Spider-Man: "Hey DD, can I ask you a question that's always been bugging me?"
Daredevil: "Sure man, why not?"
Spider-Man: "You're sure that you lost your eyesight due to a chemical spill, and nothing else?"
|Daredevil: "Of course! What the hell kind of question is that!? I told you that radioactive waste splashed into my eyes, blinding me."|
Spider-Man: "Okay, okay. Sorry just checking is all. I just ask since there's other ways of becoming blind."
|Daredevil: "Such as?"|
Spider-Man: "You know, the other way, Masturbation."
|Daredevil: "Spidey, sometimes you take the comedy too far."|
Spider-Man: "Ain't I a stinker though?"