Imperious Wrecked

What IS the personality for such gross insubordination like this under Prince Namor's rule anyways?

Is he sent to be "re-educated", or just sent straight to the glue factory?
Inquiring minds want to know......

Everyone Poops!

Even Prince Namor......




There's a "Brother, can you spare a roll" joke in there. I just know it.

Why did I choose to (crudely) photoshop Namor on a toilet?
For shits and giggles really. That I found the original picture posted on Twitter by a fellow comic blogger named Slay Monstrobot Of The Deep.

Maybe you've heard of him?

Anyhoo he posted the original source picture to go along with a running theme about certain FF villains getting the best designed chairs.

Here's the original source image:



I saw it and instantly thought, "yeah this'll make for a great shot of Namor shitting on the toilet.
And thus another crudely-crafted project was off and running.

Plus it made for a scat-tastic addition to my "Fixed It" feature on here.

Here's a few more variations:







As to the exact nature of why Namor had to answer nature's call, maybe this might explain things:

Yup, Doom played the dread brown note while Namor was in the immediate vicinity.
Sounds legit to me.


Also, you know how modern science has told us that in order to more be more productive when you shit, that you're supposed to be in the squatting position or take a cue from royalty, and shit while your feet rest elevated on a foot rest.

So today I'm trying the royal position. So far so good.

What?

So, remember kids....

EVERYBODY!

By The Moons of Munipoor: Summer Edition

Here's some quick summer gags for you guys courtesy of my action figure shelf's production company, starring Dr. Strange and Not-quite-Namor The Submariner.


First up, we get a look at what the good doctor's been up to on his much needed summer vacation in a dimension that mimics the best of our own hot beaches, but exists that way all-year round forever....

Meanwhile........

That's what right true believers, apparently one of Namor's ancestors was once the Supreme Sorcerer of Earth Atlantis. Guess he didn't stay employed for too long......

Later the two erstwhile frenemies meet up and compare notes on their summer vacation so far.....

Probably should've spent a little more time on this, but it'll suit it's purpose:

#CorporateNamor

Now why can't we have THIS Namor back?

I mean I believe now more than ever since Trump's prez and gives absolutely no fucks about the environment, Namor's EXACTLY the type of guy needed to put him in check.
And he'd do it through the only way Trump understands; corporate attack.

John Byrne was definitely ahead of his time with this concept.
#CorporateNamor

So, Who Would Win?: Namor, The Sub-Mariner VS. Black Adam

TGIT!!!!

What's got two thumbs and is almost done with all of his Christmas shopping?

This guy.

Yup, I'm pretty much done, having got all my shopping for my family done. Just gotta' get for bae's family and that'll be a wrap.

How about you guys? Almost done, haven't started yet, or plan on waiting 'till the last minute?

So for this week's edition of So, Who Would Win? I decided to pit Namor, the Sub-Mariner against Black Adam.


I mean shit, they're pretty much twins, both visually and attitude-wise, especially in the attitude department, with highly-inflated egos, pompous and arrogant from the the day they were born. And they've both been the sole sovereign of their respective kingdoms at one point. They've also played at being hero and villain in their long history, but usually find themselves sitting comfortably on the chair of anti-hero/'tweener.

So honestly this one's a true no-brainer right?
I know I'm not the only who's thought about this too.

Let's get to the stats and compare their powers and skills...


-Namor:

Abilities	Aquatic adaptation Superhuman strength, speed, agility and reflexes Mild invulnerability Flight via tiny wings on his ankles Longevity Formerly: Telepathic control over sea creatures Ability to copy the powers of sea creatures

They forgot to add he also has resistance to electricity to an extent, and can sometimes discharges said electricity in certain situations.

-Black Adam:

Abilities	The Stamina of Shu: superhuman stamina and invulnerability The Speed of Haru: superhuman speed and flight The Strength of Amon: superhuman strength The Wisdom of Zehuti: genius-level intellect and wise judgement The Power of Aton: full control and emission of magical lightning and thunder The Courage of Mehen: unlimited courage and proficient hand-to-hand combatant Longevity

Honestly I feel the battle could go any way. Why? Well if Namor can drag Adam into the sea where he gets his strength from, he could easily have this one wrapped up.

Likewise if Black Adam were to take Namor to the Rock of Eternity, or his adopted home nation of Kahndaq, he'd have a distinct advantage.

So,

Namor, The Sub-Mariner

VS.

Black Adam









    Who wins and why?

I'll leave with one of Black Adam's moments of zen, and a great example of dark gallows comedy if I ever saw one.....


Ha ha!

Have a good one people......

Fashion Runway: Atlantis

Happy Hump Day!!!!!!

Who wants to see to two Namors have a bitch fight over a long phallic-like object?

Sure you do....

That's pretty much how I feel about Marvel these days.....

Someone's sure feeling frisky

TGIF!!!!!




(Cover to Namor#9 2003-2004)

Hmmm.....
Well, at least he's not fucking a dolphin, 'cause that totally be worse right?

Aquaman/Namor VS. Black Manta/Tiger Shark

So I got my laptop back, and everything's back to normal around here, so let's get on with this week's edition of So, Who Would Win, as I continue the team-up theme from last week with Aquaman and Namor teaming up against a team comprised of some of their deadliest and most persistent foes.

Case in point, the team of Black Manta and Tiger Shark.

Last week Attuma and Ocean Master gave our heroes a hard time, now it's Black Manta and Tiger Shark's turn.



As we all know, Black Manta infamously killed Aquaman's son, and jumped to the head of Aquaman's hit list after that; Tiger Shark was created to be a natural counter to Namor, both in size, strength, and the water factor of course. Add in admantium teeth, and namor's got more than can handle with hardcore mother fucker.



So, as in keeping with the same scenario as last week's, Black Manta plans an attack on his lifelong enemy, and now with Aquaman battered and bruised after his fight with his evil half-brother, Manta strikes!

Same deal for Namor, as he too is assaulted by Tiger Shark after just going 15 rounds with Attuma.

Manta and Tiger Shark team-up and go on the attack, and it quickly becomes a real test for out heroes whether or not they have anything left in the gas tank to survive this latest fight. It's Aquaman and Namor versus the guy modeled after a shark and the guy modeled after a stingray......

So, 

Aquaman./Namor




VS.

Black Manta/Tiger Shark










Who Wins and Why?
Let me know who you think survives in the end....