"Analyze Me"

Haven't seen these guys in awhile. Wonder what they're up to these days.....

Man has a point there.....

Top 10: Flash Villains That Haven't Been Made Into Action Figures Yet

Happy Hump Day!!!!

As you guys probably know, lately I've been putting together various wishlists of the top ten characters I'd like to see be made into action figures.

And trust me, with the sheer amount of characters out there from the big two, there's a lot, and I mean A LOT of heroes and villains who don't have their own action figures.

This week's theme is The Flash's Rogue's Gallery, specifically the ones that I think are past due being represented into action figure form.

10). Weather Wizard (Classic)/(Modern)


Honestly as much as I'd like to see the classic version made, I'll go for the modern one too. Anything just as long as he's finally made.

9). Heatwave (Classic)

Another Rogue that desperately needs to be crossed off this list. hell any list. And now that he's regularly appearing on the new Legends of Tomorrow show, then there's never been a better time than now to make him.

8).  The Top (Classic)


Ever since I saw him and that design, I've always wanted to see the Top made in action figure form, especially for the DCUC line.  I still do:(

7). The Trickster (Classic)


Much like the others on this list, he's one of the last classic members of the Rogues that really, really needs to be made already. Love that costume too.

6). Abra Kadabra


There's a couple versions of his look you can go with, so I went with the top two I'd like to see. The current Nu52 one is just to boring and uninspired-looking.

5). The Icicle (Classic)

He's a golden age villain and has a cool design. Win-win here.

4). Rainbow Raider


What? Why not the Rainbow Raider? He's earned it this spot.

3). The Pied Piper (Classic)/(Modern)







I'd easily go for both versions of the Pied Piper, but I figure out the two, the modern one's probably the most likely to be made.

2). Dr. Alchemy/The Alchemist (Classic)


Another classic villain with an equally classic look that's simple enough to pull off without too having to make too many new parts.

1). Black Flash

























A very deserving figure to be made I think, You can either do a straight up repaint or really go to town and do a full-on twisted sculpt that really sells how scary the Black Flash can look.

And here's the Top 5 runner-ups:

5). The Trickster (Axel Walker)


This new kid's more likely to have an action figure made before the original does, so might as well go ahead right?

4). Zoom (Hunter Zolomon)


Slight and simple repaint for the Prof. Zoom figure that was made in the DCUC line, and other lines.

3). Mr. Element


Here's a classic villain that just missed making the main list. They could really do this one up really well if they really invested in the sculpt, especially the helmet design.

2). The Golden Glider (Classic)


Captain Cold's sister is back among the living in the NU52, so while that look would more than likely to be made than her original classic look, I still prefer the classic look myself.

1). The Thinker (Modern Computerized Form)

Originally just a regular guy who wore a fancy spaghetti strainer for a weapon, this computerized version of Cliff DeVoe looks a million times better than he originally did. A slight challenge to realize in 3-D figure form, but worth a shot I think. I'd sure love to see how they'd do it.

That's my list, what's yours?

And yes, I already thought about The Turtle and decided to exclude him because of his lame "powers" and design.

Shit The Mirror Master Says...

What up people?

Is it really the end of June already?
 Fuck, where does the time go?

Well I'm still here even though it hardly seems like it. But such is life, and the unexpected surprises it brings.

Kansas#1 is almost done. Finished the last two pages last week, but am stuck on a panel for page 19.
We'll get this damn thing out yet folks. Trust me.

Anyhoo, it's skit time with one of my favorite Rogues, Mirror Master.

The End

I'd seriously be super-hesitant to travel with him unless I really had to.

So who would win? The Rogues vs. The Secret Six

What's up people?

So I decided to try something new, or new-ish and try doing a new feature around here.
Not too long ago, like maybe a year back, I attempted to do these posts where I'd have certain teams or individual comic characters face off against each other Deathmatch-style.

I believe the first one was the JLA vs. the Squadron Supreme, which just seems like a natural considering the Squadron is a direct Marvel rip-off of the League.

So in the spirit of that, and an innocent suggestion by the ever wise Shlomo, who you can thank or blame, here's my match up of the week:

The Rogues vs. The Secret Six.

So, who'd you think and why?

Oh, and I can't forget the roster list for both teams:

The Rogues:

-Captain Cold

-Mirror Master

-Weather Wizard

-Captain Boomerang

-Heatwave

-The Trickster

The Secret Six:

-Deadshot

-Bane

-Catman

-Scandal Savage

-Banshee

-Ragdoll

See, that's an even and fair number for both sides. Let the debates begin.......NOW!

I'll let you guys know who I'd pick tomorrow, but feel more than free to leave your choices in the comments section on who'd win and why.

Now here's (sort of) a possible set-up:

Meanwhile we find the other players in this drama entering the stage now......

Well sneaky, sneaky me for sneaking in an almost full-blown skit in the middle of this thing;)

Ha ha.

Back Issue Spotlight: Final Crisis: Rogues' Revenge#'s 1-3

TGIT I think.


So who watched Arrow last night?
I did, and it was pretty decent. Nothing too special, but still on par with how things usually run.

We saw the return of "Count Vertigo", as his name brand drug was back as well, and enslaving the citizens of Starling City. Well we all thought he was back, but that turned out to be a giant swerve thanks to the doctor that was overseeing him. After Arrow shows up in the Count's cell to question him, he finds him still strung the the fuck out(or high off his own supply) and speaking gibberish. Later he supposedly escapes, pissing off Ollie for not killing him when he had the chance. Later when Ollie finds out he and the whole town/police force were swerved, he kills the doctor, but again doesn't kill the Count. It might've been when the Count was all like "What's the name on the headstone? I bet it's nice and clean." As if to maybe say in his own gibberish, mental way "Sure you can kill me, but it won't really be me, but a mental case."
I'm sure there's a good bit of social commentary about the treatment of mental patients if that's what you read into this, but at least Texas doesn't give a shit if you're retarded or not; if you're a criminal, you're a criminal. And to quote the immortal Sam L. Jackson "Yeah they deserved to die, and I hope they rot in hell!"

Oh, and Tommy finally quits after having another  bitch fit with Ollie about their trust issues. Seriously Tommy, get the fuck over it man! He saved your dad's worthless ass even though your dad almost crippled and killed him. What a cry-baby pussy this guy's turning out to be. So Tommy asks dear old dad about getting a job with him, and off to the races we go on that one.

Eh. I quickly losing interest in the same formulaic approach we're given each episode; the bad guy of the week gets built up, and then anti-climatically gets his ass dealt with just like that. I know, I know, I watch reruns of Smallville and and read comics, so I should be used to this, but still.....


Okay on to the meat of today's post. As I mentioned yesterday, I'm going to be altering the way I do the Top 5 and even this feature. I'll be using the characters themselves or the other parties involved in some form or another, using my vastly growing menagerie of action figures. Seriously folks, my shelves runneth over with action figures all competing for the same shelf space.

Added to the fact that I just bought two more yesterday; another 1st ML Captain America figure to replace the one I have since he's sturdier and can actually stand up, and the new Protector(Morrison's Marvel Boy) ML figure.

Anyhoo, on with today's back issue review, or more correctly, back issues, as I review the three issue mini, Final Crisis: Rogues' Revenge.

Final Crisis: Rogues' Revenge#'s 1-3, September-October 2008 by Geoff Johns and Scott Kollins.

Before I review that though, first I need to fill you in on the backstory:

Back in the pre-Nu52 universe, the Wally West version of the Flash was finally had his own Flash family to deal with, and thus it was decided to take him off the grid and allow him to enjoy semi-retirement in another dimension to raise his kids. Ok fine, makes sense. But then Didio and Co, decided to fill the Flash vacancy by placing then Kid Flash, Bart into the roll. So the writers of Bart Flash's new series aged him into adulthood and made him the new Flash. Well poor sales reflected what dumb move that was, as Bart had plenty of Teen Titan and Kid Flash, and regular Flash fans show just how much they majorly disapproved Bart's role as the new Flash. So the series was cancelled. Now instead of just de-aging Bart and making him Kid Flash again, or rather going the "It was all a dream" route, Didio and friends decided to punish Bart and kill off their embarrassment in the last issue of his series and the shitty weekly comic, Countdown.

And that was that, Bart was killed off accidently by the Rogues because they didn't know that Bart's clone from the future, Inertia, stole Bart's speed, thus enabling the Rogues to kill him.

So that's where we start the mini off, right after the Rogues go to their hideout after breaking their golden rule of "Never killing a Speedster."

The Rogues are tired, beat up, and just plain pissed off that Inertia played them, tricking them into offing Bart. To this end they all seriously consider retiring, Captain Cold in particular. But thankfully fate in the form of Libra, Inertia, and Zoom, but an end to those plans quick.

The Rogues decide to make one last run, and go kill Inertia. Which is fine and all, but Zoom's already after him. Zoom wants to make Inertia better, so he in turn can make their enemies better. Yeah, it's a weird philosophy  but at the time, the new Zoom was into the theory that personal tragedy makes a hero stronger. Now while that does have a good bit of truth to it, it's still a pretty messed up way of thinking, but is also kind of a refreshing reason for a villain to do what he does.

And that's the first issue.

                                     

The second one gives us a new batch of wannabe replacement Rogues, and how they plan on forcing the Rogues to join up with Libra by threatening to kill Captain Cold's father and then them if they don't cooperate.

So the Rogues go find their "replacements" in cool way, as Mirror Master simply finds them by tracing their location through one of the mirrors the other Rogues used to broadcast their message.

They then proceed to do exactly what you'd think they do when they caught up them. They fucking slaughter them like nothing.

After that, Captain Cold finally hashes things out with his dad, but for some reason won't kill him; nope, he let's fellow Rogue Heatwave do that for him.

Immediately after that Libra shows up, threatening the Rogues that he'll kill Weather Wizard's son if they don't join him. 

Then Inertia shows up right after that, and goes ahead and kills Weather Wizard's son anyways.

 Oh, and by this point after showing Zoom what a fast learner he is by quickly figuring out how to tap into Zoom's powers, he rechristens himself Kid Zoom. And then he steals Zoom's powers, leaving him in his default form as a very paralyzed Hunter Ashley Zolomon.

Inertia briefly fights Libra, before Libra takes off, and then he faces down a very angry and pissed off team of Rogues. And goes about just how you imagined it would:

And that's all in the third issue. Whew!

With Inertia dead, and their imaginary "tab" considered paid in full, it looks like the Rogues will actually retire after all. Then they decide if the Barry's back(and it's pretty much confirmed with cutaways to his appearance in the main Final Crisis issues) then they can't retire. Nope, the game's still on, except now it's different since it's the Barry Allen Flash they'll be dealing with now.

There are other parts to it, like former Rogue the Pied Piper also hunting down the Rogues due to the part he inadvertently played in Bart's demise. So he's there for the major battle as well before being taken down by Libra.

And just little fun bits here and there in the issues.

This mini and Final Crisis would lead directly into the Flash:Rebirth 6-issue mini that was supposed to be all about celebrating Barry Allen as Flash, much how like Green Lantern: Rebirth was all about rebuilding Hal Jordan as Green Lantern. Except that mini wasn't anywhere near as good, and I honestly don't know why, it just wasn't that good.

This was one of the last great bits of writing and drawing by the team of Johns and Kollins; they had previously established themselves as THE creative team for the Wally West Flash, with so many great story-arcs and character arcs, especially my favorites, the ones that centered on the origins of the Rogues.

Too bad it didn't stay that way, and now we have the reboot, and all that great character-building doesn't mean shit now.

Which is sad, and what makes me happy that back issues exist period. I know fans during the original Crisis era had to deal with a similar situation, but even though would have to agree that the new continuity they were given is far, FAR superior to the crapfest that is the current DCU continuity  And I don't give a shit how many good stories are being pumped out or what notable runs are being made now, it still doesn't make up for the horrible way these beloved characters have become genericized and turned into basically bland versions of themselves. No longer can you tell them apart personality-wise, because they all(with some exceptions) seem to act the same.

I liken the reboot and it's affect on past continuity to a game of Jenga;
you build these legacies, continuity by stacking good story on top of good story, building up and building on a rich history. But as you take out certain elements via reboots, you risk making the whole thing topple, which is exactly what happens. When the bottom or top, or middle inevitably falls out, then you have what could potentially be irreparable damage to these popular characters, then you lose fans, and then you lose revenue.

Why Dido and Co. don't get this, I'll never understand, but as long as they remain in power, expect your heroes to suffer until the current regime is replaced.

It's just that simple.


Anyhoo, if you haven't already read this mini, I highly recommend you do. Johns could, and still can if he was, write the Rogues like no one else can. That's why they're just so damn lovable.

Alright people, have a good to great weekend......