I just had to share this! Oh BTW, Happy New Years'!

I gotta' share this entire comic panel because it's fucking comedic gold!

It's from a DC Comics Vertigo series, 2020 Visions#1.

Thanks to my good mate Gary (who has his own blog here @ https://crisisonearthprime.com) who introduced to this website where you can go and read comics online for free, I've been catching up on comics I've always been wanting to read or have missed out on getting.

I remember the ads in various DC comics and Wizard magazine, but never got to check out since I never saw it in any comic book stores near me. So far,so good.

If you're interested (and the fuck you would you NOT be), go to this link and you too can enjoy free comics in their entirety, ads and all:

readcomiconline.to

So, Who Would Win?: The Howling Commandos of SHIELD VS. The Creature Commandos

TGIT!!!!!

Oh fuck me, is it really the 1st of a new month already!?

Yup.

And you know what that means....it's....the........

Yup, it's the first of the month.

So how was your Halloween? Did you score lots of candy? Get some ass or dick? 

Mine was relatively quiet, taking my nephew trick-or-treating, then going home and watching Paradise PD, a funny ass show on Netflix while chowing down on spoonfuls of Nutella.

  Not the traditional thing to be watching, but hey, the show's funny as fuck and highly recommended by yours truly. 

Alright, well as you can see from today's official title, I'm finishing out my Halloween-themed week editions of So, Who Would Win? with a fight between two military teams comprised of nothing but monsters and a single human handler, as I pit Marvel's Howling Commandos of SHIELD against DC's Creature Commandos.

Now I understand there have been multiple incarnations and variations of both team's respective rosters, so for the sake of this battle I'll just be focusing on the original members only. 

Let's take a look at each team's roster and quick analysis of their respective abilities shall we?

-Howling Commandos:

1). Dum Dum Dugan (Robot) 

2). Warwolf (Werewolf)

3). Teen Abomination (Super-strength, invulnerability)

4). Vampire By Night (Vampire)

5). Man-Thing (Super-Strength, regeneration, can melt with fear)

6). Manphibian (Super-Strength, breathe underwater)

7). Orrgo (Blast Power

Matter Absorption

Reality Manpulation

Super Strength

Telekinesis

Telepathy

Teleport)

8). Hit-Monkey (Amazing marksmanship)

9). Jasper Sitwell (Zombie)

-Creature Commandos:

1). Pvt. Lucky Taylor (Frankenstein)

2). Dr. Myrna Rhodes (Medusa)

3). Warren Griffin (Werewolf)

4). Sgt. Vincent Velcro (Vampire)

5). G.I. Robot (Robot)

6). Lt. Matthew Shrieve (No powers)

Well shit....

Right off the bat it looks like the Creature Commandos are hopelessly out-numbered 9-6, and one of them doesn't even have super-powers, so there's that. 

If you look at it, even if I removed 3 to make it even, power-wise the Creature Commandos would still be at a major disadvantage, meaning this one seems to be pretty much a foregone conclusion as to who's winning this one.

That being said though.....

So, 

The Howling Commandos of SHIELD

VS.

The Creature Commandos

 Who wins and why?

Let me know who you think's the last monster team standing after all is said and done in the comments' section.

Ok kiddies, have a good rest of the week.....

"Mad About You"

Is it? Could it be? Why yes it is, it's the.......

Yes, that's right folks, it's the first of the month, and with it,  I formally celebrate my 1300th post.

Yup, today marks the 1300th post of this blog, and frankly I'm kinda' surprised I even made this far, what with all times I thought I'd be slowly phasing out of blogging altogether, much like a lot of my fellow bloggers and peers have recently. But no, I'm still here, for now anyways.

So with that being said, I do have present for you guys; a brand, spanking new skit!

Enjoy......

The End

Yeah I saw on Marvelousnews.com a picture of Madcap's head on Batroc's body, and figured, "Yeah, that actually sounds like a good idea." So I did.

Oh Little Johnny, NO!

Yup, apparently Dr. Doom and the Catholic Church (or any Christian church for that matter) both don't want you to have fun touching yourself

That Doom, what a cock (and/or clit) blocker.....Who knew?


Oh and there's this too.....

               That's right kids, it's the first of the month, and you know what that means:

                                   

 Enjoy the hell out of those foods stamps you crazy kids. We're paying for 'em. Ha ha. 

Finally, today is my good buddy and fellow blogger Googum's birthday today.

Yup he shares the same birthday as MTV. To quote Goldmember from the Austin Powers movie of the same name, "ISN'T THAT VEIRD!!!!"

So do him a solid and go wish a Happy Birthday on his blog. 

Here's the link: random-happenstance.blogspot.com

My own birthday's this Saturday, and no, I'm not looking forward to turning 37. Yes, 37, and no I don't look it, but yes, oh god so I feel it.  DAMN KIDS!!!!

"Follow That!"

I follow this guy right here, David@FakeEyes22:
https://twitter.com/FakeEyes22

and he regularly posts/tweets pics of his action generally doing silly stuff. Must of them are actually pretty clever, with his latest themes centering around dinosaurs and how they interact with some of his other figures.

Check out his Twitter page if you want to see them.

Now he posted after I commented on one of his pics:

Here was my response:

I could've been dirtier and dumber I guess.....

TGIT!!!!!!


You hear that? Could it be??? Why yes, yes it is....It's......

"Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of tha month 
To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up"

You know, just in case you forgot.....

"This just in...."

Huh. Still doesn't explain the bad teeth. Well not on the men. The women though, oh yeah, makes perfect sense;) 

Happy New Year's!

"Adventures In Rapp(ing) People"

So apparently Kevin Spacey's gay now......

I guess he really is that damn good of an actor, because he fooled me and a lot of people...

...Just not poor Anthony Rapp it seems.

Can you imagine, the guy who played in the original Adventures In Babysitting movie with Elizabeth Shue, being sexually assaulted at the age of 14 by a very drunk 26 year-old Kevin Spacey?

Apparently it happened, and I'd be surprised if you didn't hear about it yet, since it seems to be making the rounds in the news right now.

Oh and here's Spacey's "apology" via a tweet on Twitter:



Definitely picked the wrong time to come out of the closet, especially when it's done to cover your ass.

Shame, shame Spacey. Shame, shame, shame.
I guess he's nowhere as slick as the guy he portrays on House Of Cards.

"Ruffles"

That's right kids, it's the first of the month, and with it comes an another all-new skit. YAY!!!!

I don't know why (other than being morbidly perverted) but after looking at one of my nephew's Paw Patrol toys, namely this chick, I thought "Hey, how finny would it be to have her lose her virginity to a dog named Ruffles?"

What? It's funny.....