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Wednesday, June 27, 2012
"Pets or Meat"
If you've ever watched the Michael Moore documentary on the unemployment crisis in Flint, Michigan like I have then you'll know where the title to this post came from:)
Here's the clip in question, from the documentary Roger and Me:
Hey don't look at me, I wasn't the one that did that to the poor bunny:(
Anyways here's a more light-hearted take on Animal rights.
The Hunter: "I loves ya' Kelly ol' gal. Ever since I ate ol' Bessy, I've been hankerin' for a hunk of sweet, sweet moo patties."
Kelly: "Moo, moo? Moooo!"
Animal Man: "Hold on citizen! Meat is murder!
The Hunter: "Awww shoot! Not this horse-shit again. Nawww you hold on there city-slicker. I can's do what I want 'cause own this here steer ya' hear?"
The Hunter: "Now what'cha goin' do about that mister?"
Animal Man: "How tall are you?"
The Hunter: "The hell does it matter? How long's a piece of string? Too Got-damn long that's what!"
Animal Man: "Hmm. Good enough."
Animal Man kicks the hunter.
-Yeah I know it looks horrible, but I couldn't very well take a good picture of Animal Man kicking the poor bastard since the A-Man figure had an annoying tendency to fall over when he's only balanced on one foot. So work with me here people.
Animal Man: "I hope he wasn't a midget, because I'd hate to have think I'd just committed a hate crime."
Animal Man: "Let's go Kelly. We can get a nice tofu wrap or you know, whatever you're in the mood for. That sound good to you?"
Animal Man: "Ha ha ha. You said a mouthful."
Hunter: "Ughhhhh! I think I'ma gonna' retire from this here skit business. Ughhhh!"