Fixed It: "Don't Come A Knockin' If the Ship Is A Rockin'"

I found this comic panel at random while looking for something else entirely, as so often seems to happen to me and stumbled upon this:

Well you know me, my perverted and morbid spider-sense of humor went off and I knew just what I had to do.

There, Fixed It:

Now sure, I easily turned what seems like an innocent comic panel with half-naked cosmic, alien being amidst a bunch of lifeless Galacti into something dirtier than it should be.

Or did I?......


Check out the original source page in its entirety and you tell me you wouldn't be lead to the same conclusion:

Here's a close-up:

Yup, just like I thought.

And that my friends is what they call an Orgy of the Galacti.

Now you know. You're welcome ;) 

You can find all this and more by checking out the 2001 Fantastic Four Annual in back-issue bins wherever they're still being sold.

This really should be a regular feature here.....

Original:

      Source: Marvel Two-In-One Annual #1


      There, fixed it....

Hmm, I wonder what other panels I can fix.....

"Behold...The Great Destroyer"

Yeah, pretty much.

Long story short, Mr. Morbid, got unexpectedly black-out drunk relatively quick off some funnel hits. Hey, it was my first time doing the whole beer bong thing......and it ended about as well as these things tend to do with me. 

Nothing majorly hurt or destroyed(except for my mom's GPS I have to replace now since I lost it:(  )

So yeah, black out drunk. No I don't recommend nor do I think it's super cool, but tends to happen to me sometimes. I didn't even drink that much brah!

I'm just glad even though I woke up in a different set of clothes than I previously wore hours before I left. I'm just glad it mas my place I woke up in, and and not some cheap, crack-motel with a few vital organs missing. Hey, it happens apparently.

Anyways, had a decent time celebrating St. pats this weekend some old friends. 

Hope you guys had fun as well, just safer than mine was;)

Speaking of mind-fucks.......

The End

So yeah, Doom was revealed as the infamous Rabum Alal, the so-called "Great Destroyer", who's birth means death the for the Marvel Multiverse.

Man does Hickman have a lot of 'splaining to do, since this Rabum Alal was supposed to be an original creation, and not an already established character.

Here's a link for further info if you want:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/03/11/avengers-villain-finally-revealed-in-new-avengers-30

I guess from reading the message boards, Hickman's been building up to the Doom reveal going all the way back to his FF run. Hmmm.

Regardless of where you find yourself on this one, with the new Secret Wars coming up soon, it mkes all kinds of sense for Doom to be involved, mirroring his original inclusion in the first one.

"Fist Bump Me Bro!"

What's up people?


So, this.....

The End

I can't say I don't blame Reed for at least trying to seem hip and cool enough with today's youth in order to stay relevant in the MU.

Poor Guys;(

"I Am He As You Are He As You Are Me And We Are All Together"

Holy Shit! is it Wednesday already?
Fuck, where does the week go?

Well, I decided, since I was being extra creative and finished 5 new skits, 2 of which have been already posted, that I'd through you guys a friggin bonus, and post a new skit.  Yay!!!!!

Not impressed?

Damn, Hannah/Randomnerd was right, I realy do spoil you guys too much:)
Enjoy!

The End

Ahhh, mistaken identity. Never gets old does it?:)

Road Head is the best head?

What's up people, and happy Monday....I think;)

I'll try and make this a full week of skits and stuff, but no promises, especially considering the temp computer I'm using and how long it'll last.

But have no fears, I stopped being lazy enough to take some pictures, and I've been writing down new skit ideas, so so far so good I think.

Also, since you've last heard from me I've bought quite a few figures. Well duh right?
Namely:

Element Lad, Ultra Boy, Karate Kid(oh what fun I have in store for him) the NU52 Aquaman(yeah I know, I can't believe I did that too) Nightwing, Evil Ken from the Street Fighter games, the Scott Lang Ant-Man(which you already saw) Beta Ray Bill, and the new Marvel legends Hyperion figure, who looks sharp as hell and appropriately on the bulky side. Oh, and I have a new, well old, Bat-mobile that I got free.

So yeah, look for them and more to show up shortly and in the very near future.

Today's brief skit revolves around one word: Road Head....

Hmm, I think technically that's two, but I told you guys I'm bad at math;)

Hey, it could happen. That's all I'm saying:)

I'd like to throw a quick shout out and thank you to my favorite local comic shop owner, Barry, for giving me the idea to set that whole scene up.