Monday, August 27, 2018

Fuck Brandon Frasier

Hey whatta' know, it's a brand new skit! And a Doom Patrol one at that......

The End

Yeah, I take it Cliff's not a big fan of that bit of casting, Me neither honestly. Man has Fraiser really fallen on hard times or what?

Friday, August 24, 2018

How does your hammer hang?


And to think it all started out "innocently" enough.....

I guess guys can be cuckolds for Norse deities too.....

Thursday, August 23, 2018

"And now a word from our sponsor...."

Really it should've been more like "I'm hot-headed, check it and see, got a genius for a brother-in-law named Reed."

That's what I would've said anyways....

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Holy Bat-Boner Batman!

'Cause giving the bad guys boners was what was required of a sidekick back in those days apparently....add in the fact that this one's a ginger (like Pre-Crisis Jason Todd used to be) and you can add soul-stealer to the offense list.

Keep fueling that gay Batman, keep fueling that gay fire. I bet the ghost of ol' Doc Wertham can still smell the boner-inducing fumes even now. Hope he chokes on 'em the fuck.....

Monday, August 20, 2018

Imperious Wrecked

What IS the personality for such gross insubordination like this under Prince Namor's rule anyways?

Is he sent to be "re-educated", or just sent straight to the glue factory?
Inquiring minds want to know......

Friday, August 17, 2018

Continuing on the Aquaman trend from yesterday, we find.....

Jesus Fucking Christ......
does the sexual abuse with animals ever stop?????

First, he's got an octopus (and not just any octopus mind you, but his "Undersea Partner") trained to pull and tug on boners, and now, now he's trained a bunch of giant shrimp to jerk off sharks, because why be bothered to get your hands dirty when you're playing animal fluffier right?

I mean I guess that's one way to get the aggression out of those sharks, but still.....

So, what a minute; if a shark gets a happy ending but no hears it, does it still count as an happy ending?

And never mind the cleaning up afterwards since water's already wet, not to mention it'll just float around all lose-y goose-y anyways, so no need for the mop and bucket.

Of course if you want. there's always plenty of sea-sponges to go around from what I hear.....

Thursday, August 16, 2018

10,000 Leagues Under The Seaman


Well exactly what part of "New undersea partner" did you not get? Of course he pulls on boners.
Arthur pretty much all but spelt it out for you man, are ye that fucking dense!?

I'd say get a room you two, but when you're in charge of an area that spans over 2/3rds of the worlds' surface, pretty much everywhere is your own personal love shack/romper room.

I wonder if Mera knows though......

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Oh Little Timmy, NO!

Damn. Looks like Clerks 2 has influenced another poor misguided youth.....

In case you didn't know and/or haven't watched the movie Clerks 2, there's a part in there where  a live donkey show act is hired to perform, called "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud"....Except Kelly's the donkey's name, and the sexy stud is a guy who goes down on said donkey. Trust me, you gotta' see it to get the whole experience. Funny, funny shit.

The whole thing even rated an actual t-shirt:

Monday, August 13, 2018

Friday, August 10, 2018

I wonder who he's talking about

Place your bets folks on who Spidey's referring to here.

MJ? Gwen? Betty Grant? The Black Cat? Hell, even good ol' Aunt May?????

Gee Spidey, that doesn't really narrow it down all that much....or does it?

Thursday, August 09, 2018

Is there really honor among thieves?

Ok, now I want to see these two fight. REAL BAD!!!!!
Like hardcore violent, with lots of gore and blood.

Place your bets with my official bet-taker, Pete F'N Rose......

Wednesday, August 08, 2018

Finger-Bang 2: Electric Bat-Boogaloo

Remember this famous panel from the late 80's?

Are you sure you're remembering right?

                                        Not as bad as going blind, but definitely better than hairy palms.


Apparently not. What can I say, chicks do love Batman.
Happy Hump Day......

Tuesday, August 07, 2018

That Old Time Religion.....

They say Batman's non-existent religious side grew three sizes that day
and now he happily spreads God's word.....along with a healthy dose of knuckle sandwiches too of course.

Seriously, can you really imagine the sight of Batman interjecting in the middle of a heavy-duty ass beating, "Oh by the way, excuse me sir, but can you spare a moment for our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

It'd be the good christian Republican thing to do, don't you know......

But wait! There's more!!!

Now THAT'S the Bat-God I'm used to seeing as his default setting these days.....I guess religion really IS a nice gig if you can get one. 

"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...