Ooga Booga!

I figured this skit'll either make @Tiger Agent's day, or make it worse.
we shall see.......

The End

And here's the meme that inspired today's skit:

Let's see....oh yeah.

-No Meme Monday today, because I honestly forgot to do it, so Wednesday then on it.

-Bought a lose DCUC Black Canary figure, so Ollie should be happy. Both of them;)
And bought the DCUC Wave 20 All-Star version of Hal. Why? Because he's modern and shiny, just like the NU52 version that'll probably never see the light of day since the line's cancelled.

And that's what I did over the weekend, besides play with my new smart phone all day.
Hey, don't judge! You know you guys do it too, and better smart phones no less probably;0

"He really creeps me out"

So how was your 4th of July? Good? Bad? Turrible?(terrible in Cleveland speak)

Well fear not, because I have a brand-spanking new skit to wash down yesterday's festivities.
So sit back and relax, and enjoy your holiday hangover helper.

Enjoy!

Hawk: "Hey Dove, have you seen the Creeper around lately?"

Dove: "Uh yeah. The last time I saw him, he was riding around on a bicycle screaming and meowing at random squirrels he saw just to mess with them. The whole thing's pretty funny if you see it."

Hawk: "What!? I knew the Creeper was crazy, but that's just fucking sick!"

Dawn: "Nawww, he's harmless. In fact in his own warped way he's just a sweetheart.

Hey, there he is now! He sure looks like he's having a good time"

Hawk: "Okay first that Deadguy, then that pathetic Jersey Shore-lookin' reject you met in that club, and I wouldn't even into get into depth about that tranny in Midway City, and now Creeper? You really, really need to re-think your choices in men. Seriously. Get help."

Dawn: "?"

Creeper: "Yahoo ya' motherfuckas! Hi-yah! Meowwwww! "

-Yeah this scene was influenced by Pee Wee Herman's 1st movie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

Creeper: "Aww, wook at that widdle one! I think I scared him to death.

Oh he's not dead he's only sleeping....or dancing, I can never be sure with little animals.

God I love being me! If I wasn't, I think I'd maybe be an anal-retentive crimefighter with a bat fetish, or maybe a deranged clown with Asperger's. Ha, ass-burger!

Ain't I just a Creepah?"

I don't know, are you?

Have a good weekend folks!

"Jeepers Creepers"

I don't know if you guy have or not, but I highly recommend you check out Googum's Doom Patrol skits. For about 6 months or so, he's had Robotman, Negative Man, and Nightcrawler(yes him) holding tryouts for an official 3rd member. The whole cast of characters that go through these tryouts make for some funny crazy moments. So do yourself a favor and check 'em out.

-Did I do good Poppa? Did I, Did I?

Alright folks, on with today's skit that finally features the newly bought action figures versions of  the literary children of legendary comic artist Steve Ditko, Hawk and Dove, they have to deal with that wild and crazy guy himself, The Creeper.

Enjoy!

Creeper:"Hi ya Brother! Come make with the hugs!"

Dove: "Brother?"

Hawk: "For the last time, you're not my brother! My brother's dead you crazy asshole!"

Creeper: "Touchy, tou-chy! I just mean we have the same daddy. You know, Papa Ditko?"

Hawk: "Aw christ! Not this bullshit again! Go away Creeper! Don't you have some other poor guy to go bother?"

Creeper: "Nope. Since the reboot I've had oodles of time. Best Vaca I've ever had! Thanks Didio!"

Dove: "Giggle. I wish we had a vacation."

Hawk: "Don't encourage him Dove. Now go away Creeper!"

Creeper: "Awww, what's the matter Mr. Angry Bird? Constipated? You look constipated. In fact, you look like you haven't shit in 8 issues. Ha ha!  Get it? 8 issues? Because that's that how long your last series lasted. Ha!"

Dove: "Ha ha! That's like so funny!"

Hawk: "Grrrr!"

Creeper: "Hey Mr. Angry Bird, seriously though, tell me how it feels to have your book get cancelled?"

Dove: "Uh oh!"

Hawk: "About as good as it's gonna' feel when I beat your head so far down into your body,  you'll be eating out of your ass as opposed to talking out of it!"

Creeper: "Like from that one South Park episode? Gee, I don't know. Can I call my chiropractor and get back to you on that?"

Dove: "Giggle"

Hawk: "Grrr!"