Need Halloween Costume ideas? I got ya'

So today is Halloween Eve and unlike me I'm sure most of you already have your Halloween costumes picked and ready to go.

But what about you lazy fucks out there who do everything last minute?

Welp, you're in luck, because if you're daring and bold enough, you too can have a Halloween costume that's guaran-damn-teed to turn heads...all of them.

Here's some I like for their originality and overall thinking outside the box:


I mean I HATE pedophiles, especially catholic priest ones, but this is kinda' funny.


Ah John and Jackie. A true American classic that never goes out of style.


Well damn. I mean even Christopher Reeves would get a chuckle out of this if he could right?


Ye olde "I have a snake in my pants" costume. Nice.

Cheap but relatable....



Pregnancy costumes are always in-style










































I LOVE this

Droopers huh? I mean why not, it's 2019 right?


Perfect for Subway fans, Cannibals and Baby lovers everywhere.


























Oh Yeahhhhhh!


I would so take him or her to Chik-Fil-A like this



Definitely one of my favorite costume ideas by far. Bonus points for originality.

Caption This: Firestorm

Case of the Mondays do we? Yeah I hear ya.' Same.

Wanna' look at some morbid memes with me featuring the DC Comics superhero Firestorm? Cool.

Enjoy.....

If only this was more regularly used battle cry....because it probably should. Especially if it was Deadpool's:

Well it's not like it's going to touch itself up now is it?

I Love The Sluts!!!!

File this under Morbid Musings and things you didn't know but probably should....maybe....

Here's a map of the US that according to the CDC, center for disease control, ranks the sluttiest states in order, all the way from 1 to 50.



You're welcome ;)

When you're trying to squeeze in a quick jerk off session during your lunch break....

......but then a nosy co-worker walks in.

Fuck you Lois, can't you see I'm busy!