I told you all I'd be back. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
And now on to our feature skit titled, "How do my nails look?":
Nite-Lik: "I, Nite-Lik of the mighty Red Lantern Corps, doth declare a pox on both your houses!"
Low: "Screw you ugly!"
Maash: "Yeah, shut it ugly!"
Nite-Lik: "Ugly? Ugly!? Who the hell are you guys to call me ugly!? Look in the mirror much you two?"
Low: "Yo' momma bitch, that's who."
Maash: "Ha ha, that's telling him."
Nite-Lik: (Pointing to both) "I say again, a pox on both your-"
Nite-Lik: "Oh what's this? Ooh, I'm so long overdue for a manicure. I wonder if Pai Meng accepts walk-ins 'cause I need to get my nails did"
Low: "What!? And here I thought he was supposed to be tough."
Maash: "No, more like his breath is, the fucking fetus-head lookin' queen."
Both: "Ha ha ha ha."
Seems like a rough night to need to get your nails did huh?
Until next week guys, keep it cool, keep it classy.
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