Showing posts with label Morbid Confessions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Morbid Confessions. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 01, 2017

"Ruffles"

That's right kids, it's the first of the month, and with it comes an another all-new skit. YAY!!!!










I don't know why (other than being morbidly perverted) but after looking at one of my nephew's Paw Patrol toys, namely this chick, I thought "Hey, how finny would it be to have her lose her virginity to a dog named Ruffles?"

What? It's funny.....






"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...