don't you just love rainy days? Well I don't when I need to take pictures, but I was able to get enough to finish this freshly-written skit featuring the Sandman and Venom. I call it my ode to Bum Dentistry:)
Venom: "Ohh, my achin' tooth!"
Sandman: "What's shakin' killer?"
Venom: "Aww, my tooth hurts. It hurts really, really bad!"
Sandman: "What the hell happened?"
Venom: "I think I overdid it on eating this fatty. They don't call them thick for nothing, oh!"
Sandman: "Haw, haw. That's rich."
Sandman: "So if you're in so much damn pain then why don't you go to a dentist?"
Venom: "Yeah I could genius, except I can't afford the deductible on my health insurance. And to think, they call us criminals."
Sandman: "I hear ya'. Fuckin' shame that one is. Well maybe I can help ya' out."
Venom: "How so?"
Sandman: "Come here!"
Venom: "Oww! What the fuck did you do that for!?"
Sandman: "Hey, you said you couldn't afford a dentist so I did a little bum-dentistry on ya' myself. Feel better?"
Venom: "Now that you mention it, yeah. You know you enjoyed that right? Especially ever since the time I took a big bite out of you."
Sandman: "Damn right! Now lets go get a beer, and score some broads."
Bum-Dentistry really does exist. How do I know this? This clip from that funny-ass, yet controversial series of dvds, Bum Fights.
Go to 2:06 for the bum-dentistry part.
or this one, where some guy pulls a homeless woman's tooth out, bum-style!