Captain Cold: "Ha ha ha ha! Now that you hapless fools are on ice, and lightened of your load of money, I'll be on my way before some pompious do-gooder happens by."
Random Victim: "Ugh! Help us, somebody. I can't feel my legs and there's a kid trapped in ice under here."
Captain Cold: "Chill out asshole. I'm sure you'll be thawed out soon. Ha ha ha!"
Zatanna: "Ugh! I just wanna' get through this day. Great now what? I'm picking up a robbery in progress on the police scanner through the airwaves. And just when I needed to go pick of some Midol too."
Captain Cold: "Ah, Zatanna. About time one of you damn do-gooders showed up. So what's it gonna' be? Do I get my money or do these poor idiots live the rest of their disgusting lives as human popcicles?"
Zatanna: "Oh man! I really don't have time for this. Look, Aunt Flow just came to town, so can we just skip to the part where you surrender or I knock you out so I can go home?"
Captain Cold: "Wait, what!? You're on the rag? Riding the crimson wave? Swiming the blood canal?
Captain Cold: "So lemme' get this straight; One of the most powerful beings in the whole entire planet who can erase me out of existence with a backward word is on her period?"
Zatanna: "For the last time, yes! Wanna' make something of it?"
Captain Cold: "Okay, I surrender. I didn't really need the dough anyway. Just going to waste it on some hookers later anyways."
Zatanna: "Yeah, I really don't need to hear about your dysfunctional love-life."
Captain Cold: "You want to me to get you some cranberry juice? I can make it into an icee?"
Random Victim: "Hey! What the fuck guys!? Human popsicles over here. Hey, howzabout getting us outta' here? C'mon, my nuts are fucking frozen over here. My balls feel like a bag of frozen peas for fuck's sake! 'Sign' I knew I shouldn't have gone to work today."
Captain Cold: "It's your turn to pull me on the sleigh mommy. Now do it!"
Zatanna: "'Sigh' I should've just got that abortion like the doctor recommended."