Showing posts with label Kobra. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kobra. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

"Get Snakey"



Hey whattaya' know, it's a brand new skit this week.

Enjoy this fun little homage to one of the more recently popular "dances" to come out so far courtesy of  the show Rick and Morty.


















The End


Extras:







Ha, "Skin Condition", goddamn....

And if for some ungodly reason you're not getting the pop culture reference, here's the original, homaged piece:




Speaking of pop culture, and on a very somber note, today is the 19th anniversary of the very public death of pro-wrestler Owen Hart. He died in May 23, 1999 on the WWF: Over the Edge PPV when he fell 60 feet to his death, when the safety harness he was wearing malfunctioned.

He'll never be forgotten, nor the all the years of joy and entertainment he gave fans before that tragic accident.

RIP Owen Hart 
(1965-1999)



Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Back-Issue Spotlight: Flash#100 (Vol. 2)

Happy Hump Day People

























Wrapping up the April only-themed back issues that get highlighted this month, today I've chosen an old favorite of mine, Flash#100. This was the last part of Terminal Velocity, an amazing arc by Mark Waid.

It was also one of a few centennial isues coming out back then. Wonder Woman, Superman, and Justice League of America all hit the centennial mark around this time, and this was Wally's turn.


Flash#100 (Vol.2) Terminal Velocity: Overdrive "The Quick and the Dead" by Mark Waid, Salvador LaRocca, Carlos Pacheco, and Oscar Jimenez.

Quick recap time: Okay so Waid had a lot of plates spinning up in the air within this arc.
Kobra and his international terrorist organization had set its sights on Keystone City, trapping the city and all of its people inside a seemingly impentrable forcefield. So Wally has to deal with that. He's also trying to mentor Impulse(Bart Allen), teaching him to grow up and use his powers responsibly....and failing miserably.
Wally's sense of urgeny about this is due to the fact that the Speed Force keeps calling him every time Wally runs, pulling him to merge with it. And since running is what he does, yeah, Wally's kinda' fucked. Wally's trying to smarten Bart up because he needs him to be his replacement. Replacement? Yeah in the beginning of the arc, Wally has a nightmare, a premonition, that he and his city would die.
And then there's his not-yet-wife, Linda to deal with. So yeah, lots of stuff to deal with, and only a short time left to do it all in.

By #100, Kobra's seemingly killed Wally, which he didn't but the rest of the city doesn't know that, and now the rest of the speedsters(Max Mercury, Jesse Quick, Bart, and Jay Garrick) along with Linda and the Pied Piper have to save Keystone City by themselves.

And man are they having a rough time of it....


Jesse and Jay get put on the shelf, leaving the rest to pick up the slack.
Oh and while this is happening, Kobra's hedging its bets by simultaneously attacking multiple cities around the country. Leading to scenes like this:

Yep, cue obligatory scenes of various heroes doing their thing.

But Wally's still "dead", and dispite their best efforts, it looks like Kobra's going to win out in the end.
Not that brave Linda believes that, as she intends to go out guns blazing. Literally.

Try as she might though, Kobra's just too powerful.




 And just as it seems that Kobra's won, it starts to storm.....and lighting crashes.


Talk about a timely save right?



Wally seemingly comes back from the "dead" and heals his friends' wounds, and saves the city he loves, thus preventing the horrible future that haunted him at the beginning of the arc.

But was it really Wally, or all just a dream?

 Of course it wasn't.....





Now that's how you tell a story, but you hacks at DC wouldn't know anything about that.

As it turns out, Wally didn't die, but merely merged with the Speed Force. Other speedsters got permantely stuck there once they followed the call, but not Wally. His love for Linda is what kept him grounded, much like Barry had Iris as his anchor. Of course, up to this point, Wally was the only speedster that came back, thus further moving him out of his Uncle Barry's shadow.

Waid would stay on for a few more years, take a break, and then finally end his legendary run. But most think, myself included, that he should've ended his run with this issue since the rest of his run after this just wasn't as good.

Still, this is definitely a key arc in Wally's overall story as Flash, and it would go on to define him for the rest of his career.....until Flashpoint and Dan Dildo fucked all that up.

You can find Terminal Velocity in trade form or the individual issues on the cheap in the quarter bin.
Do yourself a favor and go find it. Its well worth it.





Tuesday, January 27, 2015

"Decisions, Decisions"

This one's dedicated to all of us that have and/or had to buy heatlth insurance.
You guys know the struggle.










The End.

Oh no kidding right? I imagine since its very hard for a regular joe to figure out and find the best opton for insurance, exactly how much harder is it for henchemen?
Do they even have unions? Probably not.

Looks like Hydra's becoming massively popular lately, what with a hole Avengers special and multpile appearences in other mediums like the movies and tv shows.
I guess its never been better than now to be a member of Hydra.

So Hail Hydra kids;)

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Snow In Sumter! News @ 11!

Happy Hump/Snow Day!!!!!

Yeah it snowed here in the south, in Sumter,SC where I currently live. It's kinda' a big deal here, because unlike most areas of the rest of the country, we don't get a lot of snow, or if we do, the conditions usually aren't right for it to stick. Well it did. And I have proof:












True Story;)


"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...