-Did I do good Poppa? Did I, Did I?
Alright folks, on with today's skit that finally features the newly bought action figures versions of the literary children of legendary comic artist Steve Ditko, Hawk and Dove, they have to deal with that wild and crazy guy himself, The Creeper.
Creeper:"Hi ya Brother! Come make with the hugs!"
Hawk: "For the last time, you're not my brother! My brother's dead you crazy asshole!"
Creeper: "Touchy, tou-chy! I just mean we have the same daddy. You know, Papa Ditko?"
Hawk: "Aw christ! Not this bullshit again! Go away Creeper! Don't you have some other poor guy to go bother?"
Creeper: "Nope. Since the reboot I've had oodles of time. Best Vaca I've ever had! Thanks Didio!"
Dove: "Giggle. I wish we had a vacation."
Hawk: "Don't encourage him Dove. Now go away Creeper!"
Creeper: "Awww, what's the matter Mr. Angry Bird? Constipated? You look constipated. In fact, you look like you haven't shit in 8 issues. Ha ha! Get it? 8 issues? Because that's that how long your last series lasted. Ha!"
Dove: "Ha ha! That's like so funny!"
Creeper: "Hey Mr. Angry Bird, seriously though, tell me how it feels to have your book get cancelled?"
Dove: "Uh oh!"
Hawk: "About as good as it's gonna' feel when I beat your head so far down into your body, you'll be eating out of your ass as opposed to talking out of it!"
Creeper: "Like from that one South Park episode? Gee, I don't know. Can I call my chiropractor and get back to you on that?"