Stone Cold Wade Wilson

He kinda' did, but that was a fair question though. At least I think so.

Caption This: The Juggernaut

So I stumbled across this image of the Juggernaut from the 90's X-Men animated series, where Juggy is driving a car.

It's comical because 1). He's so goddamn big it looks like he's either in a bumper car or a kids hot wheels car, and 2). There's clearly no steering wheel, so how is he driving the damn thing?

Anyhoo, I challenged myself to come up with 5 memes based off that hilarious image.
Here they are.....

There, Fixed It: Spidey's Little Blonde Buddy

TGIF!!!!!!



I was checking out this site on Facebook, Marvel Panels W/O Context, and I came upon a lot of random, funny panels on there. There were two that really stood out, one of which I'm sharing with you today.

-Here's the original panel:

-There, Fixed It:


Now how convenient is that. She's his little blonde fuck buddy (And apparently according to JMS, Norman Osborn's too) and she's a CSI major, meaning her ghost can help solve her murder.

Huh. I guess blondes REALLY DO have fun ;)

Hey I'd tap that too, I'd tap that too......

So, Who Would Win?: Godzilla VS. The Incredible Hulk

TGIT!!!!!!!!



'Tis that time again where we here @ The House of Fun play everybody's favorite game show,

All this month, So, Who Would Win? will have a Halloween theme, so expect any of the coming participants to have a horror theme or be directly inspired by the horror genre.

This week, I'm pitting Godzilla, the king of all monsters against the Incredible Immortal Hulk.

That's right, it's the King of Monsters against Marvel's green gamma-irradiated monster in a battle to see who's the toughest radiation-fueled engine of destruction.

Let's take a look and compare their stats and see just how they match up to each other shall we?


-Godzilla: 

Powers	Adaptive Agility Berserker Strength Blast Power Chemical Absorption Claws Danger Sense Electricity Control Energy Absorption Flame Breath Healing Heat Generation Immortal Intellect Invulnerability Longevity Magnetism Radiation Stamina Sub-Mariner Super Hearing Super Sight Super Smell Super Strength Telepathy Tracking Unarmed Combat

-Hulk: 

Abilities	As Bruce Banner: Genius-level intellect As Hulk: Invulnerability Superhuman strength, stamina and durability Anger empowerment Regenerative healing factor

Let's also take Godzilla's size in consideration. Originally he was no more than 164 ft tall. But as of 2019, he's been upgraded to being around 393 ft. Damn.  Good thing Hulk can leap pretty high huh?

And let's be honest, due to the sheer size and regenerative abilities of both combatants, expect to this fight to last a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time and threaten to turn the planet into a giant wrecking yard with all the property damage they'd do, not to mention the incredible amount of bystander casualties and injuries as a result of this fight.

As a side note, last week I was over at a friend's house and the 1998 remake to Godzilla was on.
Now I don't have to tell how bad that movie was. Thank Harambe I never watched it up until that moment, and then with both of us mutually acknowledging how bad it was, we almost had to finish it since it's a car wreck on film.

I took 5 things away from that whole abortion of a reboot:

1). That 90's reimaging was and still is horrible. Godzilla looked more like a dollar store knock off how you'd expect Godzilla to look. Horrible. Maybe the reused material from all those Jurassic Park movies during the same decade, idk.

2). Flame breath? More like lame breath. Why they removed his trademark atomic breath I have no idea. Plus he was asexual to boot.

3). Whoever cast Matthew Broderick in this thing should've been shot and violently killed. Seriously. It was like watching an unintended Ferris Bueller/Godzilla crossover movie. And not in a good way....at all!

4). I was fucking disgusted with Jimmy Page for cheaping Led Zeppelin's legacy when he did that god-awful collaboration with P. Diddy. It really took me a long time to let that one go. It still irks the fuck out of me that he allowed Kashmir to be sampled and fucked with like it was.  The fucked up thing is, I believe the song out-lasted the movie in both sales and popularity.

5). Broderick's ex-girlfriend/love interest was written as an opportunistic, shitty reporter who stole the tape that proved Godzilla existed, which in turn cost him his nice, cushy government job. And yet we're supposed to feel sympathetic for her? Fuck that. Bitch cost him his job and almost his life. The best thing they ever did was to break up in first place.

Rant over, but hopefully you all out there never saw it either.

Back to the fight at hand as it were....

So,

Godzilla 

 

VS.

The Immortal Hulk

Who wins and why?

"Stuck in the middle with you"

I'm going to have to disagree with Ol' Cletus there, as I can personally attest it IS still amusing after all these years. And yes, I did learn this one, along a bunch of others back in 4th grade. #Goodtimes

Caption This: Nightcrawler

So going purely off the accompanying image, I was just kinda' playing around, and this is what I made:












I'm sure my buddy Googum will like these ;)

So, Who Would Win?: Groot VS. Orrgo

TGIT!!!!!!

Welcome to another edition of 

Just like I did last year, I'll be going with a monster/horror-theme for this month's edition of So, Who Would Win? Using all all sorts of demons and monsters and pitting them all against each other.

This week, it's Groot, who was once just another typical  60's Lee/Kirby Marvel monster who'd later go on to become a beloved movie icon thanks to James Gunn's GoTG movies, going one-on-one with fellow 60's Marvel monster Orrgo.

Now I'll cop to just throwing these two randomly against each other, since to my knowledge, they might not directly know of each other, despite being created in the same decade and both attempting to conquer humankind once they arrived on Earth.

Let's compare their respective stats shall we?

-Groot:

Powers	Berserker Strength Feral Healing Immortal Intellect Invulnerability Leadership Longevity Matter Absorption Plant Control Size Manipulation Stamina Super Strength Unarmed Combat

-Orrgo:

Powers	Blast Power Matter Absorption Reality Manipulation Super Strength Telekinesis Telepathy Teleport

Clearly, going just based solely off the stats, and how tall they can both get, this has all the making of a very intense fight that can go the distance.

I see this battle raging for quite awhile, leaving multiple cities and states, trashed to hell and back before this thing ever gets settled, or however long SHIELD lets them fight it out.

So,

Groot

VS.

Orrgo

Who wins and why?

Let me know who you think winds up as the last Marvel monster standing in the comments' section.