Fixed It: Silver Surfer

I found this image of the Silver Surfer lamenting his fates and how things just aren't going his way and man would it be so open to interpretation if it came out in 2019, as opposed to the early 90's when it originally first saw print.

Here's how....

Uh oh....I don't like where this is headed.....

                                                 *Insert infamous George Takei saying*

Saw these other images of the Surfer and they made me smile too....

There, Fixed It: Spidey's Little Blonde Buddy

TGIF!!!!!!



I was checking out this site on Facebook, Marvel Panels W/O Context, and I came upon a lot of random, funny panels on there. There were two that really stood out, one of which I'm sharing with you today.

-Here's the original panel:

-There, Fixed It:


Now how convenient is that. She's his little blonde fuck buddy (And apparently according to JMS, Norman Osborn's too) and she's a CSI major, meaning her ghost can help solve her murder.

Huh. I guess blondes REALLY DO have fun ;)

Hey I'd tap that too, I'd tap that too......

Fixed it: Never Answer A Craigslist

-Original image:


-There, Fixed It:

And that's why you don't EVER answer an ad on Craigslist.

And that's my 1400th post.....yaaaay......*Total Sarcasm*


Soooo, this'll be it for me for awhile. I know I haven't posted here much as of late, and I've been putting off posting this 1400th anniversary post for at least a month now.  Well that's because I just haven't really felt all that creative lately and to be honest as I've commented in the past, continuing to make posts here on this blog just hasn't been all that fulfilling. Not for awhile now, thus why the long absence between posts. I've found I'm much more satisfied posting on my Facebook and Twitter accounts. That's the God's honest truth.

So at least for the rest of the Summer and perhaps longer, I'll be MIA.
But have no fear, I'll leave the place around instead of closing it down or anything like that.
I mean I still need to have a Blogger account if I want to comment on the rest of fellow bloggers' blogs. And of course I'll still be regularly commenting on said other bloggers' blogs, so there's that.

In the meantime, have a good one people and try to stay cool this summer.

Cheers.....

There, Fixed It: Trumpkin

Found the original source image while working on a separate, but somewhat related project, and the I was inspired to make these:

There's two versions because I couldn't decide which one I liked the the most.

Here's the original source image:


#FuckTrump 

There, Fixed It: Jimmy's Weiner

Original:



There, Fixed It:


Damn the Silver Age really was weird at times....

There, Fixed It: Thirsty Thor

'Tis Thirsty Thor's Day, which means time for memes a plenty.....

Feel free to Google any of these terms you're not familiar with ;) 

There, Fixed It: Netflix and Kill

Original:

There, Fixed It:

There, Fixed It: Spider-Cide Solution

TGIT!!!!!

Wrapping up



-week with one last crazy, alterated Spider-Man cover.

Check it out:



Original source:

Goddamn, just look at the level of disgust on Peter Parker's face as he flails about.
Not fear or surprise, disgust.
The only one who seems to show any concern is his boss J. Jonah Jameson. How fucked up is that?

On a side note, I gotta' point how the design of Prowler's costume by Jazzy John Romita really shouldn't work. I mean look at it:

Sure, with the right artist, it looks decent enough, but the chest design makes no sense whatsoever, and overall he winds up looking like Spawn's grandfather or something.

And then recently his look was given a "modern" redesign as part of  the Marvel NOW initiative which makes him look really generic- looking to me. 

I get losing the claws, but maybe they should've kept the cape and streamlined it a bit. I don't know, but something. Maybe keep the claws, but streamline and clean them up a bit.

 Let's just say I'm glad Hasbro decided to go with his classic look when they decided to release his very own Marvel Legends figure.

There, Fixed It: Morbius, Vampire Pimp

It's wednesday and it's another day for another edition of

where I add my own caption on an existing cover, therefore "Fixing It."

This week is all about altering Spider-Man comic book covers and that's what I did today with this one:

Here's  in the famous original cover:

Having not been alive yet at the time, my only exposure to this famous storyline was the issues of Marvel Tales that reprinted them with some sweet-ass, spooky covers:

This one was drawn by the famous European artist Moebius

And the sequel was drawn by the late, great Marshall Rogers:

                                And what the hell, how about I throw in this little quick gag:

I still love that classic parody video Starburst used, making a Lionel Richie head bust out of starburst candies.

There, Fixed It: Hulk-Spanish

Well, looks like it's another themed week this week, since it looks like I don't have anything else better to blog about, ha ha.

No actually I've been having fun taking the piss out of old comic book covers and inserting my own cute captions in there.

Hey, it's a (non) living!

I'm even debuting a brand new banner of make this official:

Nice, right?

On to the cover I "fixed".....

It's from a Spanish reprint of The Amazing Spider-Man #119:

So here's the original:

There, Fixed It:

In case you didn't feel like going to Google Translate to find out what "Pide usted aun mas? means, it means "Asks you even more? Or probably more like "Could you even ask for more?"

You're welcome amigo. 

There, Fixed It: Spider-Rape?

Here's the original panel:

There, fixed it:


For the love of God Duane, just be cool man, just be cool!

Also SPOILERS!!!!!!!







Peter Parker dies in Into the Spider-Verse.
I just found out about it myself. And by the Kingpin too. Damn.....

Capfellas

What can I say? I was feeling creatively inspired, so here's some
various Captain America captions dubbed over with quotes from my favorite movie of all-time, Goodfellas.

Enjoy.....

I could do more, and I might at a later time, but these should suffice for now.