Wednesday, August 22, 2012

I sentence you to.....SuperJail!

So I was flipping through the channels late last night, and happened to stumble upon a show I haven't seen in a long time, Superjail.

What's Superjail?



Superjail's a funny ass show on the Cartoon Network during Adult Swim hours that features tons and tons of funny gratuitous violence that's mostly aimed at criminals. "Say what?" you ask.

Allow me to explain, or you can go to this link @ Wikipedia.org.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superjail

Naww, I'll tell you. Basically, imagine Willy Wonka, on crack, as a warden of a super-maximum prison, filled with billions of inmates.

Now imagine that this giant prison is built on top a huge fucking volcano, built on top of another volcano. Nice huh?

Trust me, you need to watch the crazy-ass intro to the show just to get a small glimpse of what'to expect.

The main cast of characters are:

The Warden, his assistant Jared, Alice, the manly-looking main security guard, The Doctor, a German doctor psychopath who conducts crazy ass experiments on the inmates, and finally the most bad-ass of the bad-ass,



Jailbot.
Yeah, that robot. His or its main function is to put down any riots or civil unrest from the inmates, not to mention whatever various problems or situations that occur. And trust me weird shit happens at that jail all the time!

And then there's the inmates.
Among the more regularly featured ones are:

The twins, Paul Guaye and Jean Baptiste Le Ghei, who are two gay inmates that were leaders of rival gay biker gangs who met up in prison and got married. Funny shit there. And then there's Ash, who's a severely burned pyromaniac. He's a big mess of crazy himself who's had some funny moments himself
 on the show. 


Here's a clip from one of them where he befriended a girl with terminal cancer. The funny thing was that he thought Cancer was her name, and lovingly called her Can-cer. Well this clip's from when Ash sings to her after she, you know, kicks the bucket. Funny shit.
I love that the artwork is crude, like Beavis and Butthead crude, but it works. It's like looking at the crazy, deranged drawings of some angry kid in middle school.

If you're even the slightest bit interested, go youtube this one quick.

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