Showing posts with label Man-Thing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Man-Thing. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Top 5: Netflix Replacements for Iron Fist and Luke Cage



So I'm sure you guys are all aware of the cancellations of Iron Fist and Luke Cage by Netflix for various reasons.

 

Apparently this movie by Netflix caught everyone surprise, fans and show creators alike, since the Luke Cage show was seen overall as the stronger of the two and season two of Iron Fist had apparently been a much better improvement from the last one.

Personally, I'll admit to not watching either shows, especially Iron Fist due to bad reviews.
Just wasn't really interested, and to be honest I'd rather have seen them appear together regularly in their own show, like Heroes for Hire, which is rumored to possibly go that way if Netflix so wishes.
A show based off Misty Knight and Colleen Wing called the "Daughters of the Dragon" is also another possible replacement, but for now that's all mere speculation.

So with that in mind, I've thought of my own possible replacements the cancelled shows, 5 of them to be exact:



My Top 5: Netflix Replacements for Iron Fist and Luke Cage


1). Damien Hellstrom
























I really wonder how Damien doesn't already have his own show, Netflix or not, when you consider his whole deal. I mean he's the literal son of Satan who's trying his damndest (get it damndest?) to be absolutely nothing like his father (who can't relate to that?)

Throw in a natural case of sibling rivalry with his sister Satana and you have all the makings of a hit show.

Oh and did I mention he also has a built-in connection with Jessica Jones through her BFF Patsy Walker, a.k.a. Hellcat? Yup. Now sure they don't have to have been previously married, but they could meet and date at least.

As for his occupation, well thanks to the Conjuring series of movies, being a paranormal investigator's all the rage, so that's what I'd make him as part of his regular day job, a paranormal investigator who releases evil, vengeful spirits and exorcises demons away from unwitting hosts.

Again, and honestly folks, this shit practically writes itself.

And hey you can also use Damien's show as an opportunity to introduce other Marvel magical characters like Topaz, Jennifer Kale, Dr, Druid and Brother Voodoo just to name a few.


2). Man-Thing




Yes the movie did NOT do Manny any justice...as in at all, but there's hope for redemption in giving him a much longer episodic series in which to properly tell his story. I'd also advise since the comparisons to the Swamp Thing TV show are inevitably going to be made, to go ahead and fully embrace them, giving us a more modern and much better version of Marvel's answer to Swampy.
Of course I'd only expect to the show to only last a season, and there's going have to be a good amount of money thrown at it for special effects and all, but if done right, it could be a really good surprise hit for Netflix. 

If only Steve Gerber was still alive to write it.....


3). Morbius The Living Vampire 























Despite the fact that Hollyweird's letting Jared Leto fuck up another comic character movie (Idk, maybe he actually makes this one work, who knows) Ol' Morbie's a pretty good candidate for his own Netflix series. Why?

Here's why: He hits the still-popular Vampire genre niche, with his tortured existence and ever-present constant hunger for blood, all the while possessing none of the typical limitations of regular vampires. That in itself is worth its weight in story-telling gold. And no, you don't really need to include Spider-Man in the series at all since Morbius can work independent of ol' web-head.


4). Simon Garth, Zombie


Okay now this one might seem like an odd choice, but hear me out: even in 2018 zombies are still all the rage, well ok, maybe that particular ship has already left the harbor due to how The Walking Dead is slowly but surely declining in ratings,  but its still possible to milk the genre just a little more with the tragic story of Simon Garth.

For those that don't know his story, real briefly, he was a workaholic executive for his family's coffee plantation business, who became an unwitting human sacrifice for a local voodoo cult when he was kidnapped by a former employee had fired. Despite the efforts of the cult's voodoo priestess to free him (she was in love with him) he became a zombie forever more.

There's definitely plenty of relatable and mine-able story elements here, as well as the fact that he can sometimes be controlled with the amulet of Damballah if you happen to possess the other half.
He can sometimes talk and is definitely not a traditional zombie in the fact that he's not mindless and constantly hungering for the taste of brains.

I think this could make for a very interesting series.

5). Moon Knight 


For me this is a true no-brainer, and THE only legit, number one possible replacement for Daredevil should Netflix ever decide to pull the plug on it.  And even if they don't(hopefully) the subject of Moon Knight would make for a very compelling and binge-worthy show.
Think about it; You have a street-level superhero who legit suffers from a mental disorder, who may or may not be powered by an Egyptian deity, a deity that also brought him back to life, he used to be a merc and he can call on anyone of his 4, count 'em 4 alternate identities to use. Nevermind a superhero with a double life, Marc Spector can have up to four!

How Moon Knight doesn't have his own show already I have no idea.
Let's make it happen Netflix!

Most and foremost I have to stress that while some of these characters could be excellent shows for the CW network, the tween and teen audiences IS NOT what I'm aiming for. These are to be serious and well-written shows, like most of the current Netflix shows are.....well for the most part anyways.


I did consider some other characters too, like....

  •  Hellcat, but then I'm not sure a supporting character like her can support her own show. 
  • Deathlok, but they'd have to reboot him scratch since he has the stink of Agents of SHIELD all over him (I'd use Charlie Huston's Deathlok the Demolisher mini-series as a blueprint) 
  • Werewolf By Night (Like the Howling maybe?)
  • Killraven (budget issues) and 
  • Sleepwalker: It would never happen even though it's a totally original premise.


So that's my list, whatta' ya' guys think?

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Much Ado About Man-Thing



Just messing around some Man-Thing images and here's what I came up with:






Poor Manny. He just wants some fucking privacy. Is that really too much to ask?

Tuesday, October 09, 2018

So, Who Would Win?: Man-Thing VS. Man-Bat



Yes you read that right, today I'm pitting Marvel Comics' Man-Thing against DC's Man-Bat in this week's edition of So, Who Would Win?


As a side bit of useless trivia, upon checking to make sure I didn't already blog about these two fighting each other, I discovered that this'll be Man-Thing's 4th appearance on So, Who Would Win?

Wow. Did not plan that one, but go Manny!

Back to the fight, yes folks, this one's a bit of Halloween edition, since it is the month of October, Halloween month.  I figure for the rest of the month, you'll be seeing more and more comic monster fights, much like I did last year.


Alright, so this one's definitely a fight between two monsters who didn't intend to become monsters, thanks to their own chemicals and formulas inadvertently being used against them to cause their transformations.

Let's compare the two's stats shall we?

-Man-Thing: 
AbilitiesSuperhuman strength and durability
Empathic senses
Corrosive-chemical secretion
Teleportation



-Man-Bat:
Abilities
When transformed into "bat form":
  • Superhuman strength
  • Flight
  • Sharp claws
  • Echolocation
  • Sound manipulation

I imagine this fight will come down to whoever can inflict the most damage that lasts, and who's the more aggressive of the two. Normally Man-Bat would be considered the main aggressor, but Man-Thing's powers are such that he could ultimately last the longest in the fight and therefore inflict the most damage.

Either way, it'd be a hell of a monster fight that's for damn sure!


So,


Man-Thing










































VS.

Man-Bat











































































Who wins and why?


Thursday, October 12, 2017

So, Who Would Win?: Man-Thing VS. Frankenstein's Monster

TGIT!!!!!

Well here it is kiddies, as promised, this is the first of four Halloween-themed editions of So, Who Would Win?.

I'm starting the whole thing off with a battle of two famous Marvel monsters, Man-Thing and Frankenstein's Monster (Marvel's version of Frankenstein of course)

Now at first, I didn't think these two had fought each other before, and shit, they've even been teammates together in the Howling Commandos, but yes, they have fought each other before.

This happened in the Fearsome Four: Fear Itself 4-issue mini-series, where Howard the Duck recruits Nighthawk, She-Hulk, and Frankenstein's Monster to take down an out of control Man-Thing.


This is because during the Fear Itself event, the world was consumed by fear, and as we all know, "Whoever knows fear, burns at the Man-Thing's touch", meaning ol' Manny was killing motherfuckers left and right due to all that damn fear in the air driving him nuts.

Well this time, it's a one-on-one fight to death, to see who's the last monster standing.

Let's the compare the stats on these guys first, shall we?

-Man-Thing:

Powers
Adaptive
Berserker Strength
Chemical Secretion
Claws
Cosmic Awareness
Death Touch
Empathy
Escape Artist
Healing
Heat Generation
Immortal
Invulnerability
Longevity
Matter Absorption
Plant Control
Reality Manpulation
Sense Death
Siphon Lifeforce
Size Manipulation
Stamina
Stealth
Sub-Mariner
Super Strength
Telepathy
Teleport
Unarmed Combat

Damn, that's a lot of abilities. And yet Man-Thing doesn't always fully-utilized all those powers he possesses, and that's probably a good thing too, because if he ever did, the MU would be royally fucked.

-Frankenstein's Monster:
AbilitiesSuperhuman strength and stamina
Resistance to extreme cold temperatures

That's pretty much on par with how he's been traditionally portrayed over the years, especially @ Marvel. Of course the DC version has immortality as well, and is more intelligent.

So,


Man-Thing










VS.


Frankenstein's Monster










Who Wins and Why?

Tomorrow (yes tomorrow) I'll post another edition to make up for a late start this month.
So tune in and see what dream horror match up happens.....



Monday, September 18, 2017

Swamp People












Ok, maybe this would've funnier two weeks ago....

But what's not funny is just how much of a tear the Grim Reaper's been lately.
Last week we lost two legendary talents in actor Harry Dean Stanton, famously known from such movies like John Carpenter's Escape From New York, Alien, Pretty In Pink, Cool Hand Luck and many many more over a 60 year career, and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, former wrestler and famed manager from the '80's who was arguably one of the greatest wrestling managers of all-time.

Damn Grim Reaper, no fucks given :(




Tuesday, September 05, 2017

"Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn."




















Just waiting on those Jessica Jones and Blade figures to show up and then finally, I'll my very own Man-Thing...Shut up you!

Now the Punisher figure you saw was not standard issue. Nope, it's kit-bashed.

Kit-bashing is the now common practice of customizing your action figures by swapping out body form other figures to modify or create new ones.

It's really an old practice, and something I used to do myself on the reg with my 3 inch GI Joes. Yeah the rubber band used to always snap after playing them and then I'd have my mom fix 'em, usually by replacing the old rubber-band with an "O" ring. Eventually I just learned to do it myself, which got me into Frankenstein-ing the fuck out of them for my own amusement.

Anyway, I popped the head and hands off the recent ML Walgreens exclusive Jim Lee Punisher w/the bandanna head, and put them on the recent Netflix Man-Thing BAF Wave Punisher figure.

"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...