"What If....!?"

For this week's newest strip, I was once again inspired by my nephew's Marvel Masher figures, and decided to have some fun and do a little head-swapping of my own. And thus a skit was born.....

I sure don't use the word "Proclivity" enough these days. In fact that's the first time in a looooooonnnnnggggg time since I've ever used it in a sentence.

#TheMoreYouKnow
#PSATWordOfTheDay

So, Who Would Win?: The Fantastic Four VS. The Red Skull

What's up people?


Well, the main two big announcements news-wise to come out of this past weekend, is the death of the man who revitalized and re-defined the Zombie movie genre himself, legendary writer and director, George A. Romero and the reveal of the brand new 13th incarnation of Doctor Who.....and she's a woman....


George A. Romero died quietly in his home after, according to his longtime friend and production partner, Peter Grunwald, "A brief, but aggressive bout with lung cancer." Damn, cancer again...and yet another reminder that 2017 gives zero fucks about not taking your beloved entertainment icons.

Romero was 77.

Out of all his classics, I do believe I enjoyed 1981's  Freakshow and 2005's Dawn of the Dead myself.

The new 13th incarnation of the Doctor, of the longtime running British sci-fi series Doctor Who, has just been revealed and she's a woman.

There have been rumors floating around for sometime now, that the next actor to play the Doctor would be a woman, and sho' 'nuff, she is.


Well-known BBC actress Jodie Whittaker is set to become the new Doctor Who for the 2018 season.
And let the fanboy bitching and trolling begin.....NOW......


Alright, so since I've got some family drama I have to deal with all last week, and probably the rest of this week too, I figured I'd do a theme week this week, posting 4 fantasy warfare matches from my So, Who Would Win? column.

Day 1 is all about pitting the Fantastic Four against the inhuman face of the Nazis in the marvel Universe, the Red Skull.

I just so happened to get this idea from some art John Byrne did, where he drew the original X-Men fighting it out with a Cosmic Cube-holding Red Skull. Looked like a really good match up to me, so I thought what if I replaced the FF with the X-Men instead?

Now obviously the Red Skull should be at a bit of a disadvantage in the super powers department and the smarts department since well duh, Reed.

But....what if I evened things up by either giving the skull a cosmic cube or even his mental powers received after splicing Professor X's mutant brain to his. That would surely make things a bit more fair right?

Fuck it, let's give the skull his favorite toy, the cosmic cube and see how the FF deal with dem apples....

So,

The Fantastic Four













VS.


The Red Skull









Who wins and why?

Roast Me: The Red Skull

Haven't done this in awhile, but since it's so damn hot out, I think it's time  someone else feels the heat too, don't you think?

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy;)

"I Like The Way You Salute Soldier."

Happy Memorial Day People!

Just wanted to say a big thank you to all the brave men and women, past, present, and future, that have and are, serving in the Armed Forces.

Thank you for your sacrifice, both of life and of time.

Speaking of, here's today's first skit of the week.....

The End

Yeah, I'm not super crazy about how the Toy Biz sculptors stuck that mar-Vel figure with hands like that. Shit man, fists would've been better. I guess they were tring to go with the in flight pose for the hands. If only they'd remake this one, but woth two sets of hands.......

Epic Rap Battle: Thanos Vs. The Red Skull

What's up People?

Anyone out there fans of Rap Battles?
What about those funny as hell, Epic Rap Battles of History, where Justin Beiber battles Mozart? Or Bob Ross disses Piccasso?

Well if you like those, than you'll love this, as I start a whole new semi-regular feature, with dueling heroes or villains rap-battling each other.

First up, Thanos versus the Red Skull.
Let's take a look.......

Red Skull win the coin toss, so he's going first. We don't what the beef is between these two, but I guess we're all about to find out.

The crowd's waiting in anticipation...


 And oh, it looks like the DJ's about to set it off

Wow, Rapper's Delight by the Sugar Hill Gang. A very surprising choice conisdering the Red Skull's a Nazi, but whateves....

Well the crowd certainly thought that the Red Skull brought it.

Now's Thanos' turn for a rebuttal......

Thanos instructs the DJ what to spin, and oh snap!

It's:

Damn T! He just brought 1996 back with some Rampage and Busta Bust!

Let's hear his flow......

DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!

Both those rythmes were pretty tight, but now we're gonna' let the viewers at home decide who won?

Thanos or the Red Skull?

Let me know in the comments' section who you thought brought it tonight.