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Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Is there a Doctor in the house?

Sometimes I follow up on past skits, sometimes I don't. But this time I did, so if you remember the skit I did a short time back called "I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band", then this is the official follow-up I've meant to finish up for awhile now.


Enjoy!

Robotman: "Okay Lar, since the Chief hasn't been made by Mattel yet, I guess the next best thing to do to cure you of that damn singing, is to call a doctor."

Negative Man: "Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah, some people call me the doctor of love....."

Robotman: "You're really startin' to piss me off with all dat singin'."

Robotman: "Alright, I called in the closest doctor I could find at this time of night. Some weird cat who calls himself Dr.Strange."

Negative Man" Strangelove....strange highs and strange lows. Strangelove, that's how my love goes."

Robotman: "Now don't you start that again!"

Dr.Strange: "Greetings Doom Patrollers, I am the master of the mystic arts, Dr.Strange. I believe you called me about a certain problem you're having?"

Robotman: "Well yeah, but I don't know what the hell magic has to do with this, but if it can fix mummy-puss over there, then let's give it a shot."

Dr.Strange: "Now what seems to be the problem with your friend?"

Robotman: "He wouldn't stop singin', and it's driving me fucking nuts!"

Negative Man: "Baby you can drive my car.....tell you I'm gonna' be a star...."

Robotman: "See what I mean doc? He's been like this for days now I tell ya', days!"

Dr.Strange: "I see. I've seen cases like this before, and it's quite clear to me your friend has Karaoke-itis."

Robotman: "What!?"

Dr.Strange: "It's nothing to worry about I assure you. He'll return to normal after you let it run its course. Should take another 24hrs I believe."

Negative Man: "Oh I need your love babe....eight days a week."

Robotman: "What!? You was supposed to fix him, not encourage him!"

Dr.Strange: "Trust meRobotman is it? Everything will be fine by tomorrow. I'll have my manservant Wong send you the bill."

Robotman: "Manservant? Wong? What the hell kinda' whacked out gay porno scene you got going on over there?"

Negative Man: "He's the one they call Dr.Feelgood; he's the one that makes it alright."

Robotman: "First thing in the morning, I'm reporting that quack to the better business bureau. Sheesh!"

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5 comments:

Omega Agent1 said...

A space cowboy is 3rd on my customizing list. Thanks Lar.

Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

wasn't Robotman (Cliff) more of the country boy type? Dale and OA1, check your emails. looks like Adam Glass is back on the SS blog.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Omega, Ha ha! He says your welcome, but he didn't say it as much as he sung it:)

@Shlomo, yeah he is, but Larry's got kinda' more rock and roll. What can I say, he's like Kiki Dee; he's got the music in him:)

I'm checking your blog as I type this.

Dan said...

A jukebox superhero - now there's an angle for the DC52! "He fights crime with the best hits of the 80's, 90's and today!" Mind you considering the "hits of today" maybe that's a cause best left forgotten.

I love Doom Patrol and wish it worked in sales like it should. A robot, a negative energy dude, some boy who can turn into a green snail and a freakin' tall Sigorney Weaver - what's not to love?

Dale Bagwell said...

@Dan, yeah exactly. It just comes down to timing and the right creative team. The book needs Someone like Grant Morrison, like maybe Jeff Lemire, who could write the hell out of that title. O course it also helps immensely when the company that publishes the comic, actually puts in some serious effort to promote the damn thing as well. Something DC did not do this last time around:(

Jukebox superhero? Love it! Make it happen somebody!