Friday, January 19, 2018

DC Comics Be Trolling....



Goddamn.
DC seems to sure love to troll Alan Moore more than I love to troll Mark Fuckerberg don't they.

According to Bleedingcool.com, Alan Moore and J.H. Williams' Promethea has just now officially joined the Justice League. You can read all about it in the link provided below:
https://www.bleedingcool.com/2018/01/18/alan-moore-jh-williams-promethea-jla/

This either proves or disproves how much of  a legit magical wizard Moore is, because if he really was this insane, demented, and evil wizard, DC would be royally FUCKED!

This really makes no sense, no sense at all other than to keep on poking the bear that is Alan Moore.

Oh btw, I forgot,

Fuck You Mark Fuckerberg, you bitch!

Have a good weekend all....

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Random Morbid Observation#432



I'm not sure of you guys will even know who I'm talking about, seeing as how this post's related to Pro-Wrestling, specifically the Ring of Honor wrestling promotion, but bear with me anyways.

Ok so they have a new co-broadcast announcer by the name of Ian Riccaboni. This is what he looks like:



I swear to Harambe, he looks A LOT like the gangster Jake "Itchy" Rossi from the 1990 Dick Tracy movie.

I don't know, maybe he's a great/great-great grandson or something ;) 

Damn good movie that was though, from the story to the cast and their performances. Loved how grotesque and ugly the villains looked, never realizing until years later that that's how they were designed to look. 

My only complaint was the opening scene where most Tracy's infamous rogues' gallery were killed off fairly quickly at the beginning, rather than towards the end. 




Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Tinder, Bat-Villain Style



So you guys know what Tinder is right? Good.
Well imagine for a second what a typical Tinder profile would look like if it belonged to some members of Batman's rogues gallery.

Imagine no more because I found some, and their as funny you'd think they'd be.....













Well, props to them for being brave enough to post their actual ages, and yes those ages are EXACTLY how old they'd really be based off when they first debuted.

Now the first Clayface was Basil Karlo , and he'd be 78 this year, whereas the Matt Hagen version debuted in 1961, thus he'd be 57. And yes, I'm aware he's a good guy....for now, and his profile seems to reflect that...well kind of. I mean he doesn't list Law and Order, Batman and Robin or Arkham Asylum in his dislikes list, so there's that I guess.

Stay tuned in and I'll probably post some more when I come across them.

Monday, January 15, 2018

Pow! Right in her Excelsior!


So I'm sure by now this is kind of old news to some of you out there, maybe not to some others, but it appears as though Stan "The Man" Lee is the latest in an increasingly long list of celebrities to be accused of sexual harassment.


                                                       Yes that's right, THIS Stan Lee....

Apparently he's being sued by a nursing company, claiming Stan groped the nurses there to care for him inappropriately and solicited oral sex from them as well as wanting to be "pleasured in his bedroom."

Stan of course denies the allegations, with his lawyer, Tom Lallas, saying that Stan's being blackmailed and extorted for money.

If you want, you can read an article about by Fortune.com in the link below:
http://fortune.com/2018/01/10/marvel-stan-lee-sexual-harassment-claims/

Ok so if this one's true...shit.....I mean the poor guy's 95, a year or so removed from the death of his wife, why can't the co-creator of Spider-Man and Thor getting a happy ending?

Otherwise, if there's no official police complaint/report having been filed, then all this really is is a shameless ploy to scam from free $ from the poor guy.

On the other hand......






That Stan. Kindly uncle one minute, ruthless pimp the next.

Yes you do Stan....yes you do.

'Nuff 'Said....






Thursday, January 11, 2018

Iron Cock Fist














To be fair, that is a pretty legit question. If he had to or if he wanted really to impress Misty, could he turn into Iron Cock?

You want to in weigh in here Joe Quesada? Tom Brevoort? Stan?

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

#CorporateNamor



Now why can't we have THIS Namor back?

I mean I believe now more than ever since Trump's prez and gives absolutely no fucks about the environment, Namor's EXACTLY the type of guy needed to put him in check.
And he'd do it through the only way Trump understands; corporate attack.

John Byrne was definitely ahead of his time with this concept.
#CorporateNamor

Tuesday, January 09, 2018

"STOP! Black Bolt Time!"




Is there really anything Black Bolt CAN'T DO!?

(Well, besides convincing fans that the Inhumans can easily replace the X-Men that is)

DC Comics Be Trolling....

Goddamn. DC seems to sure love to troll Alan Moore more than I love to troll Mark Fuckerberg don't they. According to Bleedingco...