Showing posts with label Marvel is stupid.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marvel is stupid.. Show all posts

Monday, January 07, 2019

How is this not already a thing!?



The Punisher versus Nuke is something I can't believe Marvel hasn't already jumped on and made it a thing already.
 




































Seriously, how is the NOT a 4-issue mini-series? or at the very least a big 48-page one-shot!?

They don't even have to kill each other. Just fight.

I mean they're both former, but still well-trained soldiers, and the dialogue of them debating their own unique moral codes would be well worth seeing play out.

DO IT MARVEL! MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!

I know it'll probably never happen the way things are currently looking over at Netflix, but goddamn, if they ever do a 3rd season of Punisher, I'd want to see that fight play out there as well.


A guy can dream can't he?

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

File this under Re-goddamn-diculous!

Breaking News!
Marvel's turning Nick Fury Black!

                                         PWNED! 
WTF!?

No, not like that time they/Marvel turned The Punisher black for two issues due to Frank getting a face/skin-change from a junkie ex-surgeon, no "This is Real! This is Damn Real!" as Kurt Angle would say.

In case you haven't already seen them, here's the new pics of Marcus Johnson, a.k.a Black Fury(No that's not his name, but I'm surprised it's not. maybe if this was 1972 Marvel would actually have the balls to call him that.)


Yep it's Sam L. Fury, uh, I mean Marcus Johnson as the new (Black)Nick Fury. I wonder if Mark Millar knows about this. Yeah, he probably does. It was probably his own idea to really mess the fans of the MU, and of course, cash another check.

"Bloody Brilliant!"
Isn't that what they say over there after a job well done?

How nice of Marvel to recycle that cool Super-Soldier costume that Cap used to have and give it to new Fury. I guess I'll have to somehow make a custom (Black)Nick Fury out of the new Steve Rogers, Super-Soldier figure I have and tell you all how I did.

And oh look,
Black Fury's brought a friend with him. That's nice. Apparently he's Agent Coulson from the Marvel movies, except now he's officially in 616 Marvel continuity, or to quote the movie Brother, Where Art Thou? "He's Bonifide."


Yes folks, meet Marvel's new creation,
Power Man and Iron Fist 2.0/The new Millennium's Luke Cage and Danny Rand!













And here's where it all starts:



You've been warned! And Marvel you're welcome for the free publicity. Now where's my check? No..just kidding.

"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...