Monday, November 30, 2015

Doom-Line Bling

What's up people?

Have a good Turkey Day? Still feel full even now?
Ha ha, yeah I bet.

Well back to work folks, and nowhere is that more true than here, at the House Of Fun, as today I present you a topical-ish skit.

If you haven't already guessed by the title, it's directly linked to one of the most spoofed and gif'ed videos out there, Drake's "Hotline Bling."

Here's what I'm talking about:

Yeah, and now, here's my humble submission to the long pile of imitators....

Yeah, that's how I see Secret Wars ending......

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Happy Bats-giving Pilgrim!

As promised, I've decided to really spoil you guys this year with a special appearance by a certain
Dynamic Duo.

Take it away boys.....

Hey, would YOU correct him? Didn't think so.

Well that's me for this week.
I sincerely hope you and yours have a very Happy, safe and peaceful Thanksgiving.

So from all of us here at the House of Fun,
Happy Thanksgiving pilgrim!

Top 5: Things Hawkman's Thankful For

And Happy Happy Turkey Day People!!!!

As you all know, or should know by now, in honor of Thanksgiving, Here at the House of Fun, I've been celebrating with a Hawkman theme for all my special features and skits.

And today of all days is no different, as I proudly present to you this year's Thanksgiving Day skit.

Let's hope its just as good, if not better, than last year's.
So without further ado, take it away Hawkman.....

The End

Ha ha, could be Carter, could be;)

But wait! There's more!
Stay tuned for an extra Thanksgiving Day appearance by a certain Dynamic Duo....coming up next!

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

So, Who Would Win?: Hawkman VS. Kang the Conqueror

Happy Hump Day People!

So I trying to figure out yet again what else to do feature-wise with Hawkman, and then I thought about this one, So, Who Would Win?, and who Hawkman's opponent would be.
And then it hit me! What an obvious an opponent for Hawkman.....Kang the Conqueror!

Think about it, he's like the dark version of Hawkman.

    • He's had multiple incarnations like Hawkman
    • There's versions of him that exist all throughout time
    • He's a brilliant military strategist and warrior
    • He's a collector of antique weapons
    You get the gist.

    So here's my scenario....

    Hawkman and Kang fight it out in a battle spread out along three main points in time; Ancient Egypt, Modern Day Earth, and far in the future as the battle rages all the way into the 853rd century.

    -In Ancient Egypt, Rama Tut( Kang's first alternative identity) attacks Katar Hol in attempt to take over his kingdom and rule all of Egypt.

    -In Modern times, Kang the Conqueror faces Katar Hol in his current reincarnation as the famous hero Hawkman.

     Kang's come to Hawkman's city in order to steal back an ancient artifact of his from when he was using his Rama Tut identity, and Hol had thwarted his hostile takeover attempts and kept a vital piece of his futuristic technology as a souvenir.

    And finally,

    -In the 853 Century, the lord of time, Immortus has to deal with the Hawkman of that era, Hawkman One Million, due to his attacking the Justice Legion of that time in order to keep them from hindering his evil plan. 

     Hawkman is the only Legion member left to stop Immortus, and stop him he must if Hawkman's time period is to survive.




    Kang the Conqueror

    Who Wins and Why?

    Let me what you think in the comments' section.

    Tuesday, November 24, 2015

    Fantasy Team-Up: Hawkman and Indiana Jones

    Just though of this dream team-up yesterday while figuring out what to for these non-skit feature posts.

    And then it hit me; Indiana Jones would be a pretty logical pairing with Hawkman.
    After all, and this is the main selling point, they're both archaeologists ( well the Golden Age and Silver Age versions sure were).
    The bonus to all this, being that Indy's prime years were right up and during WW2, which also just so happens to coincide with being prime years of  the Golden Age of comics.

    So, here's my scenario for how those two would meet......

    Going off a tip from a fellow colleague, Indy travels to Egypt to find the fabled and very lost Eye of Horus.

    Its there that he runs into an old professional rival, by the name of Carter Hall.

    "Well, well, well, if it isn't Carter Hall, you old dog."
    "Indy? Indiana Jones, is that really you old boy?"

    "Been a long time Carter, but not too long."
    "Indeed old friend, indeed it has."

    After exchanging pleasantries, they both reveal why they're both there; to locate the Eye of Horus.
    Of course both men have very different reasons for finding it; Indy wants to find it and but it in a museum, in particular, the Smithsonian, while Carter wants to find it to keep it out of the hands of Nazis, who intend to use it for their occult practices.

    And so the adventure goes, Hawkman and Indiana Jones in Egypt, together against an entire Nazi battalion.

    How would Indy deal with seeing a costumed hero like Hawkman? And how would he react to finding out that his old rival Carter Hall was Hawkman?

    What you think? Sounds like fun huh?

    "Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

    Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...