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Showing posts with label Tinder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tinder. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
"It's A Match!"
It certainly is isn't it? 😉
I still don't get why Todd McFarlane never sued Marvel over this blatant knock-off. I would've.....
Wednesday, February 07, 2018
The Demon has a tongue that's long and lean and makes even Gene Simmons say it's obscene

Kinky Morgaine, VERY kinky.
I guess his long, rhyming tongue fits your whims perfectly don't it? ;)
Now with a witty profile like that, how could any girl in right mind, pass that up?
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
Damn Tinder You Scary!
Speaking of Fucked up fake Tinder profiles, these aren't, even though they should be.
For all of you poor bastards and bitches still having to play the dating game, this is what awaits you out in Tinder-Land......
For all of you poor bastards and bitches still having to play the dating game, this is what awaits you out in Tinder-Land......
Okay, now this is one if fake, but funny:
Too soon?
Tinder, Bat-Villain Style Part 2
Hey, remember those fake, but funny Tinder profiles of the Joker, Bane, Clayface, Two-Face, and the Riddler?
Well if you don't,, here's the link to 'em:
http://dbsuniverse.blogspot.com/2018/01/tinder-bat-villain-style.html
So today I figured, eh, what the hell, I make another round of faux Tinder profiles with more Bat-Villains.
Enjoy......
First up is that fiery firebug himself, Firefly:
Nice.
Next up is Mr.Freeze '66 (Otto Preminger):
I guess he's finally over his beloved Nora now.....
Next is the professor of phobias, the Scarecrow
He's got a point about fear being an aphrodisiac. it's been scientifically proven.
Next up is waddles himself, the Penguin:

What a dirty bird that one.
And finally......Superman?
Sweet Christ Clark! Don't you have a wife and kid?????
I just happened to find that image while doing an image search for the Super-Friends version of Scarecrow, and found that. I sure as shit don't remember that episode of the Super-Friends, but it looks like it Clark got LIT in that one.
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Tinder, Bat-Villain Style
So you guys know what Tinder is right? Good.
Well imagine for a second what a typical Tinder profile would look like if it belonged to some members of Batman's rogues gallery.
Imagine no more because I found some, and their as funny you'd think they'd be.....
Well, props to them for being brave enough to post their actual ages, and yes those ages are EXACTLY how old they'd really be based off when they first debuted.
Now the first Clayface was Basil Karlo , and he'd be 78 this year, whereas the Matt Hagen version debuted in 1961, thus he'd be 57. And yes, I'm aware he's a good guy....for now, and his profile seems to reflect that...well kind of. I mean he doesn't list Law and Order, Batman and Robin or Arkham Asylum in his dislikes list, so there's that I guess.
Stay tuned in and I'll probably post some more when I come across them.
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