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What's up people?

I don't know if you did or not, but if you did, did you catch last night's, or really early monday morning's Robot Chicken DC special?

-No, this scene did not happen at all:(

I liked it myself. Overall it was a pretty good and entertaining show, especially the parts where they made fun of various DC characters, like the GL B'Dg, Firestorm, and a villain I never heard of before called the Banjo Man. Wow, even Johns and the crew of Robot Chicken don't show Firestorm a lot of love. What gives?
That's cool because he got his revenge later on in the show.

I could nit-pick at some parts of the show, but like I said, overall it was pretty funny.

I did have a minor gripe though.

I was watching an interview with Seth Green and Geoff Johns before the special aired, and they were saying how this show's theme was all about Aquaman, and how he'd be getting his groove back.

Well after watching the whole thing, I was thinking to myself, how and exactly when did Aquaman "get his groove back?"

Spoilers, to those who haven't watched yet......




But throughout all the Aquaman jokes, and they were tons of them, never once did I get the impression that Aquaman was redeemed in the eyes of his teammates and the viewers. All he did was was play out the tired old plot point of realizing he was wrong to join the Legion and turn on them, saving the day.

What actually happened is that he's still considered a joke, and he killed Superman....on accident...sort of.

Other than that, great show. I highly, highly recommend You-tubing it if you haven;t already seen it.

Okay, so that's done. And now on to today's skit. Yes, you heard me right, I wrote and completed another skit, so sit back and enjoy.......or not. It's up to you.

Spidey: "Hey man, what's up? I don't think we've really met before have we?"

Blue Beetle: "Yeah, I don't think we have, which is weird since Steve Ditko pretty much created both of us."

Spidey: "Yeah, just don't tell Stan Lee that right?"

Both laugh

Spidey: "So, what are you up to these days?"

Blue Beetle: "Nothing much right now really. Just waiting my turn to be rebooted like the rest of us I guess."

Spidey: "Yeah that's right, that's what's been going over there right now. Still, things could be worse for you right?"

Blue Beetle: "How do you figure? I've had my brains blown out at point blank range by a former friend and boss, who just happened to be ret-conned into a raving mind-controlling maniac, only to be replaced with a more popular Spanish version of myself, but with a cool-looking armor and powers! So how exactly could things get worse again?"

 Spidey: "You got a point there. But at least you didn't have to suffer through a whole clone saga story that drug on for two years, and then had your entire marriage ret-conned away to save a dying aunt. Brrr, I still have nightmares to this very day about that whole clone thing.....and the marriage too of course, but yeah, mostly about the clones."

Blue Beetle: "Yeah, but at least you were married to that hot red-headed model. And you always have the Black Cat on standby for a booty call."

Spidey: "Yeah and she's great and all, but she really is more a fuck buddy than relationship material."

Blue Beetle: "Some fuck buddy. At least you have a hot chick in a cat costume chasing after you. The last time I tried to get some action, I was stuck with Booster Gold's sloppy seconds from some nursing home. Ugh!"

Spidey: "Ha ha! That's fucking terrible, Ha ha!"

Spidey: "On second thought, I think I'll go give Felicia a call and see if she's feeling frisky."

Blue Beetle: "Hey, wait for me!"