Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Top 5: Things You Don't Want To Hear Elizabeth Taylor Saying In A Movie.

Happy Hump Day!!!!



I noticed I haven't done any Top 5 or Top 10 lists in awhile, so I figured I'd only do one if I could make it fun for me.

I have, and now you all will have to suffer sit through this mad experiment I call....
The Top 5 Things You Don't Want To Hear Elizabeth Taylor Saying In A Movie.

Our guest Re-enacter/MC is that crazy, lovable, son of a painted baboon,

The Creeper!


Moving on, Creeper..........

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Good guest hosts are so hard to find these days I tell ya!

Have a great weekend guys......

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

"I'm Moving Out"

Hey People.

Somehow I'm able to use a nearby signal for now, so I'm jumping on the opportunity to post another new skit for the week.

This one's a topical one, as it refers to the rumors of the Fantastic Four being cancelled out of spite, due to FOX studios still owning the movie rights to the FF.

I'm sure comic news sites like  Comicbookresources.com or Bleedingcool.com can fill you guys in in case you haven't heard about this yet.

So without further ado.....



















The End

Figures Doom was behind the whole thing.

Again, I'll be posting sporadically until I either find a better, stable WiFi signal, or break down and buy internet access.

Saturday, June 07, 2014

"Baby, You Were Made For Pictures"

What's up people?

Since my steady WiFi connection is no longer available, I'll be forced to alternate between going to my local library and/or a friend's house to post these things from here on out. Been that way all this week. What a fucking pain!

Anyhoo, here's today skit about Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch, as they discuss their upcoming movie together.....








The End

Extras:


Yeah, this gag's probably 12 years late, but the movie's topical at least;)


Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Getting My SWAG on

Happy Hump Day People!


I picked this guy up yesterday @ my local Wal-Mart, and man was I surprised to find him:

 The villainous Boomerang from the Superior Foes of Spider-Man series(Very underrated series worth checking out if you already haven't. Hurry up, because it's ending soon)



He's basically like DC's Captain Boomerang, minus the added military title. But he is a fellow Aussie.
I wonder if they've ever met. Hmmm.

Don't worry guys, a strip between the two is already in the works, as I knew it would be when I picked him up.


He's got the great, standard articulation, a giant Boomerang rack that goes into his back to store his special boomerangs, and a decent enough paint job.

I'm just glad he's backed with accessories, and just look at that face!

Angry or constipated; you decide.

He comes with another leg for the BAF Ultimate Green Goblin figure, but he looks like a fucking chud. Plus he's just not a figure I'm clamoring to collect. Black Cat and Spider-Girl though? Oh yeah, especially Black Cat. Isn't that right Goo?;)

At the moment I'm trying to get pages 15 and 16 done. I can't speak for anybody else in the group,. but I know on my end, I'm trying to get things done as fast as I can so that we can publish the first issue of Kansas soon. This is the month it's supposed to happen, so fingers and dicks crossed.

Have a good/great weekend guys and gals:)

Tuesday, June 03, 2014

A Tale Of Two Riddles



Charles Dickens' ain't got shit on this.......













The End

I don't blame Batman either. Who wants to fight two Bobby Fisher wanna-be's when he can have phone sex with Catwoman. Yeah, I'd stay my happy ass inside for that too.










"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...