Wednesday, October 31, 2018

So, Who Would Win? The Avengers of the Supernatural VS. Justice League Dark



What's up people, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
 

I was going to hold on and keep this one until tomorrow as the part of the "big finale" to Halloween theme week here, but what the hell.

For today's official Halloween edition of So, Who Would Win? I'm pitting a team I'd only recently become aware of, the Avengers of the Supernatural, against the Justice League Dark.


For the sake of today's post, I'll make things easy on myself and just feature the original members of each team only.

Here's a quick breakdown of the rosters of both teams as well a brief description of each members' powers:

-The Avengers of the Supernatural:

1). Dr. Strange (Magical powers; Sorcerer Supreme)
2). Blade (Half-Human/Half-Vampire Hybrid)
3). Ghost Rider (Supernatural spirit of vengeance) 
4). Satana (Half-Human/Half-Succubus daughter of Satan; Magical powers)
5). Man-Thing (Swamp Monster; Guardian of the Nexus of all realities)
6). Manphibian (Creature with supernatural abilities and strength)
7). Dr. Voodoo (Magical powers)



-Justice League Dark:

1). John Constantine (Magical powers)
2). Zatanna (Magical powers)
3). Deadman (Supernatural ghost)
4). Shade the Changing Man (
5). Madam Xanadu (Magical powers)
6). Mindwarp (Mental powers)


Just off first impressions, not only does the Avengers team have the numbers advantage, they also seem to be more powerful as a collective as well.
Hmmmm.

Maybe I should've let them include Swamp Thing on the team, and then things might've been evened out a bit. Maybe....

That being said,


So,

The Avengers of the Supernatural

















































































































VS.

Justice League Dark








Who wins and why?
As always, let me know what you think in the comments' section.

Here's hoping you guys and ghouls have a save and happy Halloween tonight.....

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

So, Who Would Win?: Man-Wolf VS. Werewolf By Night



Welcome to another edition of So, Who Would Win? where I pit characters and/or teams of characters be it heroes or villains, against each other for my amusement.

Continuing on with the Halloween theme this week, I'm forcing monster to fight monster, sci-fi and mystical horrors to fought each other because I can.

Today I'm pitting werewolf against werewolf with the sci-fi created Man-Wolf battling his magical counterpart, the Werewolf By Night.



NASA Astronaut Captain John Jameson (son of Daily Bugle publisher J. Jonah Jameson) found himself transformed into a cosmic werewolf after wearing a necklace he made out of a gemstone he found on a the moon during a secret space mission. The ruby gemstone fused to his throat and turned him into Man-Wolf on and off for a number of years.

Jack Russell became the Werewolf By Night due to a long-standing mystic curse passed down throughout his family. He simply inherited the curse, despite attempts to keep it from occurring and became a werewolf.

I really wasn't sure, but it doesn't look like these two have ever really mixed it up before in a fight. Now sure they have met and teamed up before during the infamous Capwolf storyline back in the early 90's, but that's about all the contact they've had, which is really, really surprising to me.
With that being said I'm sure a fight between the two would be every bit as feral and nasty as I'd imagine a fight between two alpha male werewolves would be.


Let's go ahead and compare their respective stats shall we?


-Man-Wolf:
Powers
Agility
Berserker Strength
Claws
Energy Manipulation
Feral
Healing
Invulnerability
Power Item
Shape Shifter
Stamina
Stealth
Super Hearing
Super Sight
Super Smell
Super Speed
Super Strength
Telepathy
Tracking
Unarmed Combat
Weapon Master



-Werewolf By Night:
Powers
Agility
Berserker Strength
Claws
Feral
Healing
Intellect
Invulnerability
Shape Shifter
Stamina
Super Hearing
Super Sight
Super Smell
Super Speed
Super Strength
Tracking
Unarmed Combat

From the looks of it, they're pretty damn evenly-matched.
The only extra power or advantage that John seems to has is energy manipulation, but that's it. Otherwise it's anyone's game as far as I'm concerned. 


So, 

Man-Wolf

























 VS.


Werewolf By Night











































Who wins and why?
Let me know who think would wind up being the last werewolf standing in this one in the comments' section. 

Monday, October 29, 2018

So, Who Would Win?: The Straw Man VS. Scarecrow (Marvel)



Well kiddies it's the week of Halloween so I figured I might as well go with an all-Halloween theme for this week's posts as much as I can stand it, so we'll see how it goes.

But before I get into today's post, check this shit out Marvel Legends' fans:
http://marveltoynews.com/category/marvel-legends/

Not sure if you guys are already aware of this or not, but the hot new news regarding the line was the recent reveals at events in Europe, namely that we're getting a Jim Lee-style Beast, a brand new Union Jack, a Classic Loki, Citizen V, a Genis Mar-Vell figure (Captain Mar-vel's son) and FINALLY a classic Grey Gargoyle figure!!!!



Yeah we'll have to wait until next year, probably spring of 2019 at the earliest, but yeah that's when they'll be coming out.

Personally I'm all in on the classic Loki figure, despite some criticism about his scales being painted and not being sculpted, but I'm just happy to finally be getting a classic Loki figure.
That and finally getting a Grey Gargoyle figure which has been on my own personal wish-list for some time now.

Speaking of personal wish-lists, it looks another character will be crossed of my own personal list as it was apparently accidently revealed that we'll also be getting a Puma figure (FINALLY) and 6-armed Spider-Man figure next year as well.
I say accidently, because apparently those two figures weren't meant to be leaked just yet, so it looks like they'll be more news about them coming out later.

But yeah, I'm legit excited at the figures they've revealed so far.
I know my wallet's not going to be happy, but I sure am.

Alright on to the main event of today's post, namely pitting two Marvel characters that share the Scarecrow name, The Straw Man against Marvel's Scarecrow.


Now originally I had intended to use the DC version, but then I figured well maybe the Marvel version might put up more of a fight, and per this panel the Straw Man was already aware of the Marvel version and didn't really care for him.


         And thus an imaginary feud was born.

Ok so the Straw Man's deal is he one of the original lords of fear, until he turned the others and decided to do his own thing. He lives in his own dimensional realm inside an ancient painting and seems think of Earth as his home thus why he'more of guardian of humanity and benevolent than evil, seeing as how he's killed mainly criminals and other demons that seek innocents.

You can read more on him here:
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/straw-man/4005-44252/

Scarecrow started as highly-trained circus escape artist and contortionist who turned to a life of crime because he felt it paid better. He fought heroes like Iron Man and Captain America, got his ass kicked bu them, received some surgical implants that augmented his overall abilities, then fought the Ghost Rider and wound up dead for efforts. Eventually he was resurrected and that seems to be his main cycle where he'll die and then be brought back to life.

You can read more on his deal here as well:
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/scarecrow/4005-3239/


Let's compare their respective stats shall we?


-The Straw Man:

Powers
Animal Control
Animation
Darkness Manipulation
Dimensional Manipulation
Divine Powers
Emotion Control
Healing
Immortal
Invulnerability
Magic
Necromancy
Plant Control
Possession
Reality Manipulation
Shape Shifter
Super Strength
Weather Control

-Scarecrow:

Powers
Agility
Animal Control
Elasticity
Emotion Control
Escape Artist
Healing
Pheromone Control
Possession
Stamina
Super Strength
Unarmed Combat

So based off first impressions, this one really could be a much longer, better fight than the esteemed Dr. Crane could ever hope to give one of the actual lords of fear.

Now they both have superhuman strength, though I would think the Straw Man would be stronger.
And they both have a sort of invulnerability, well the Straw Man is except for fire, and Scarecrow has a really good healing factor, meaning this fight could really go the distance. Plus since they can both control crows, I guess they'd keep siccing 'em at each other, ha ha.

I think the main difference is that the Straw Man's an magical demon, whereas Scarecrow's mortal. Well, mortal in the sense he can and has been killed before, but he's also been magically resurrected, so there's that.



So,


The Straw Man







VS.

Scarecrow






































Who wins and why?
Let me know who you think survives in the comments' section.....

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Fixed It: Mein Trump

TGIT!!!!!!


I don't know if you already heard the news or not, but several bombs (not active) were sent to various known critics of Trump and members and former members of the Democratic Party such as Bill and Hillary Clinton, Obama, George Sorros, Joe Biden, and even famous actor Robert DeNiro of all people. The last one is surprising, but then again if you're known for being an outspoken critic of Trump and his cult-like followers, then you've made this imaginary hit list.



My response: I guess you better send a package to my house too 'cause FUCK TRUMP and FUCK YOU MAGAts.

Oh yeah, this image of Hitler and his posse....















there, FIXED IT:

Again I say, FUCK YOU TRUMP, MAGAts and the entire GOP!!!!!

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

So, Who Would Win?: Brother Voodoo VS. Dr. Druid



What's up people?

Welcome to another spooooooookkkkkkyyyy Halloween-inspired edition of So, Who Would Win?
This week, if you hadn't already gathered by today's blog title, I'm pitting the guy who used to be the Sorcerer Supreme once (or twice as he was during the Age of Apocalypse) against the guy who probably wishes he was, when I pit Brother Voodoo against Dr. Druid.



Let's go compare their stats shall we?

-Brother Voodoo:

Abilities
  • Extensive mystical knowledge
  • Superhuman strength
  • Spirit possession
  • Fire manipulation
  • Immunity to fire
  • Ability to generate mystic smoke to conceal his location, usually accompanied by the sound of drums that could also disorient opponents
  • Ability to command living things through hypnosis, with lesser control over people and greatest control over animals (even plants will obey him to their limited ability)
  • Able to summon the spirit of his brother, Daniel, boosting his own physical strength
  • Able to speak to the Loa(spirits), asking favors
  • Medallion enhances his ability to tap into the Loa
  • Sorcerer Supreme and bearer of the Eye of Agamotto, the Cloak of Levitation and the Books of Knowledge


-Dr. Druid:

AbilitiesTelepathy
Magic manipulation
Hypnosis
Telekinesis
Magic detection


Damn! Just based off the stats alone, it looks like Voodoo's got the decisive edge over Druid.
That's not to say Druid's a slough in the magical powers department, but it looks like Brother Voodoo has waaaay more tricks up his sleeve to work with than Druid does.


So,

Brother Voodoo










































VS.


Dr. Druid































































Who wins and why?
Let me know in the comment's section.

Yeahhhh, I don't think he's going to be very gentle....like at all. I mean he is a Kree soldier after all, and I highly doubt...