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Monday, December 02, 2013

Shit Captain Boomerang Says.....

What's up people?

Shit, can't believe December is here already. On one hand I can't wait for the year end, and the other, shit 2014! Surreal man.

Anyhoo, here's funny-ass start to the month featuring one of my favorite Aussies, Captain Boomerang.
Enjoy:)












The End.

That Digger right? God love 'em. Never change mate, never change;)

16 comments:

Dan W said...

So I'm guessing you like the word 'sheila'? :) Nicely done mr, I give you three Hugh Jackman's out of four. One more and you get a free snag and coldie on your arrival down under.

Dale Bagwell said...

Ha ha, so ya liked it huh? Thx mate, and I'll go for numbr four then, 'cause I won't so no to a free coldie, Foster's or not;)

I guess I could've looked up more alternative words in place of Shiela, but let's face it, other probably really super derogatory slang, Shiela's the best bet;)

karl said...

I didn't understand a word of all that, sorry Dale!
Only got the ref about sticking something up ones arse but then I would. Couldn't even work out who Boomerang was talking [I presume that was talking] to, but what you do with your arse in your own time is your own business, Dale.
Unless you wanna share.

Dale Bagwell said...

@karl: Hey my arse is exit only I'll have you know sir;)

You're messing with me on the not understaning the dialogue right? You gotta' be;)

And you can't tell me you never told an ex that you wanted her to "shock the monkey" or show what a bloomin' onion looked like. C'mon you know you have sick dog you;)

karl said...

Oh I get the monkey ref [or rather my ex did, lol] but whats the onion?

karl said...

hey take a look at my piece on Dan's blog about Doc Savage, it'' rock ya!

Dale Bagwell said...

I did Karl and very good work there. You should contribute a guest article here too if you want. And I honestly have no idea about what bloomin' onion would look like. Just a cooy attempt at being dirty I guess. But feel free to figure it out and then let me know how it goes;)

Randomnerd said...

Whenever I don't understand one of Dale's references, I just assume he's referring to dicks and sperm. It usually works out. ;)

The bit about the boomerang sperm was my favorite. That was inspired...but by what? Hmmm.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Ging: Nothing in particular I assure you. I was juust channeling in my inner karl(oh hell Karl's gonna love that one;)and figuring ol' Digger'd be dirty enough to say some shit like that.

I'm pretty sure he understood what I said, unless that pesky English/Anglish language barrier reared it's ugly head! Great, now another possible dick reference. I may need to change the name of this place ot House of Dicks, but you'd fall over, and I'd really get some stares;) Although think of all the new followers I'd get in the process. Hmmm....

karl said...

I watch the Aussie soaps like Neighbours and Home and Away and that's the limit of Aussie culture [wow, just mentioned Aussies and culture in the same sentence, how screwy is that] and I still don't get any of the refs Dale said. either Captain Boomerang is a fake bitch or hes been watching too much Crocodile Dundee.
Hey Random, maybe the sperm ref was something about boomerangs too...maybe it once came back on Dale, huh?

Dale Bagwell said...

@Karl: I swear that's never happened before....blow-back that is:)

No particular references other than the Crocodile Dundee one and the one(should've illustrated it better)where's he shaking dice. The last words in that sentence are from the song "Rump Shaker" by the rap group Wreckx N' Effect from the early 90's.
Here's a link to the video to refresh your memory, or give you a new one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU

I was mostly just going from common Aussie slang that Diggr actually used from the comics, with some slight creative liberties.

Randomnerd said...

@Karl, I think you might be right. Wonder how hard that was to clean out of the beard. :)
@Dale, you already made me fall over once today, say dick one more time and we'll make it twice.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Ging: DICK!!!!!;)
8=====>-------- -.-

Randomnerd said...

All caps gets you a double. :)

Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

looks like blogger has been acting up again with not updating sites in the blog role. i forgot all about that scene in in Crocodile Dundee until just now. just imagine what Paul Hogan would have encountered in San Francisco.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Shlomo: Troubles with Blogger huh? I haven't had any in awhile thankfully, but you watch, that shit'll happen now that I said something;)

I can only imagine the cultural confusion ol' Mick would have in San Fran. You'd probably have to be his escort/tour guide in that scenario then;)