This is kind of based off what Batman and Robin would really look like in real time. Or to go in another direction, just imagine this is what Adam West and Burt Ward would look like if they decided to put those the bat-tights back on.
Batman: "Quick Robin! To the Bat-mobile! Cesar Romero, uh I mean, the Joker's on the loose again!"
Robin: "Holy Colon-Blow Batman! We better hurry before those bat-laxatives we just took kick in and we float on down to downtown Gotham City in a mudslide!"
Batman: "Too late Robin! Ugh! They just.....kicked....in! Oh my! I just took a bat-dump in my belfry!"
Robin: "Holy AARP membership! That smells awful! Looks like the Joker's gonna' get away this time, and not because the Bat-mobile broke a wheel either."
Batman: "Quick Dick! Get Alfred! Tell 'em it's going be long, messy night. Ohhhhh!"
Have a good weekend folks!
And on an unrelated note, here's a funny-ass scene, and one of my favorites, from Cheech and Chong's movie Up in smoke.
It's probably just me, but I love the way Chong's movie dad says "Son of a Bitch!"