Showing posts with label TGIF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TGIF. Show all posts

Friday, October 18, 2019

There, Fixed It: Spidey's Little Blonde Buddy

TGIF!!!!!!



I was checking out this site on Facebook, Marvel Panels W/O Context, and I came upon a lot of random, funny panels on there. There were two that really stood out, one of which I'm sharing with you today.

-Here's the original panel:




































-There, Fixed It:


Now how convenient is that. She's his little blonde fuck buddy (And apparently according to JMS, Norman Osborn's too) and she's a CSI major, meaning her ghost can help solve her murder.

Huh. I guess blondes REALLY DO have fun ;)

Hey I'd tap that too, I'd tap that too......

Friday, September 06, 2019

So, Who Would Win?: Daimon Hellstorm VS. Zatanna

TGIF!!!!

Welcome to another edition of ....










....Where I pit comic characters and/or teams of comic characters against each other in a battle to see who'd be the last man/woman/team last standing.

This week, it's a battle of magic users, as I have the Son of Satan, Daimon Hellstrom go one-on-one against the mistress of magic, Zatanna.



I figure as far as magic and powers-wise goes, they should be more of an even match than if I'd had Dr. Strange fight either of them. Because trust me, it just wouldn't be.



But hey, let's look at the stats and compare them shall we?

-Daimon Hellstrom:
AbilitiesDark magic user
Fire projection
Ability to heal others
Peak human physical capabilities
Plus he's literally the son of satan, so yeah you could say he;'s got friends in loooooow places if he needs an edge.


-Zatanna: 
AbilitiesSkilled and powerful user of magic
The limits of her powers have never been clearly established. She is often depicted working alongside the most powerful magic-users on Earth, including CirceMadame XanaduJohn ConstantineEnchantress, and Doctor Fate, while on another occasion Jason Blood sacrificed himself to free Zatanna from a trap as he felt that she was better qualified to face the current threat than he was. She has used her powers to command elemental forces, heal, transmute and transmogrify objects, manipulate minds, and attack her opponents with energy blasts. She has resurrected the city of Metropolis from ruin,[61] merged Aquaman's spirit with the entire ocean in the finale of the "Obsidian Age" story arc (albeit after the sorcerer Gamemnae had already merged Aquaman with a pool of water),[62] and manipulated time and space. During a portion of her initial tenure with the Justice League, her powers were more limited, consisting in the manipulation of fire, air, water, and earth.Furthermore, her powers seems tied to her self-confidence, as the long series of blunders described in Seven Soldiers left her both emotionally and psychologically shattered, powerless, until she was able to restore her lost confidence.
Zatanna is a skilled illusionist, showgirl and stage magician even without resorting to her innate magical powers. In fact she considers part of her "training" exercising sleight of hand tricks, and she claims to have invented a variation of the three-card monte called the "Zatara shuffle", in which she is so fast and precise that, even without resorting to cheating, only skilled gamblers like Selina Kyle are able to follow the movements of her hands.
Zatanna is also a skilled hand-to-hand combatant, being trained by her father during her childhood.

Again, these two would more than be a match for each other, with neither gaining a distinct advantage unless either Daimon was in Hell, or Zatanna was in her dimension or got a power boost from a fellow magic user.


So, 

Daimon Hellstrom








































VS.

Zatanna









Who wins and why?


Friday, March 22, 2019

Dream Waves: The Winter Guard

TGIF!!!!!

Welcome to this week's edition of





Where I am present my ideas for possible future lines of figures I'd love to see get made.

I was going through google, looking for images of the new Squadron Supreme of America from the newest issue of Avengers, when I happened to see a page of the Winter Guard.


They looked pretty good, especially being rendered by Ed McGuinness. And it got me thinking;
damn it'd be cool if we'd have the entire Winter Guard team in figure-form, specifically from the Marvel Legends line.

And it's not like we don't already have start in that direction considering Hasbro already made and put out two members of the team in the Red Guardian and the Black Widow, you know if you want to put her on the team that is.

The following is a brief list of who else I'd make from the team in order to fill it the rest of the roster.

-Winter Guard Wave 1:


1). Darkstar



2). Vostok


3). Perun























4). Crimson Dynamo


5). Vanguard


6). Red Guardian (repaint)



7). Red Widow 




































BAF: Ursa Major 




I guess technically the Crimson Dynamo could also be a BAF and I wouldn't be against that. I jist figured the giant bear should be the BAF in this one. 











Friday, March 08, 2019

"Sparkles"

TGIF!!!!


I was going to skip today, but fuck it.
Have a new skit on me.....








                                                                       
That's right folks, 'Pool and Kurt have a brand new mascot/convenient plot device now. Should be fun.

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Friday, February 22, 2019

Top 10: My Favorite Cobra Action Figures

TGIF!!!!

Oh well, what the hell, right?

Continuing on from yesterday's post about my all-time Top 10 favorite GI Joe figures, I guess it's only fair that I give the devils their due and blog about my Top 10 Cobra action figures.

Let's get to it shall we, and again in particular order.....




1). Night Creeper


2). Crimson Guardsman Immortal


3). S.A.W. Viper 


4). B.A.T. 



5). Big Boa


6). Serpentor


7). Destro Version 3


8). Raptor


9). Tomax/Xamot


10). Zartan


And here's 5 more, because why?

1). Alley Viper


2). Croc Master


3). Cobra Commander Version 3/ Version 4 (Tie)


4). Viper soldier 


5). Cobra Commander Version 5

























There we go. So that's my list for my top Cobra action figures of all-time.
What was yours and do you have any of them still today?

Have a good weekend everybody......

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