Tuesday, March 27, 2012

"Beware the Creep(er)"

Hey folks, been awhile I know. I had a fun time at my not-so local comic book shop where I picked up a ton of good shit(and no I don't mean feces!)

I bought a few figures(as usual) on the cheap; namely an old ML Nick Fury, ML Namor(who I've wanted for years!) Face-Off Daredevil, and the gold variant of DCUC Captain Atom just because he was the the only DCUC Captain Atom there. What'cha gonna' do right?

Alright enough boring stuff about me, it's the skits you came to see, so let's get to it:

This skits titled "Beware the Creep(er)" and you'll see why.

Creeper: "Hey there you. Are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day."

Zatanna: "Oh God! Like I haven't  heard that line before from the Flash, or any other lame-ass with a hard on!"

Creeper: "Touchy, touchy, tooooouchy! Tell me something sweetness, I know you recite your spells backwards, does that apply to moving your tongue backwards too?"

Zatanna: "That does it! Now  you've really pissed me off!"

Zatanna: "Mrofsnart eht Repeerc!"

Creeper: "yeah, like this'll fix me!(I'm being sarcastic just in case you didn't already know)"

Zatanna: "Oh you, you, you little creep!"
Creeper: "That's CREEPER to you, and you know, this feels oddly familar. Oh well, giggity, giggity, giggity-goo!"

Zatanna: "Oh yeah? Well how about this!?"

Creeper: "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
Zatanna: "Ugh! Oh god what have I done?"

Creeper: "I don't want anybody else, when I think about Zatanna I tough myself ohhhhhh ohhhh!"

Scarred yet faithful readers? If not, there's always next week's exciting episode.
Have a good one.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

"Someone's knocking at the door, someone's ringing the bell..."

Hey people.
Yes I know it's been awhile, so sue me. No wait, don't because I don't have any money.
Anyways, I figured I'd post a new piece because I have truly missed you all and really missed doing this; as reading my buddy Googum's skits having been making things harder and harder on me as well.

So what's new?
Well I've successfully bought and completed the whole entire Apache Chief/Super-Friends wave of figures. Yes, I'm now the proud owner of my 1st ever completed C&C figure!

credit: to thefwoosh.com
He looks awesome, even though he looks more like a native-American chippendale or Geronimo on steriods depending on how you look at him.

The bad news is that I had to buy El Dorado, or El Chico as I like to call him as well. Yeah he sucks, but at least now I have a super-powered Mexican Mesero(that's waiter in Spanish) to serve chips and salsa to the rest of his Super-Friends.

Alright, here's a new skit of mine. The pics are actually a few months old, but I never posted them, so they're new to you.

This is called "Mite I be of of some assistance?" enjoy.

Bat-Mite: Greetings fellas, my name is Bat-Mite and I just happened to hear you guys were looking for a new 3rd member for your little team, and I had nothing else to do, so I said "what the hell" so here I am.

Robotman: Uhh, wait a minute. Aren't some sort of genie or magical whatzidozit that causes trouble and random mischief?

Negative Man: He's an imp Cliff, just like Mr. Mxypltz, or something like that.

Robotman: Yeah, just whut I thought; trouble we don't need. Sorry lil' guy you gotta' go. We don't need more trouble aroubd here. if we did, we'd already sign up that kook Mr. Nobody or that weirdo Ambush Bug.
Bat-Mite: But, but.....
Negative Man: Now let's not be too hasty there Cliff! He does have magical powers after all, and when was the last time we had someone on the team with that particular skill set? Besides, he's harmless, aren't you little fella?
Bat-Mite: Yes, yes I am! But oh so very helpful!

Bat-Mite: I also know who batman is. Wanna' know?
Robotman: Who doesn't know who that guy is by now? Ya' got anything else to offer us?
Bat-Mite: I can show what Wonder Woman looks like naked.
Negative Man: Sold! You're in!
Robotman: Welcome to the team lil' buddy, hope you survive the experience.

"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...