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Showing posts with label Spawn. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 10, 2019
"It's A Match!"
It certainly is isn't it? 😉
I still don't get why Todd McFarlane never sued Marvel over this blatant knock-off. I would've.....
Thursday, July 13, 2017
So, Who Would Win?: Spawn VS. The Darkness
TGIT!!!!!
For this week's edition of So, Who Would Win, I'm pitting two very iconic anti-hero comic characters hailing from Image Comics, Spawn against The Darkness.


Let's get to the stats and compare the two bad asses shall we?
First, here's Spawn's stats:
And now, The Darkness's stats:
Going off those stats, it appears that Spawn and Jackie (Jackie Estacado is the Darkness' main hosts' name) are pretty evenly-matched, especially in the marksmanship department seeing as how both Al (Al Simmons is the name of the main Spawn) have plenty of training in that particular area, with Al being a former special ops government killer and Jackie being a highly-skilled mob hitman/boss.
This fight can easily go for hours, and even days, due to the superhuman stamina both men possess, although if Spawn has fixed his old limit of having a finite amount of necromantic energy to spare before automatically being sent to hell, then this REALLY could go the distance.
Of course there's Jackie's little big weakness to sunlight that also factors into this. If this fight lasts well into the daytime, Jackie would be at a very distinct disadvantage.
Let's also focus on the fact that both men, being trained killers and having their own twisted moral code, won't hesitate to try and kill the other no matter what.
Another question is how Jackie's little darklings (extensions of both his power and personality) would react to a being born straight out of hell? would they be impressed and turn on Jackie, or treat him as just another victim?
Jackie's died and gone to hell before, just not Spawn's hell. Would this little factoid factor at all into this fight?
Whatever the outcome, it'll be bloody and very, very violent.
So,
Spawn





VS.
The Darkness





Who wins and why?
Let me know who you think is the last franchise player standing after this intense battle.
Have a good weekend folks....
For this week's edition of So, Who Would Win, I'm pitting two very iconic anti-hero comic characters hailing from Image Comics, Spawn against The Darkness.


Let's get to the stats and compare the two bad asses shall we?
First, here's Spawn's stats:
| Abilities |
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And now, The Darkness's stats:
| Abilities | Access to an otherworldly dimension and telepathic control over the demons who dwell there Mystical armor that grants superhuman strength, speed, stamina and flight Accelerated healing factor Skilled martial artist Master marksman |
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Going off those stats, it appears that Spawn and Jackie (Jackie Estacado is the Darkness' main hosts' name) are pretty evenly-matched, especially in the marksmanship department seeing as how both Al (Al Simmons is the name of the main Spawn) have plenty of training in that particular area, with Al being a former special ops government killer and Jackie being a highly-skilled mob hitman/boss.
This fight can easily go for hours, and even days, due to the superhuman stamina both men possess, although if Spawn has fixed his old limit of having a finite amount of necromantic energy to spare before automatically being sent to hell, then this REALLY could go the distance.
Of course there's Jackie's little big weakness to sunlight that also factors into this. If this fight lasts well into the daytime, Jackie would be at a very distinct disadvantage.
Let's also focus on the fact that both men, being trained killers and having their own twisted moral code, won't hesitate to try and kill the other no matter what.
Another question is how Jackie's little darklings (extensions of both his power and personality) would react to a being born straight out of hell? would they be impressed and turn on Jackie, or treat him as just another victim?
Jackie's died and gone to hell before, just not Spawn's hell. Would this little factoid factor at all into this fight?
Whatever the outcome, it'll be bloody and very, very violent.
So,
Spawn





VS.
The Darkness





Who wins and why?
Let me know who you think is the last franchise player standing after this intense battle.
Have a good weekend folks....
Friday, January 20, 2017
So, Who Would Win?: Spawn VS. The Savage Dragon
TGIF!!!!!
Well it's official, we're royally fucked 'cause the orange-faced Hitler with baby hands is our new President.....God have mercy on us all....
But hey, let's not let this keep us from enjoying this week's all-new edition of So, Who Would Win?
Man, I really got work up a custom logo for this thing, right?
Anyhoo, today's combatants are Todd McFarlene's Spawn and Erik Larsen's Savage Dragon.

Why these two? Well if you think about it, they're really the main two mainstays at Image comics that have survived the longest, and have been published the longest, outlasting most of their fellow peers who were all created or debuted at the same company around the same time.
In other words, to me, their THE main alpha dogs at Image.
And damn what a fight it would be between these two.
Let's go over Spawn right quick, and the original, Al Simmons, not the new guy they tried to replace him with.
Here's his powers and abilities for those keeping score:
Now, here's the Savage Dragon's stats:
I'll tell you this, no matter who somehow walks away from this, it'll be just BARELY.
So,
Spawn





VS.
The Savage Dragon





Who Wins and Why?
Let me know in the comments' section.
That's me for this week, try and have a good one people.....
Well it's official, we're royally fucked 'cause the orange-faced Hitler with baby hands is our new President.....God have mercy on us all....
But hey, let's not let this keep us from enjoying this week's all-new edition of So, Who Would Win?
Man, I really got work up a custom logo for this thing, right?
Anyhoo, today's combatants are Todd McFarlene's Spawn and Erik Larsen's Savage Dragon.

Why these two? Well if you think about it, they're really the main two mainstays at Image comics that have survived the longest, and have been published the longest, outlasting most of their fellow peers who were all created or debuted at the same company around the same time.
In other words, to me, their THE main alpha dogs at Image.
And damn what a fight it would be between these two.
Let's go over Spawn right quick, and the original, Al Simmons, not the new guy they tried to replace him with.
Here's his powers and abilities for those keeping score:
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Now, here's the Savage Dragon's stats:
| Abilities | Superhuman strength, stamina, and durability Accelerated healing factor |
|---|
I'll tell you this, no matter who somehow walks away from this, it'll be just BARELY.
So,
Spawn





VS.
The Savage Dragon





Who Wins and Why?
Let me know in the comments' section.
That's me for this week, try and have a good one people.....
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