Thursday, January 28, 2016

So, Who Would Win?: Galactus VS. Lord Frieza


Yes folks, I'm actually being serious about with this week's edition of So, Who Would Win? as I'm forcing that dastardly son of a bitch Lord Frieza to fight it out against the true beast incarnate (Brock Lesnar who?) Galactus.

As it usually happens when I temporarily rack my brain for potential match-ups. I'll stumble upon some really good ones, and for the sake of discussion and diversity, I think this one isn't half bad.

If you're at all familiar with the DBZ universe and the show itself, than you've definitely hard of Lord Frieza. he was the one responsible for killing Goku's people, like his father and Vegeta's father.

He was just that powerful.

Throw in the fact that this galactic/planetary conqueror surrounds himself with his own personal honor guard of highly skilled and powerful fighters in their own right, and you can easily see why Frieza was such an unstoppable force.

In this scenario, Freiza's just destroyed another planet after he got what he wanted out of it, just because he could.

But Frieza fucked up. He picked the wrong planet to blow up.
He picked one that had already had dibs called on it. Dibs called by the force of nature they call......GALACTUS!

Mere moments after celebrating his victory and feeling very good about himself, a silvery streak of light comes into view and flies past Frieza's ship. It goes so fast, not even Frieza who's no slouch in the speed department can make out the shape and source of the flashing figure.

That's when the blurry streak starts to come into focus.....and Frieza's life is about go flashing right before his very eyes.....

That's because the fabled and dreaded harbinger for Galactus, the Silver Surfer finally comes into clear view right in front of Frieza and his men.

"I do not know who you are, but know this, your foolish actions here today have angered my master.
The very planet you so carelessly and callously destroyed was already marked for consumption."

"Oh? And who are you pray-tell?"

"I am the Silver Silver, herald for my master Galactus."

"Awww, so I angered your precious master have I? I'm just so heart-broken over that."
*Both Frieza and his men laugh at the Surfer*

"If your precious master has such a problem with what I did, then why doesn't he come out and face me then? That is whenever he tires of hiding behind his errand boy."

"If it's your desire to come face to face with my master, than I sincerely hope you and your men have made peace with whatever deity you worship, for none who are so bold to challenge mighty Galactus ever survive the experience."

"Ha! Let your master come out and face me if he dares, for I am mighty lord Frieza! And it is he that should fear ME!"

And with that, the Surfer suddenly vanishes.....

Freiza's feeling very smug at that moment, and makes more insults...until a sudden flash of light encompasses his view, blinding him and his crew.

And that''s when he sees this:





Lord Frieza

Who Wins and Why?
Let me know what you guys think about this one in the comments' section,

Alright people, have a good weekend....

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Top 10 X-Men Villains Yet To be Made

Yay!!! It's hump day, we get it. Moving on.....

You guys might remember how I covered something like this last week with Spider-Man villains, this week, it's the X-Men's turn.

If you were a serious Marvel action figure collector back in the 90's, then Toy Biz had the hook up with their X-Men line of figures. They had sooooo many, not to mention the sub-lines, that characters that weren't even a year old were getting figures of them made.
Crazy to think about, but damn were we seriously spoiled back then.

Of course now there's a unofficial, official ban on new X-Men merchandise thanks to the whole film rights issue going on right now..
And yet I heard there'll be a new X-Men wave of ML figures coming out this year. Confused? Me too.

But anyways, here's my wishlist for the 10 most wanted X-Villains I want to see made into ML figures in the very near future that haven't already been made into figures yet...

10). Proteus:

It's downright fucking criminal they haven't made a Proteus figure yet. It really has. With translucent figures being made all the time, this should be a no-brainer.

9). The Shadow King (BAF):

Why not the Shadow King? He's an integral villain in the mythos, and about as evil as they come, And they can just re-use the Blackhart figure buck with a new customized head.

8). Mimic (BAF):

I've been wanting a Mimic figure since forever, especially during the Exiles series came out. Of course we need the classic goofy red and orange version with the big feet, big hands and crazy-ass red goggles first, but the Exiles version later on would work too. Just needs to be the like the Absorbing man and come with different swap-able arms and other possible accessories.  Do it Hasbro!

7). The Vanisher:

There's multiple versions of costumes this old-timey X-Men villain's gone through over the years, so while the classic version would be nice, his X-Force look is pretty cool-looking too. 

6). Mesmero (Classic):

I don't know about you guys, but I think it'd be pretty damn cool to finally see this guy on store shelves. The green version looks pretty good as well, but not so sure about the late 90's version that plagued that era's version of Alpha Flight.

5). Sauron (BAF):

It's simply  criminal we don't have a Sauron figure out yet. I have seen a bunch of cool custom figures
of Sauron, so I know it can be done, so just do it already Hasbro.

4). Destiny:

I honestly don't know how Destiny hasn't been made yet when all the other members of Mystique's incarnation of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants has. This needs to be remedied.

3). Sunfire: 

Okay, to be fair, he's not technically a villain anymore, and he was a member of the Uncanny Avengers not too long ago, but still, we haven't seen a Sunfire figure yet. And yes, I'm aware the Age Of Apocalypse version did, but the regular hasn't. So there;)

2). Madelyne Pryor, The Goblin Queen:

Just look at that picture man. Tell you don't want that in your dirty little hands? Just me then? Cool.
But seriously, another figure a longtime in the making.

1). Mastermold (BAF):

Technically a version or two of a Mastermold figure exists, but not a proper one like he deserves, I'm talking a huge big bastard of a Build-a-figure of Mastermold. Do it Hasbro!

I'd also like to add in how much I'd love it if they put out a Hellfire Club box-set.

It'd go like this:

1). Sebastian Shaw 
2). Harry Leland
 3). Donald Pierce (complete with swappable damaged cyborg arm)
 4). Mastermind/Jason Wyngarde
 5). Emma Frost (Hellfire outfit)
 6). Selene the Black Queen


   6). Black Queen Jean Grey

Finally one more team of X-villains I'd love to see made:
A Marauders box-set

Do it Hasbro!

What X-Villain(s) would you like to see made?

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

When (War)Blades Cry


Yeah, if I were in Warblade's shows, I might strongly lean towards letting myself get killed too.
Damn those WildC.A.T.S. toys by Playmates were all over the place in terms of articulation. Some like Grifter, Zealot and Spartan lucked out better than others, while the rest like poor Warblade seemed to get the shit end of the stick.

I wouldn't mind seeing modern and more articulated takes on the team again, but apparently outside of customs, that's just a pipe dream for now.

Also wanted to share this story right quick. I don't know if you saw Dan's post about this, but this guy using his entire life savings, to create a series of animated X-Men "episodes" using help from old Sega games. Well apparently, Marvel/Disney caught wind of it and basically told him to stop what he was doing and cancel his show.

Regardless of how you feel about the issue, whether it was justified or not on Marvel/Disney's part due to copyright laws, it's still very sad and unfortunate.

Here's the full story in case you're interested:

Monday, January 25, 2016

To The Fapmobile

What's up people?

So, you're unless you're a Broncos or Panthers fan, you're favorite team didn't make it this year.
Sucks I know.

Hey don't feel bad. I'm a lifelong Steelers' fan and they never win anymore, so you know...thankfully I smartened up and quit following that shit years ago. And as a Steelers' fan, that's probably the best advice I can give you;)

But we did get to see the official return of the X-Files last night, and damn, I haven't been so excited to see that show since it first came on back in the day. Overall it was a decent first episode, but damn did you have a lot, and I mean A LOT of exposition to sit through, as everything had to be set up first to get to the good stuff....which really didn't happen until right up to the very end, and then it started to feel more like the X-Files I remembered.
But damn does the continuation for tonight look really good, as we can finally get to the good stuff, and see fucking action.

Still, it was pretty good to see Mulder and Scully again, even though you can tell they've aged quite a bit. This "season" is only about what, six episodes long, so hopefully there'll be more if the ratings' gods and the cast deem it so.

But if even the X-Files returning wasn't enough to lift your spirits, maybe this'll help......

Personally that's who I'd like to think is behind all those damn bat-fapping memes;)

"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...