The Thing: "Hey Ladies! See something you like? 'Cause I'm aimin' to git my rocks off, haw haw!"
The ladies are stunned into silence, but can't turn away from the shocking sight!
Zatanna: "So that's why they call him The Thing!"
Cheetah: "My god! It looks like a big bowl of fruity pebbles!"
The ever lovin' end.
And here's a bonus variant "cover" of sorts for this skit: