Wednesday, April 17, 2019

"The Firestorm Blues"


Oh what the hell, I'm feeling creative AND generous, so here's another bonus skit for the week.

For some quick context, it's come to my attention via a post my buddy Googum did on his blog a few weeks ago where Firestorm and the Flash teamed up. In the course of the team-up, Firestorm absorbed a shit ton of radiation and got drunk/high off it. Soooooo, guess what happens when Firestorm gets hooked on that radiation buzz and chases it like a drug addict?
Bad times for him, but good laughs for us,

Enjoy.....









Poor bastard. I see a big ol' Justice League-sized episode of Intervention in his immediate future. 


Tuesday, April 16, 2019

"I'll do anything for Love, but I won't do that"











I don't blame Ray honestly. I don't care what's on the line, I'm not going up anybody's ass just to win a fight. 

Fuck that. 



Monday, April 15, 2019

There, Fixed It: Trumpkin



Found the original source image while working on a separate, but somewhat related project, and the I was inspired to make these:



There's two versions because I couldn't decide which one I liked the the most.

Here's the original source image:


#FuckTrump 


Thursday, April 11, 2019

"May The Force Be In You"

TGIT!!!!!









If you're curious as to where Machine Man got those extra hands, I just used the ones that came with the ML Apocalypse BAF wave Magneto and the recent ML Electro. They really do come in handy ;) 

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Hmmm, I wonder.....


Ok, so possible epiphany time: You know how in the Billy Joel song "You May Be Right" where he says: 

"Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled."?

Well...what if the person he was singing about was the same person in the Elton John song "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"? That song as has a line about person sitting in an electric chair.
The line goes "Prima donna Lord you really should have been there; Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair." Soooo, what if Billy Joel was at the same party as Elton John, and told dirty jokes to that person to make 'em laugh?




Food for thought.

Tuesday, April 09, 2019

So, Who Would Win?: JLA VS. The Black Order



This particular match up came to me out of the blow while looking at some pics of assembled Marvel Legends Black Order figures.

So that got me thinking, what if the JLA were to fight the Black Order?


Now ideally in a team battle like this I'd make sure the roster number was even steven so it'd be fair. But as is the case with the Black Order as it stands, it'd be 6 VS 7, so for the purpose of this fight, I'm adding in another member who's associated with the Black Order, even if she wasn't an official
 member member, but has worked with them enough to warrant inclusion. So now it's 7-on-7 and fair as fuck.

Let's take a quick look at the respective roster of combatants and their powers/skills shall we?

-JLA:

1). Superman
Abilities

2). Batman
Abilities
  • Genius-level intellect
  • Peak human physical condition
  • Master martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant
  • Master detective
  • Master strategist
  • Utilizes high-tech equipment and weapons

3). Wonder Woman
Abilities

4). Green Lantern
Abilities
  • Trained aircraft pilot
Power ring grants:

5). The Flash
Abilities
  • Immense Superhuman speed
  • Vast Superhuman stamina
  • Vast Superhuman Reflexes
  • Vast Superhuman Reaction
  • Vast Superhuman Agility
  • Vast Superhuman endurance
  • Intangibility through molecular vibration at high velocity
  • Speed Reading
  • Molecular control
  • Time travel and Dimension travel by running faster than the speed of light
  • Creation of vortexes
  • Supercharged brain-activity
  • Electricity and Lightning manipulation
  • Accelerated healing factor
  • Enhanced perceptions and senses
  • Electrokinesis
  • Time manipulation
  • Able to give/take speed
  • Speed-Force aura
  • Resistance to telepathy
  • Rapid cellular regeneration
  • Speed mirage creation
  • Sonic shockwave projection
  • Memory absorption

6). Aquaman
Abilities
  • Aquatic physiology: superhuman strength, speed, endurance, agility, durability, reflexes, and senses
  • Marine telepathic control of all aquatic life
  • Able to speak and understand any language on earth
  • Utilizes the Trident of Poseidon
  • Underwater adaption / Super-fast swimming
  • Accelerated healing (alternate continuities)
  • Hydrokinesis (alternate continuities)
  • Attuned to the Clear (alternate continuities)

7). Martian Manhunter
Abilities
  • Superhuman Breath, Endurance, Speed & Strength
  • Superhuman vision
    • Heat vision
    • Electromagnetic spectrum vision
    • Microscopic vision
    • X-ray vision
    • Night vision
    • Telescopic vision
    • Infra-red Vision
  • Genius-level intellect
  • Photographic memory
  • Extrasensory Perceptions
  • Shapeshifting
  • Invisibility
  • Intangibility
  • Regenerative healing factor
  • Flight
  • Martian nine senses
  • Telekinesis
  • Telepathy


-The Black Order:

1). Thanos
Abilities

2). Corvus Glaive
Abilities
  • Super strength, speed, endurance, and senses
  • Immortality
  • Wields a powerful glaive he can call to his hand

3). Proxima Midnight
Abilities
  • Invulnerability
  • Superhuman strength, speed, and endurance
  • Wields a powerful spear

4). Supergiant 
AbilitiesTelepathy
Mental Manipulation

5). Ebony Maw
Abilities
  • Genius-level intellect
  • Telepathy
  • Telekinesis
  • Mind control
  • Flight

6). Black Dwarf/Cull Obsidian 
AbilitiesSuper-Strength, unbreakable skin

7). Black Swan 
AbilitiesSuperhuman strength
Flight
Energy beam projection through her eyes
Telepathy
Knowledge of the incursions and the multiverse
Ability to speak in multiple languages and generate holographic visuals from her hands

Something tells me the Black Order, just looking based off the team's respective stats, are than capable of holding their own with the JLA's big seven.

Of course a fight just between the JLA and Thanos would be more than enough of thrilling battle in and of itself, but throw in those other six, and goddamn if the JLA don't have their work cut out for them.

So, 


The JLA


























































VS.


The Black Order






 


Who wins and why?