Today's episode features Elongated Man, who's busting his appearance cherry here @the House, and good ol' reliable Captain Cold.
-Captain Cold flees the scene of a recent bank robbery in Midway City....
Captain Cold: "Ha ha! That was the easiest score of my life; almost too easy. I need to get the fuck outta' dodge before some stupid do-gooder gets in my way."
-All of a sudden that elastic hero, Elongated Man shows up.
Elongated Man:"Whoa, where you going Cold?"
Captain Cold: "Away from you to enjoy my hard-earned money and some loose women. Now step aside Hero!"
EM: "Now you know I can't do that! That's a direct no-no from the superhero code-book."
Captain Cold: "Have it your way Sherlock, but get ready to find out just how fucking brittle rubber gets when its frozen solid."
EM: "Sure, sure. I think we all watched the that first Fantastic Four movie and found out the answer to that one genius. But before you start blasting, can I ask you a question first?"
Captain Cold: "What, you gonna' beg out of this one Ralphy-boy?"
EM: "No, I just wanted to ask you a quick question."
Captain Cold: "Oh this'll be good. Sure pal, what is it?"
EM: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"
Captain Cold: "What? You're really asking me that? Wait, I'm sure I know this one."
Captain Cold: "Is-*"
EM: "Ha ha. I'm the Elongated Man, bitch!"
Captain Cold: "Uhhh."
If not, maybe this will refresh your memory: