I sentence you to.....SuperJail!

So I was flipping through the channels late last night, and happened to stumble upon a show I haven't seen in a long time, Superjail.

What's Superjail?

Superjail's a funny ass show on the Cartoon Network during Adult Swim hours that features tons and tons of funny gratuitous violence that's mostly aimed at criminals. "Say what?" you ask.

Allow me to explain, or you can go to this link @ Wikipedia.org.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superjail

Naww, I'll tell you. Basically, imagine Willy Wonka, on crack, as a warden of a super-maximum prison, filled with billions of inmates.

Now imagine that this giant prison is built on top a huge fucking volcano, built on top of another volcano. Nice huh?

Trust me, you need to watch the crazy-ass intro to the show just to get a small glimpse of what'to expect.

The main cast of characters are:

The Warden, his assistant Jared, Alice, the manly-looking main security guard, The Doctor, a German doctor psychopath who conducts crazy ass experiments on the inmates, and finally the most bad-ass of the bad-ass,

Jailbot.
Yeah, that robot. His or its main function is to put down any riots or civil unrest from the inmates, not to mention whatever various problems or situations that occur. And trust me weird shit happens at that jail all the time!

And then there's the inmates.
Among the more regularly featured ones are:

The twins, Paul Guaye and Jean Baptiste Le Ghei, who are two gay inmates that were leaders of rival gay biker gangs who met up in prison and got married. Funny shit there. And then there's Ash, who's a severely burned pyromaniac. He's a big mess of crazy himself who's had some funny moments himself
 on the show. 

Here's a clip from one of them where he befriended a girl with terminal cancer. The funny thing was that he thought Cancer was her name, and lovingly called her Can-cer. Well this clip's from when Ash sings to her after she, you know, kicks the bucket. Funny shit.
I love that the artwork is crude, like Beavis and Butthead crude, but it works. It's like looking at the crazy, deranged drawings of some angry kid in middle school.

If you're even the slightest bit interested, go youtube this one quick.

Another day, another post. I'm still getting used to the code behind all this, especially since I'm used to dealing with the coded language of myspace.com. I'll figure it yet .

I don't know about you, but I absolutely love, LOVE Adult Swim!
They feature grown-up or more mature cartoons, that are geared towards grown-ups or the uhh, mostly more mature-aged audience. Yeah basically little Billy shouldn't be watching this shit, or else he'll want to bulid his own Meth Lab or drink a 40 and shoot things! Not that is a particularly bad thing, but, yeah and this is why I don't have kids right now.
Anyways every sunday I make sure that I tape shows from 10:30-2:00am, that way I'm guarendamnteed to see some really funny shit!
These are the shows I most look forwards to and you should watch them as well:

1). Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


This show comes on at 10:30pm. It's weird, contains a talking shake, box of fries, and the aptly named Meatwad, and their human neighnbor, Carl.
All you really need to know is that these three get involved in funny-ass, screwed-up situations. You'll learn new words to impress your friends, and never look a McDonalds menu the same way again.

2). Squidbillies.

This caption should really be enough as far as explaining this series goes, and damn is it really as funny as it looks! I truly learned new words such as "Stealitization" and other messed up stuff.


I highly advise watching this if you're in the mood to say "I knew the south was made up of dumb hicks!"
Squidbillies comes on around 12:00am.

3). Frisky Dingo.

If you're looking for a funny and refreshing take on superheroes, and looking to laugh at the absurdity of the whole concept, then you should watch this show. It's pretty much a National Lapoon on superheroes and villains, and their relationship to each other in general, and making for some truly entertaining viewing.
Look for this little gem around 12:30am.

And finally....

4). The Venture Brothers.
Not only does this funny show parody the whole Johhny Quest genre, but also Marvel and DC comic characters. Look for who gets pariodied in each new episode. Funny stuff I swear.
Each new show starts around 1:00am.

Also check out these funny ass shows:
Robot Chicken and Family Guy.
And do go and check out adultswim.com, where you'll find games, downloads, and bunches of free shit! Especially free downloadable episodes of all these shows and more. I promise you won't regret it.

And now for the image of the day courtesy of Robot Chicken:

Damn that looks like it hurts!