite long-sleeve and jean weather.....yet.

Well regardless what day it is, you can always count on a new skit for the week, and there's no time
like the present. so without further ado........

Batman, Robin, and the Joker all play the game of the Dozens. You know? Where you sit or stand around and crack on the other person's momma?

Yeah, it's like that. Enjoy!

The End

Of course I can always do more, so we'll see if  and when a sequel should happen. But it should;)

"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...