Going for the hat trick as far as having three posts in a row with the letter B in the titles. And, no it's not intentional.
Today's skit features my 3 favorite and figure-handy members of Gail Simone's much loved Secret Six series. It's a damn shame were we live in a world where terrible, horrible comics like Deathstroke(not the character) and the current incarnation of the Suicide Squad are around, but not the Secret Six. Or hell even a decent Doom Patrol one. Well there was, but Didio and pals decided to ax it, you know, so that they could make room for that abortion of a comic event called Flashpoint. If they just wanted Batman and the Flash to share a tender moment, they didn't have to reboot an entire universe just to make that happen. I'm just saying is all.
Anyhoo, on with the show......
-Catman and Deadshot see a legless Bane crawling by.
Catman: "Whoa! What the hell happened to you Bane?
Bane: "Nothing to worry about Blake. This is merely a minor setback from my plan to break the Bat again."
Deadshot: "Uh, but your missing your legs. You're not breaking shit but a parking space until you get your legs back."
Bane: "I assure you Lawton, this is merely a scratch."
Catman: "Seriously man, your what about your fucking legs? I thought with the crazy amount of money made from that recent Batman movie, you'd at least afford a decent pair of legs."
Bane: "A mere flesh wound Blake!. And no, I did not see a dime from that accursed movie. A fact I shall remedy as soon as possible. Good day gentlemen."
Catman: "You believe that shit?"
Deadshot: "Hardcore man; hard-fucking-core!
So, you want to grab a burger?"
Catman: "Sure. All this amputee drama's strangely making me hungry."
And here's the ironic song choice of the day. I think it fits the topic well, don't you:)
It's Katrina and the Waves, with "Walking on sunshine."