Actually that's a legit question for me; how the hell does B'wana Beast not get sanctioned by all those animal rights organizations for fusing those animals together? Sure they split back apart and return to normal, but the dude, the psychological trauma's gotta' be off the charts, right?
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Tuesday, May 09, 2017
Thursday, July 21, 2016
So, Who Would Win?: B'Wana Beast VS. Kraven The Hunter
TGIT!!!!!
Alright kids, here's a unique match up for this week's edition of So, Who Would Win?, as I pit one of DC Comics' oddest heroes in direct opposition in the form of B'Wana Beast against one of Marvel's least successful hunters, Kraven the Hunter.


So here's the deal on both combatants:
-B'wana Beast's deal:
B'Wana Beast is 6'6" and weighs 285lbs when he has his powers, otherwise he's normally 6'0" and 190lbs sans powers.
B'Wana got his powers from drinking the mystical natural waters of Mt. Kilimanjaro, which greatly increased his overall size, speed and strength to superhuman levels.
He can also communicate with animals via his red helmet, as well as trans-mutate two or more animals, to temporarily create a giant hybrid.
-Kraven the Hunter's deal:
Kraven is 6'0" and weighs 236lbs.
"The son of a Russian aristocrat, Sergei found he had a great talent after finding employment in Africa. After meeting a witch doctor, Kraven took a herbal potion which enhanced his physical powers. He used his new found powers to further aid his big hunts."
So basically, Kraven was already one of the world's best hunters, but thanks those herbs, his normal attributes, such as speed, strength, etc, have been boosted to peak human levels, going into superhuman levels.
Powers-wise, it seems like B'Wana has the advantage, provided he has easy access to any variety of nearby animals that can he put to use, otherwise Kraven could very well have this in the bag if he can somehow negate Beast's other powers and abilities. Either way, this could be a hell of a fight.
We'll definitely see.
So,
B'wana Beast





VS.
Kraven the Hunter





Who Wins and Why?
I'd love to hear your guesses on this one.
Have a good weekend everybody.......
Alright kids, here's a unique match up for this week's edition of So, Who Would Win?, as I pit one of DC Comics' oddest heroes in direct opposition in the form of B'Wana Beast against one of Marvel's least successful hunters, Kraven the Hunter.


So here's the deal on both combatants:
-B'wana Beast's deal:
B'Wana Beast is 6'6" and weighs 285lbs when he has his powers, otherwise he's normally 6'0" and 190lbs sans powers.
B'Wana got his powers from drinking the mystical natural waters of Mt. Kilimanjaro, which greatly increased his overall size, speed and strength to superhuman levels.
He can also communicate with animals via his red helmet, as well as trans-mutate two or more animals, to temporarily create a giant hybrid.
-Kraven the Hunter's deal:
Kraven is 6'0" and weighs 236lbs.
"The son of a Russian aristocrat, Sergei found he had a great talent after finding employment in Africa. After meeting a witch doctor, Kraven took a herbal potion which enhanced his physical powers. He used his new found powers to further aid his big hunts."
So basically, Kraven was already one of the world's best hunters, but thanks those herbs, his normal attributes, such as speed, strength, etc, have been boosted to peak human levels, going into superhuman levels.
Powers-wise, it seems like B'Wana has the advantage, provided he has easy access to any variety of nearby animals that can he put to use, otherwise Kraven could very well have this in the bag if he can somehow negate Beast's other powers and abilities. Either way, this could be a hell of a fight.
We'll definitely see.
So,
B'wana Beast





VS.
Kraven the Hunter





Who Wins and Why?
I'd love to hear your guesses on this one.
Have a good weekend everybody.......
Monday, April 21, 2014
Dr. Hoo.....
What's up people?
So......did you guys survive the Easter/Zombie Jesus/Hitler's birthday/420-day weekend festivities?
Yeah? Cool. Me too.
A friend of mine was all like "What's with Stoners and Hitler's birthday?"
I was like, 'cause it's easier to speak German when you're stoned?
No?
No one gets Rosetta Stoned? Just me huh?
Okay, the cheese stands alone......;0
Onto today's skit, and one of my favorite characters to use that should be high all the time, B'Wana Beast.
Enjoy......
So......did you guys survive the Easter/Zombie Jesus/Hitler's birthday/420-day weekend festivities?
Yeah? Cool. Me too.
A friend of mine was all like "What's with Stoners and Hitler's birthday?"
I was like, 'cause it's easier to speak German when you're stoned?
No?
No one gets Rosetta Stoned? Just me huh?
Okay, the cheese stands alone......;0
Onto today's skit, and one of my favorite characters to use that should be high all the time, B'Wana Beast.
Enjoy......
The End
Like you guys haven't already thought of that connection right? Right?
Extras:
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Tur-Duck-En
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays people!
Did you get everything you wanted? Mostly? If not, well, there's always next year right?;)
I myself can't complain.
I got the following action figures, and love them all!
-DCUC Deadman
-DCUC The Question
-DCUC GA Flash(Jay Garrick)
-DCUC Starman
-DCUC The Sandman
-DCUC Mirror Master
So yeah, I've been blessed in that department. And oh hell yeah, you can expect future skits for all listed.
And now, for some Christmas/Holiday cheer brought to you from the fine and hard-working folks here @ The House Of Fun:
Did you get everything you wanted? Mostly? If not, well, there's always next year right?;)
I myself can't complain.
I got the following action figures, and love them all!
-DCUC Deadman
-DCUC The Question
-DCUC GA Flash(Jay Garrick)
-DCUC Starman
-DCUC The Sandman
-DCUC Mirror Master
So yeah, I've been blessed in that department. And oh hell yeah, you can expect future skits for all listed.
And now, for some Christmas/Holiday cheer brought to you from the fine and hard-working folks here @ The House Of Fun:
Ha, ha:)
Once again, from my House to yours, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays;)
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