There, Fixed It: Old Man

Original:

Fixed It:


                             And in case you didn't catch the musical reference, here's Neil Young:

I'm on a roll here apparently....

TGIF!!!!!!



After finding more and more images for out of context fodder, expect more of these to be pumped out while I'm feeling creative enough to keep making 'em.

Today, we see Spider-Man injuring an important part of Dr. Doom's anatomy, and it's not what you think:

Damn, Spidey, you savage!

Here's the original unaltered panel from ASM#5:

If, for some strange reason, you're not familiar with the term "Pussy-Finger", I highly suggest you go back and watch the iconic disco film "Saturday Night Fever", you know, the one with John Travolta and his famous white disco suit. It is' in there.

Promise.

Alright, that's it for me this week, take it sleazy guys.

When next you see me, I'll be 37 *Sobs*

Oh Little Johnny, NO!

Yup, apparently Dr. Doom and the Catholic Church (or any Christian church for that matter) both don't want you to have fun touching yourself

That Doom, what a cock (and/or clit) blocker.....Who knew?


Oh and there's this too.....

               That's right kids, it's the first of the month, and you know what that means:

                                   

 Enjoy the hell out of those foods stamps you crazy kids. We're paying for 'em. Ha ha. 

Finally, today is my good buddy and fellow blogger Googum's birthday today.

Yup he shares the same birthday as MTV. To quote Goldmember from the Austin Powers movie of the same name, "ISN'T THAT VEIRD!!!!"

So do him a solid and go wish a Happy Birthday on his blog. 

Here's the link: random-happenstance.blogspot.com

My own birthday's this Saturday, and no, I'm not looking forward to turning 37. Yes, 37, and no I don't look it, but yes, oh god so I feel it.  DAMN KIDS!!!!

Everyone Poops!

Even Prince Namor......




There's a "Brother, can you spare a roll" joke in there. I just know it.

Why did I choose to (crudely) photoshop Namor on a toilet?
For shits and giggles really. That I found the original picture posted on Twitter by a fellow comic blogger named Slay Monstrobot Of The Deep.

Maybe you've heard of him?

Anyhoo he posted the original source picture to go along with a running theme about certain FF villains getting the best designed chairs.

Here's the original source image:



I saw it and instantly thought, "yeah this'll make for a great shot of Namor shitting on the toilet.
And thus another crudely-crafted project was off and running.

Plus it made for a scat-tastic addition to my "Fixed It" feature on here.

Here's a few more variations:







As to the exact nature of why Namor had to answer nature's call, maybe this might explain things:

Yup, Doom played the dread brown note while Namor was in the immediate vicinity.
Sounds legit to me.


Also, you know how modern science has told us that in order to more be more productive when you shit, that you're supposed to be in the squatting position or take a cue from royalty, and shit while your feet rest elevated on a foot rest.

So today I'm trying the royal position. So far so good.

What?

So, remember kids....

EVERYBODY!

This really should be a regular feature here.....

Original:

      Source: Marvel Two-In-One Annual #1


      There, fixed it....

Hmm, I wonder what other panels I can fix.....

#DoomLife

Haven't done this in awhile, but here's some made up memes, or #MorbidMemes as I like to call 'em. This set's about the one, the only, Doctor Mafucking Doom baby!

What can I say. #DoomLife.....

Doom-Line Bling

What's up people?

Have a good Turkey Day? Still feel full even now?
Ha ha, yeah I bet.

Well back to work folks, and nowhere is that more true than here, at the House Of Fun, as today I present you a topical-ish skit.

If you haven't already guessed by the title, it's directly linked to one of the most spoofed and gif'ed videos out there, Drake's "Hotline Bling."

Here's what I'm talking about:

Yeah, and now, here's my humble submission to the long pile of imitators....

Yeah, that's how I see Secret Wars ending......

So, Who Would Win?: Dr. Doom VS. Kang The Conqueror

Yes folks, its another edition of So, Who Would Win?, and its going on all week-long. Well until Friday, but you get the point.....


Today's fantasy match-up is between Dr. Doom and Kang The Conqueror.
Whew boy.....you guys are in for a loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggggg fight on this one.

We already know both have handy devices nearby to effortlessly travel through time(moreso on Kang's end, but you get the point) and that means the UltronWar part 2, but with Doom.

For those that don't get that reference, back after the events of Dark reign ending, Bendis had one last Avengers run left in him( if he ever had it in him at all) and decided to go with Time's broken. Kang shows up of course, and was heavily featured during that run, especially in afuturistic event called the Ultron War, where Kang and Ultron fight for a really, really long time becaus Kang keeps popping in and out of time, creating divergent timelines where the the fighting went on forever.

Well, this would be the Doom-version of that, but more complexer and definitely a lot more interesting.
We got a small teaser of this during The Infnity War(immediate sequel to the Infinity Guantlet) with the two teaming up to take out the Magus on their own, but bickering like an old married couple the whole way through. It teased but never delievered.

But today I will.

While both have a very proficent mastery of science and futuristic technology, Doom has the edge in mastering both science and magic.

Both have multiple verisons of themselves, not counting Doom's Doombots alone, and thus war would make the infamous 100 year-war between France and England look like a small, summer fling.....

......or......

.....to be more hip and now, it'd be like a meaningless twitter war between #TheRealDOCTORDOOM and #Kang-DiddyDaMadConqueror because Doc Doom thinks "K-Diddy" is a dumb nickname for Kang,or something equally dumb as that. You get he idea.


We know Doom's main strengths are his ego, suit, magic and science skills, doombots, and his mind.
His main weaknesses are his ego, pride, and vanity.

Not all that different from kang's weaknesses if I/you really think about it.


So, 

Dr. Doom

VS.


Kang The Conqueror

Who Wins and Why?
I'd love to hear the scenarios you guys cook up for this one and well as who you pick as the ultimate winner.

Fantasy Team-Up: Dr. Doom And Sinestro

TGIT!!!!

Welcome to the second edition of Fantasy Team-Up, where I pair up two indivisuals or teams that I've never seen team up, but could and/or should.

Today I'm pairing up the "great destroyer" himself, Dr. Doom with Sinestro.


To me, this one's a no-brainer.
Both men aren't totally evil, despite the methods they use to achieve their goals. Its just that the methods they choose aren't always altrusistic, or considerate of causualties and collateral damage.

If a world/planet has to be destroyed so that they can reach their goals, they'll do it without hesitation.

But again, they're not totally evil.



In fact when it comes to Doom's homeland and Sinestro homeworld, they're both very protective and concerned about their people's well being.



And therein lies a certain degree of honorablity and nobility.

They truly do care about their people, but of course the dickish behavior and arrogence that comes strongly attached to those feelings keeps them from becoming one of the good guys.

Basically they apply the same viewpoint on ruling over their people, that they do towards the rest of the world/universe/multiverse; things would run a lot smoother if they were in charge.

And its that unshakable personal belief that constantly puts them at odds with their super-powered peers.
They're too stubborn and blinded by their extreme hubrus and vaity to ever consider there's another way of doing things. They'd never admit that, either to to other people or themselves, even when faced with the contradictory truth.

Its why they don't play well with others, and never will, so long as they so other people and their peers, as beneath them, unequals in everyway.




Yep, both Doom and Sinestro refuse to believe anybody else could possibly be their better or equal, as we've seen countless times over the years.

So, for both the mutual love of their people, and arrogence that everything would be better if they ran things, I see Dr. Doom and Sinestro as perfect compliments of each other.

Of course you know they'd also quickly plot and scheme to betray the other when the time arrives. But until then, I think these two could accomplish quite a lot together.

And what about Doom and those power rings eh?
To say that Dr. Doom would be a lock for the Green Lantern ring is a massive understatement. But what about the other power rings in the emotional spectrum?

For me the only other rings that make sense right off the bat, would be Sinestro's ring and the Orange ring of Avarice, since Doom has an instatiable appetite for knowledge and power.




Which is another thing Doom and Sinestro have in common; the need to gain more power in order to achieve their goals. Its why Doom always tries to steal the power cosmic, or the Beyonder's powers and Sinestro has his own corps.

So no Hope, Compassion or Love for Doom. He's too cool and calcualted to succumb to Rage, so maybe Life and Death should extreme circumstances present themselves.

Either way, this team-up would be epic.

Let me know what you think in the comments' section.
I hope you guys and gals have a fun and safe Memorial Day weekend.
Remember, its all about our brave men and women in the Armed Forces that we're celebrating for the many sacrifices they and their friends and family members make on our behalf everyday.

And try and keep that in mind this weekend.
Peace out bitches......