There, Fixed It: Morbius, Vampire Pimp

It's wednesday and it's another day for another edition of

where I add my own caption on an existing cover, therefore "Fixing It."

This week is all about altering Spider-Man comic book covers and that's what I did today with this one:

Here's  in the famous original cover:

Having not been alive yet at the time, my only exposure to this famous storyline was the issues of Marvel Tales that reprinted them with some sweet-ass, spooky covers:

This one was drawn by the famous European artist Moebius

And the sequel was drawn by the late, great Marshall Rogers:

                                And what the hell, how about I throw in this little quick gag:

I still love that classic parody video Starburst used, making a Lionel Richie head bust out of starburst candies.

How is this not already a thing!?

The Punisher versus Nuke is something I can't believe Marvel hasn't already jumped on and made it a thing already.

 

Seriously, how is the NOT a 4-issue mini-series? or at the very least a big 48-page one-shot!?

They don't even have to kill each other. Just fight.

I mean they're both former, but still well-trained soldiers, and the dialogue of them debating their own unique moral codes would be well worth seeing play out.

DO IT MARVEL! MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!

I know it'll probably never happen the way things are currently looking over at Netflix, but goddamn, if they ever do a 3rd season of Punisher, I'd want to see that fight play out there as well.

A guy can dream can't he?

Head Swap A Doo-Bop

TGIT!!!!!!!



Just randomly decided to take some pics of a little head swapping project I got into Tuesday night.
That new Cable body buck seems to be ripe for just that, as I experimented by using different heads I had lying around the spare parts box from my figures.

This is what came out of that.....


Old Man Thor/King Thor Head:

And now all of a sudden, he's Old Man Cable. 

He wouldn't be too out of place as follow up to an Old Man Rogers strip I did a couple years back.

Bullseye:

Gotta' love that crazed, shit-eating grin/smile he's got on his face, ammirite?

For some reason that alt unmasked Bullseye head really seems to fit (well not size-wise) with the overall body. I think it suits him.

and finally......

Colossus:

That bearded alt head from the recent Colossus ML X-wave figure really sets the body off as well, easily complimenting the metallic arm.

 The alt battle-damaged Nuke head and regular Nuke head next:

Why there's even a shared awkward moment between the respective owners.

When you're battling yourself.....

Just fucking around with some head-swappin'. Shit's fun.

So, Who Would Win?: Nuke VS. Bane

TGIF Fuckers!!!!!!

How the hell are you guys?

Definitely in the middle of trying to create new and creatively imaginative material for the coming weeks here.
I don't know about you guys, but I've recently found myself losing interest in this blog. Yes, shocking I know, but amongst a lot of other factors, is primarily due to a an extreme lack of feedback.

I want it.

Good, bad, ugly, in the middle, I don't care.
I just want to know what you like, don't like, etc.

Why?
Well for me it's simple. I fully understand that to even have your own Blog, much like a social media account, requires a healthy bit of ego. You obviously have to feel that you have something to say that feel is going to be both relevant and entertaining/informative to various people out there. You have to want an audience, want to be able to communicate with like-minded individuals that share the same likes and dislikes as you. And I do.

And yet to be brutally honest, outside of die-hard regulars (which are themselves these days very hard to maintain due to life in general) there really aren't any here.

I have more followers on my Twitter account than official Blog followers.
I have more followers on my personal FB and Instagram pages than I do here.

Yeah, I know, and I swear to you all, this isn't like some kind of pathetic plea or appeal.
If you like my stuff, you'll read it and hopefully leave me some feedback.

If not, you'll go about your business and devout your valuable time and attention elsewhere. And there's nothing wrong with that. Truly.

What burns my ass is apathy.

People who might read what I do, and not give a shit.
Ok, I've been guilty of that myself with other blogs, and trust me, I've learned my lesson.
And I know primarily I do this, as we all do, to entertain myself. If I don't like what I've written or done, I make sure I do it better next in a way I will.
Live and learn, and all that crap.

The point is, leave me some fucking feedback people.

Anyhoo, enough with the ranting, let's get to the fighting.....

Now earlier I compiled a list of characters I figured would be really friendly with Nuke, even if temporary.

This time I've set Ol' Nukie up against one of those individuals who should be a similar kindred spirit, Bane.

They're both pretty similar in strength and size, with Bane being a bit bigger and taller, but not by a really large margin or anything.

Bane's powered by a super-steroid much like Nuke is.
They're both have extensive military training as far as combat and weapons go, although depending on which version of Bane you use, the Pre-52 version also had the benefit of training from Ra's Al Guhl's League of Assassins when he once considered Bane a worthy heir, so there's that.
And Nuke does have metal bits replacing damaged skeleton....

Otherwise they seem like a pretty even match, don't you?

So,

Nuke












VS.

Bane










Who Wins and Why?

Have a safe and happy weekend everybody......

Nuke 'Em All!

Yeah I don't know what just happened either....

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