There, Fixed It: Trumpkin

Found the original source image while working on a separate, but somewhat related project, and the I was inspired to make these:

There's two versions because I couldn't decide which one I liked the the most.

Here's the original source image:


#FuckTrump 

"May The Force Be In You"

TGIT!!!!!

If you're curious as to where Machine Man got those extra hands, I just used the ones that came with the ML Apocalypse BAF wave Magneto and the recent ML Electro. They really do come in handy ;) 

Hmmm, I wonder.....

Ok, so possible epiphany time: You know how in the Billy Joel song "You May Be Right" where he says: 

"Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chairI told you dirty jokes until you smiled."?

Well...what if the person he was singing about was the same person in the Elton John song "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"? That song as has a line about person sitting in an electric chair.
The line goes "Prima donna Lord you really should have been there; Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair." Soooo, what if Billy Joel was at the same party as Elton John, and told dirty jokes to that person to make 'em laugh?

Food for thought.

So, Who Would Win?: JLA VS. The Black Order

This particular match up came to me out of the blow while looking at some pics of assembled Marvel Legends Black Order figures.

So that got me thinking, what if the JLA were to fight the Black Order?

Now ideally in a team battle like this I'd make sure the roster number was even steven so it'd be fair. But as is the case with the Black Order as it stands, it'd be 6 VS 7, so for the purpose of this fight, I'm adding in another member who's associated with the Black Order, even if she wasn't an official
 member member, but has worked with them enough to warrant inclusion. So now it's 7-on-7 and fair as fuck.

Let's take a quick look at the respective roster of combatants and their powers/skills shall we?

-JLA:

1). Superman

Abilities	Superhuman strength, speed, durability, and longevity Invulnerability Superhuman vision Heat vision Electromagnetic spectrum vision Microscopic vision X-ray vision Telescopic vision Infrared vision Superhuman breath Freeze breath Wind breath Flight

2). Batman

Abilities	Genius-level intellect Peak human physical condition Master martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant Master detective Master strategist Utilizes high-tech equipment and weapons

3). Wonder Woman

Abilities	Superhuman strength, speed, reflexes, stamina, and durability Accelerated healing Immortality Master hand-to-hand combatant Flight Uses Lasso of Truth, indestructible bracelets, projectile tiara, sword, shield, and invisible jet

4). Green Lantern

Abilities	Trained aircraft pilot Power ring grants: Generation of hard-light constructs Flight Force fields

5). The Flash

Abilities

Immense Superhuman speed Vast Superhuman stamina Vast Superhuman Reflexes Vast Superhuman Reaction Vast Superhuman Agility Vast Superhuman endurance Intangibility through molecular vibration at high velocity Speed Reading Molecular control Time travel and Dimension travel by running faster than the speed of light Creation of vortexes Supercharged brain-activity Electricity and Lightning manipulation Accelerated healing factor Enhanced perceptions and senses Electrokinesis Time manipulation Able to give/take speed Speed-Force aura Resistance to telepathy Rapid cellular regeneration Speed mirage creation Sonic shockwave projection Memory absorption

6). Aquaman

Abilities

Aquatic physiology: superhuman strength, speed, endurance, agility, durability, reflexes, and senses Marine telepathic control of all aquatic life Able to speak and understand any language on earth Utilizes the Trident of Poseidon Underwater adaption / Super-fast swimming Accelerated healing (alternate continuities) Hydrokinesis (alternate continuities) Attuned to the Clear (alternate continuities)

7). Martian Manhunter

Abilities	Superhuman Breath, Endurance, Speed & Strength Superhuman vision Heat vision Electromagnetic spectrum vision Microscopic vision X-ray vision Night vision Telescopic vision Infra-red Vision Genius-level intellect Photographic memory Extrasensory Perceptions Shapeshifting Invisibility Intangibility Regenerative healing factor Flight Martian nine senses Telekinesis Telepathy

-The Black Order:

1). Thanos

Abilities	Superhuman strength, speed, agility, durability, and longevity Superhuman physiology of Eternals Genius-level tactician Skilled hand-to-hand combatant Plasma energy projection

2). Corvus Glaive

Abilities	Super strength, speed, endurance, and senses Immortality Wields a powerful glaive he can call to his hand

3). Proxima Midnight

Abilities	Invulnerability Superhuman strength, speed, and endurance Wields a powerful spear

4). Supergiant 

Abilities	Telepathy Mental Manipulation

5). Ebony Maw

Abilities	Genius-level intellect Telepathy Telekinesis Mind control Flight

6). Black Dwarf/Cull Obsidian 

Abilities	Super-Strength, unbreakable skin

7). Black Swan 

Abilities	Superhuman strength Flight Energy beam projection through her eyes Telepathy Knowledge of the incursions and the multiverse Ability to speak in multiple languages and generate holographic visuals from her hands

Something tells me the Black Order, just looking based off the team's respective stats, are than capable of holding their own with the JLA's big seven.

Of course a fight just between the JLA and Thanos would be more than enough of thrilling battle in and of itself, but throw in those other six, and goddamn if the JLA don't have their work cut out for them.

So, 


The JLA

VS.


The Black Order

 

Who wins and why?

There, Fixed It: Jimmy's Weiner

Original:



There, Fixed It:


Damn the Silver Age really was weird at times....

So, Who Would Win?: Moon Knight VS. The Badger

TGIT!!!!!!

Welcome to yet another edition of

where once a week or so I pit comic characters or teams of comic characters against each other in a last man standing battle to see who survives and who falls.

This week I'm pitting two heroes with histories of mental illness, Moon Knight and the Badger, against each other to see who'll be the last loon standing...or something like that.

 

I've never really talked much about Mike Baron's Badger here before, even though his creation's been around since the early 80's.

The Badger is really a former vietnam veteran named Norbert Sykes, who also just so happens to have as serious case of MPD, or multiple personality disorder, brought on by a rough childhood with an abusive stepfather, and further exacerbated by his time serving in Vietnam.

He has a total of 6 personalities including that of his superheroic identity The Badger.

Here's all of them in total:

Personalities of the Badger

• Norbert Sykes: This is his legal identity.
• The Badger: A martial arts expert (4th or 5th dan in Shōrin-ryū karate, plus many other arts) costumed vigilante dispensing bare-fisted justice to bullies and aggressors of the innocent, but according to his own warped perceptions. He often defends animals or environmental causes.
• Emily: 9-year-old girl. Related to childhood abuse at the hands of Sykes' stepfather Rollin Sykes.
• Pierre: Homicidal personality who speaks with a French accent. First appeared when Ham tried to awaken Sykes from his first Emily personality transformation.
• Leroy: A dog. Sykes had a dog named Leroy that his father Larry beat to death.
• Gastineau Grover Depaul: Inner city African American; he is unaware of the other Personalities.
• Max Swell: Architect. Early on, Max was written as a modern epicurean and sophisticated playboy, but appeared to morph into a stereotypical gay man later in the series.

So yeah, he's batshit crazy, but he can still maintain a normal for him type of life.

And of course we all know how legit mentally ill Moon Knight is so I don't think I have to remind of his own personal struggle MPD as well.

Alright, let's compare their respective stats shall we?

-Moon Knight:

Abilities	Expert detective Proficient in martial arts and armed combat Formerly: Increased strength, endurance, and agility depending on the lunar cycle

-The Badger:

Abilities	expert martial artist and talking to animals

Yes that's right, when he's in the personality of the Badger, he can actually make like Dr. Doolittle and talk to the animals. He also seems to have a special empathetic connection with them as well, so yeah, I guess he's like the MPD-having, martial artist version of Animal Man.

So there you go, I'm having these two lunatics fight other for no other reason than my very own entertainment. How very reality tv show producer of me, I know ;)


So,

Moon Knight

VS.

The Badger

Who wins and why?

W.W.A.D?

So....has everyone already seen all those Antman memes lately? You know, the ones where it's all about Ant-Man crawling up Thanos' ass in Endgame in order to defeat him?

If you haven't here's just a small sample of they're like:

Yeah, so apparently that's a thing now. Someone came up with the bright idea that Antman's just going to crawl up Thanos' ass, expand, thus killing him and saving the day.

Apparently it all started off as a simple idea:

and off to the races the meme makers went.

Of course the Russo Brothers said fuck no to that:

Of course that didn't stop the internet, because of course and it doesn't and someone did this:

 Of course I gotta' throw my two cents in, because meanwhile in another universe we find.....

I don't blame him. I really, really don't.