Imperious Wrecked

What IS the personality for such gross insubordination like this under Prince Namor's rule anyways?

Is he sent to be "re-educated", or just sent straight to the glue factory?
Inquiring minds want to know......

Continuing on the Aquaman trend from yesterday, we find.....

Jesus Fucking Christ......
does the sexual abuse with animals ever stop?????

First, he's got an octopus (and not just any octopus mind you, but his "Undersea Partner") trained to pull and tug on boners, and now, now he's trained a bunch of giant shrimp to jerk off sharks, because why be bothered to get your hands dirty when you're playing animal fluffier right?

I mean I guess that's one way to get the aggression out of those sharks, but still.....

So, what a minute; if a shark gets a happy ending but no hears it, does it still count as an happy ending?


And never mind the cleaning up afterwards since water's already wet, not to mention it'll just float around all lose-y goose-y anyways, so no need for the mop and bucket.

Of course if you want. there's always plenty of sea-sponges to go around from what I hear.....

10,000 Leagues Under The Seaman

TGIT!!!!!

Well exactly what part of "New undersea partner" did you not get? Of course he pulls on boners.
Arthur pretty much all but spelt it out for you man, are ye that fucking dense!?

I'd say get a room you two, but when you're in charge of an area that spans over 2/3rds of the worlds' surface, pretty much everywhere is your own personal love shack/romper room.

I wonder if Mera knows though......

So, Who Would Win?: Aquaman VS. Black Panther

TGIT!!!!!



Ahh yes, it's that magical time of the week where I pit two individuals or teams against each other in a battle to see who will be standing after it's all said and done.

Today, it's a war of kings(Not the Marvel "event"from 2009) as I pit Aquaman, the king of Atlantis and the seven seas against the Black Panther, the king of Wakanda.

This ones' going to be a really good one, as both men are really very powerful, with almost unlimited resources and armies at their disposal. But all that won't be used today, as both monarchs go mano e mano to see who's the all-around better king.

Let's quickly go over and compare the stats of these two and go from there, shall we?

Here's Aquaman's:

Abilities	Atlantean physiology: Superhuman strength, speed, and durability Aquatic physiology Telepathy and mind control extending to aquatic life

And now here's Black Panther's:

Abilities	Trained scientist Superhuman strength, speed, durability, and senses from heart-shaped herb Skilled armed and unarmed combatant Skilled tracker Utilizes vibranium suit and equipment

Now of course initially it would look like Aquaman has the advantage. I mean, he has more powers than BP, is all-around more stronger than BP, and the area he rules over is a lot larger than BP's.

But keep in mind just how resourceful T'Chala is. He's basically like a combination of Batman and Captain America with his quick-thinking and deductive mind, resources, and all-around fighting ability. With the mystical potions he took on the way to taking up the mantle of Black Panther, he's able to wrestle full grown charging rhinos to the ground, and has gone toe-to-toe with the Thing and won!

Then there's his suit, which is woven with Vibrainium, a very durable and strong metal.

Of course Aquaman's no slouch either in the toughness department, since he his skin is just about bullet proof and he gain a lot of his strength from being able to withstand the extreme depths and pressure of the ocean. 

Throw in his mental powers, and it really gets interesting quick.

So,

Aquaman

VS.

The Black Panther

Who would win and why?

Let me know who you think is the last monarch standing in the comments' section.

Aqua Lost

Ever wanted to see Aquaman get lost?
Well, now you have.....

Aquaman shouldn't really complain, seeing as how he still has monthly comic and Mera by his side. Some people though just love to complain no matter what.....

Later that day.....

Yes folks, those are indeed, mannequin legs sticking out of a toilet.

What?

Aquaman/Namor VS. Black Manta/Tiger Shark

So I got my laptop back, and everything's back to normal around here, so let's get on with this week's edition of So, Who Would Win, as I continue the team-up theme from last week with Aquaman and Namor teaming up against a team comprised of some of their deadliest and most persistent foes.

Case in point, the team of Black Manta and Tiger Shark.

Last week Attuma and Ocean Master gave our heroes a hard time, now it's Black Manta and Tiger Shark's turn.



As we all know, Black Manta infamously killed Aquaman's son, and jumped to the head of Aquaman's hit list after that; Tiger Shark was created to be a natural counter to Namor, both in size, strength, and the water factor of course. Add in admantium teeth, and namor's got more than can handle with hardcore mother fucker.



So, as in keeping with the same scenario as last week's, Black Manta plans an attack on his lifelong enemy, and now with Aquaman battered and bruised after his fight with his evil half-brother, Manta strikes!

Same deal for Namor, as he too is assaulted by Tiger Shark after just going 15 rounds with Attuma.

Manta and Tiger Shark team-up and go on the attack, and it quickly becomes a real test for out heroes whether or not they have anything left in the gas tank to survive this latest fight. It's Aquaman and Namor versus the guy modeled after a shark and the guy modeled after a stingray......

So, 

Aquaman./Namor




VS.

Black Manta/Tiger Shark










Who Wins and Why?
Let me know who you think survives in the end....

So, Who Would Win?: Aquaman/Namor VS. Attuma/Ocean Master

TGIT!!!!!

That's right, you read the title right, it's a Fantasy Team-Up edition of So, Who Would Win, as Aquaman and Namor team up to take on one a team made up of one of their respective lifelong foes, Attuma and Ocean Master.

In my scenario, Attuma gathers a huge army to attack Namor, but as he makes his way to advance on Namor's Atlantis, a bright, blinding flash suddenly appears, momentarily halting Attuma and his army. Ocean Master appears through a mysterious portal with an army of his own in tow.



Ocean Master looks puzzled.

"This isn't Atlantis! That damned sea witch sent me somewhere else, or.....someplace else....."

"Oh this is most certainly Atlantis alright stranger. Can't you clearly see that?" Says Attuma.

"No the layout, the look, the domes...it's wrong, all wrong." Clearly this isn't my Atlantis."


"Well soon it won't be the king of Atlantis' either, when my army and I bring Atlantis down around Prince Namor, and make that fool regret the day he ever defied me!"

"Namor eh? Sounds a lot like my bastard half-brother."

"Perhaps if I aid you in your quest, you can aid me, and then we'll both be free to rule our respective kingdoms. What say you.....?"

"Attuma, and I accept stranger."

"The name's Ocean Master, as in master of my world....and perhaps this one as well...."



And there you go, instant team-up on Namor's ass.

Then help arrives in the form of the another weird portal opening up 10 minutes later.....



"Hmmm, strange. I thought he'd be here by now, but there's no sign of him anywhere.
Wait, what's...that!? Some strange armored army is attacking.....Atlantis? Not my clearly not my realm, but it looks somewhat familiar enough to possibly be my Atlantis. Maybe we're stuck in the past? Either way, I have feeling whatever's going on there has something to do with my evil brother. Has to....."

And just like that, now Aquaman enters the fray.

So,

Aquaman/Namor

VS.

Attuma/Ocean Master

















  

Who Wins and Why?

Tell me who think wins out in the comments' section.

Oh and I'm not done yet. Oh no. Next week it'll be Aquaman/Namor teaming up again, but this time to fight the team of Tiger Shark and Black Manta. Don't miss it....