"THIS IS MY RIFLE!"

The End

Sounds kinda' familiar doesn't it?

Yup, the official Riflemen's Creed made famous in the immortal classic, Full Metal Jacket

Been meaning to make this skit for awhile now, and the time seemed right, so here it is.

Hope you enjoyed it. I know Frank did;)

Subterranean Homesick Alien

Anybody sick of seeing the Doom Patrol's Robotman and Negative Man in skits? Well tough shit, because here's another one featuring them and the sorta cousin of the Martian Manhunter, Jemm, Son of Saturn. You  know, because I can. Enjoy.

Negative Man: "Hey Cliff, that creepy kid with the red peanut head keeps staring at us again."

Robotman: "Yeah I know Lar. An' he's got those freaky E.T.-lookin' fingers too. What a freak!"

Jemm: "Greetings fellow crime-fighters. Would you like to go out on patrol with me this fine evening whilest we bond?"

Negative Man: "Did he just say he was into bondage? And whilst? How about no you freaky alien bastard!"

Robotman: "Yeah we ain't inta' alla' that freaky David Carradine Auto-Immune Ass-physciation ya' creep. Go home!"

Jemm: " 'Sigh' No one understands me. It's like I'm from another planet to them."

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Now in case you don't recognize the dialogue, and how could you not, it's from one of my favorite movies of all time, and all-around classic, Full Metal Jacket.

And in case you haven't seen the particular scene where this comes from(and shame on you if you haven't) I've made things easier for you and went ahead posted the Youtube link to it. Enjoy.

Ha! Have a good weekend people.......