Showing posts with label Silly politicians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly politicians. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

"Don't Want To Be An American Idiot"



So, Trump won.
Yeah, I can't believe it either. America, as a majority, showed its massive desperation for change at any cost, and voted in a raving , egotistical, maniacal, racist, misogynistic, baby-handed, cheeto into office.

And sure, Hilary was no better. We were stuck between choosing two pieces of shit, and those recent emails didn't help, but goddamn.....Trump!?!?

He has no clue what he's doing, or even a clear plan for any topic a president has to have.
Who's his cabinet?

Just ridiculous.

Well, you wanted "change" America. and you got it. I just hope you're prepared to pay the bill.

As for Hilary, well karma's a bitch, and she doesn't obviously didn't forget how you lied, cheated, rigged, and screwed Bernie Sanders out of the race, so she got exactly what was coming to her.....defeat despite an expected tainted victory....Not anymore....

This for me, is the cherry and icing on an already shitty year. Should've knows this was coming as Brexit was a warning for all of us....

I made this months ago, but it still applies.



God I wish he really was a Skrull......

Sunday, September 16, 2012

"Night Shift"

Because I said I would, and usually always try to keep my word, here's today's brand new skit.

Enjoy!

Dr. Midnight: "Owlman."

Owlman: "Dr. Midnight I presume."

Dr. Midnight: "Yeah, like that one never gets old."

Owlman: "Fuck you man....."

Dr. Midnight: "So, I guess we got chosen for the late shift because of our names right?"

Owlman: "Yeah I guess so, the lazy bastards! I mean just because my name is Owlman, they automatically assume I'm a night owl or something that loves working the graveyard shift."

Dr. Midnight: "Hey I hear you. And just because my name's Dr. Midnight doesn't mean I don't like to be in bed by 9pm."

Owlman: "So go to bed then Grampa, I got this one covered."

Dr. Midnight: "No, I'm staying. That's the problem with today's youngsters; they just don't like to stick around and see the job through."


Owlman: "Maybe because back in your day the world looked like it was filmed in black and white, so it's not like anyone had anything else better to do. Ha ha!"

Dr. Midnight: "That's very funny coming from a guy dressed like a college mascot on steroids! What's the matter, Penn State not have an opening?"

Owlman: "That's funny coming from a dumb, blind queer who sounds like Tim Gunn, but looks like Michael Caine's dead grandfather's ass."

Dr. Midnight: "It's come down to gay bashing huh? Now who's being lazy? You know who you are?"

Owlman: "No Jimmy Stewart, tell me who I am?"

Dr. Midnight: "You're nothing more than a spoiled, rich kid,  who also happens to be an amoral asshole with delusions of grandeur, or as I like to call you, Mitt Romney!"

Awkward silence.......

Owlman: "So we're doing political jokes now huh?"

Dr. Midnight: " *Sigh*, sadly yes."

Owlman: "Goddamn, this blog's really starting going to down the toilet!"

Dr. Midnight: "Uh huh."



Speaking of working the night shift, here's a song I haven't heard in awhile, but recently did today on the VH1 Classic channel.

                                          It's the Commodores and their hit "Night Shift"

"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...