-Skallok and Medophyll come running in a panic from some unknown destination.....
Skallox: "Oh Jesus...'pant, pant'....Oh Jesus, oh sweet, sweet Jesus! I can't believe we made it!"
Medphyll: "Yeah, 'pant', for a minute there....'pant'...I thought we goners."
Hal Jordan: "Whoa fellas. What the hell happened to you guys?"
Skallox: "We were chased down by a bunch of weird, hungry aliens. The first one was living planet who called himself Ego. Then another one was a tall blue and purple humanoid called Galactus."
Hal Jordan: "Who? What?"
Medphyll: "Yeah, and the big blue and purple guy had a shiny, flying metal creature who worked for him chasing us down."
Hal Jordan:"Wait, how do you know that shiny guy was for this Galactus?"
Skallox: "Because you idiot, he was throwing barbecue sauce on me, and ranch dressing on poor Medphyll over here!"
Hal Jordan: "What!? Now why would someone do that?"
Skallox: "I just said, because Galactus wanted to eat us you ass! Eat us! Barbecue sauce for me because I look like a walking rack of ribs, and ranch dressing on Medphyll because he's made out of fucking broccoli!"
Hal Jordan: "Hmmm, yeah I guess that makes sense. Man, you know all this talk about food sure's making me hungry. So who's hungry guys? I'm buying."
Skallox and Medphyll: "Grrrrrr!"
-And elsewhere, in another part of the distant galaxy......
Classic Hal huh guys?
This skit was heavily based off this old Muppet Show sketch. The one where the Gill brothers sing "Aunt Chovy."
Some guy in the audience was waiting for them with Tartar Sauce:) Classic.
Have a good weekend people........